I've been posting on Jow Forums for over 14 years. Ask me anything related to that

Not Oap, but there had always been a segment of old K obsessed with man barbie in their ARs. The AR SKS fights in the what should be my first semi auto were legendary.

No there's more arg style interest because ARs are just diet cheap these days.

Has K ever been good? No.
How was OPp? He's still here in the occasional thread, last year I asked him about S China C4ISR capabilities s that I could do my job better.

Has K been good for you personally? K helped me secure Consultan gigs with major MIC contractors, and all my time shit posting turned our to be useful, who knew?

What's the best thing from K? Anons sticking dicks in bolts, gassing themselves, buying dangerous Russian rebreathers to scuba because they're retards - the usual (K still is good in my book).

Was daykare as bad? Daykare has always been bad, but, I think we've finally gotten over the various caliber wars to agree that whatever you train on in realistic scenarios/shoot most often is best.

What's new with K? BRG is new - there's always been people that loved the FAL and rhodies, but, it's never been so organized.

What can K do? Get jobs, own apartments to have guns, and leave shit states/support firearms rights groups the usual.

Have you gone to a meetup? Thought about it but yall motherfuckers cosplaying as lil girl maids. What the fuck?

Is K furry? Not all f them but a lot of fat dudes are open about it now, less obvious in the past.

I'm an olderfag than you. Oldestfag. Here from the beginning.

'05 fag here, what's your vintage?

>How was OPp? He's still here in the occasional thread, last year I asked him about S China C4ISR capabilities s that I could do my job better.
I know OPp still posts, but not as much as he use to.

lurk moar newfag

you need to go back

04-05. Honestly can't remember.

I was there for some epic threads though. Like when we convinced a teenager to swipe a magnet over his hard drive to delete porn.

You mean this?

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>It has been lost to the sands of time.
Is that how you call your butthole?

can you give a brief date of when the golden age was?

How could you hate ivan chesnokov???

May 2018

Kek, poor dumbass

That was /b/ not Jow Forums.

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I miss the salesman. A piece of Jow Forums died with johnny. RIP mad scientist bro.

i didn't post here back then the days of overchan 1 but i know there was no Jow Forums board until around 200 5 so OP is a lieing faggot. this was a faggoty weeb site with constant child porn shit.

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can you even triforce anymore? i thought gookmoot got rid of that. test

er around 2008 Jow Forums was added

You still can, but I haven't figured it out yet. I see correctly formatted triforce every now and then, but the 2 ways I knew how to do it don't work anymore. What is old will eventually become new again.

You don't know what you're talking about.

t. Posted in 2005

Is this blurry as shit to anyone else

It was all the same thing at one point.

There were other good ones, God, the salesman, coffeeguy, that guy, 10 inches soft, Skele, doc. All people with legitimate and interesting background.

Jow Forums used to be a wealth of information. If you asked stupid questions you were brutalized, you learned from it, and you lurked. Innawoods threads were limited to every 1-2 months, and content was actually good. There were no generals. Jow Forums humor threads were actually funny, regurgitated memes weren't a thing, RomperStomper was. Jow Forums had rules without mods. There were no flurries. There were faggots, but they didn't parade in women's underwear and actually engaged in useful conversation. Info threads were fucking incredible. Jow Forums sucks now, opchan is by far better.

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You got a wife?

>nobody remembers Mcnig or Mowerblade

Do you feel like a hero yet?

You got the greentext story of the cuban dad telling his son to protect his guns? It was on Jow Forums a while back but I can't find it in the archives.

Oh damn I feel old. Here since the first alphabet boards.... Meplat, boom, Duke, those Minnesota faggots...the furry incursion of '10. Ah. We're getting too old. Why the fuck do we still lurk this cesspool? The Lulz?

How do you summon based Jow Forums lord Oppenheimer? Or does he only make threads when he’s bored?

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How often do you go on Jow Forums?

Dude, he quit. He only has a real job now.

>the salesman
I've been pro-Assad ever since he was killed. RIP, you madman.

>he quit
You say that, but eventually some international relations shitstorm will happen and he’ll just nonchalantly post in a thread. Im sure of it.

We were his homework before the bluffdale center went online. He kept the carrot on the string for us. Now I don't see why he would bother with Jow Forums.....the incursion of bullshit, newfags, pol, and 50 centers ruin any and all intelligent threads.

how many gund do you own?
are you a wizard?

Were the mods as bad then or where they better? It feels like a lot of interesting/weird threads get 404’d before they can actually become something

Yeah fair point.
Come to think of it, the last time I remember him being even remotely active or even posting was during the Turkish military coup shenanigans.

>bluewaffle

is this the nostalgia thread? I thought I was on /b/ for a second.

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And during the early nork tests.

>Over 20 pounds of pussy and ass

mfw

mfw lost it

How many times have you fapped to Marisa?
How many times to Lance Jack?

why dont you own any guns yet?

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Am I wrong?

>because nobody cares about them

Very creative dude.

Honestly didn't know we had mods until after Sandy Vag. Back in the day, we could downvote threads as anons until they were pruned. I loved that "sage" pic with the B17.

I think I started posting here around 2005. I remember the initial /x/ cross board shitposting about what gun for what spooky cryptid. I remember the furry containment board and following bans, then the flood of vaguely gun related furry shitposting that continued here after. There were a few kommando chats as well on different video chat services where I got to see some of you ugly old bastards.

nope, looks good, you might want to swipe a magnet on your HDD to make it less blurry.

I left for a good 5-6 years while I got a life but since becoming a married no-friends wageslave I literally have nothing else to do, I lurk here about 4-7 hours a day between my shift breaks and my entire evenings. The content is fucking awful, unfunny, uninformative, totally basic, tripfags have absolutely nothing to offer and hang out like a kiddy social club pretending to be internet famous, and worst of all it all repeats in exactly the same content and pattern day in day out in a clearly politically or commercially motivated pattern which the mods are colluding with.

I'm quitting my job Monday and wife and I are eloping to a different state to start everything off fresh. Gonna buy a house with a lot of land, start some small businesses with some jobs on the side, and build a range to be Jow Forums in the real world, cos whatever this board is Jow Forums it ain't.

What was it like before shariablue, lefty-pol, r-thedonald and stormfags start to shit up the place?

I'm trying to remember Jow Forums before Sandy vag. Was BVB in the first wave of sandyvag shit posting or was he even earlier?

He was on in a nuclear war thread not two months ago. He had an email people hit him up at when they want his input on a thread

last I saw boof was on 8ch, I think he was talking about loli or something

dunno if it was the real boof though

I thought bvbrocks was earlier. Still unconvinced he wasn't an alter ego for Zed shitposting.

I remember McNig, he was usually amusing. I think he still lurks but maintains a low profile after Bundy Ranch.

There is some nostalgia goggles in this. There were good threads, amid the piles of shit. Night Jow Forums was where it was at, now there is little difference. I remember the toxic bullshit politics thread before Jow Forums though.

>Remember, you're here forever.
Lack of a better place to go, habit, who really knows.

Same dance, different song. There is a cyclic motion to things.

It was anime and weeb shit.

You guys are literally my only friends

That's sad.

>been here 10 years
>remember when there was only 5 million posts
I need to leave

McNig seemed like an alright guy, but BOOF is the tripfag I miss the most. He had the most informative shitposts out of anyone.

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He lurks.
Got tired of everything becoming "Da Joos" and constant shilling.

He always had a real job, despite the efforts of certain elements on Jow Forums

Occasionally nuke threads.

The what?

>the incursion of bullshit, newfags, pol, and 50 centers ruin any and all intelligent threads
This ^

I posted just a week or two ago.

Fuck you OP I've been posting on Jow Forums since 1996.

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That dude's dick can't be that fucking big...

>Jow Forums sucks now

Jow Forums is the last main board that still has some semblance of 10 years ago. All the slow and niche boards are pretty much the same but /b/, /v/, Jow Forums, /soc/, Jow Forums etc. have all evolved into cancerous mutations of their former selves. Those boards are basically whipping a dying horse.

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do u remember me bro?

what was k like before polshits and Nazis started coming to 4 Chan
was it really a progressive Paradise?

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It was just full of /n/iggers or whatever the term was for them. It really went downhill for the 2008 elections. "As a gay OPERATOR..."

Its a shoop, I know because of the pixels and from having seen many shoops in my day.

Yeah, he had some good shitposts.

Even before Jow Forums there were naziboos, shills, and all manner of annoying fucks.

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first screenshot I took

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Found this place in 2007, I wish I'd left this place in 2007.

No turning back now.

Do you remember Cactus?

What the fuck happened to Cactus?

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I had lunch with a cactus last week. Didn't really do much for me.

We aren't your friends, though...

>he’ll just nonchalantly post in a thread
truly prophetic

how long do we have left, though?
progressive? not really
back when nigger was a bannu, we just used redguards instead
all that's different is that the Jow Forums-tier jackasses usually flooded in during the day and night-time Jow Forums was free of them because it was past their bedtime

Opp is like a djinn, he comes when summoned and lures you into a Faustian agreement.

LOL! those idiot stormweenie wage cucks have jobs

Has Jow Forums gotten better, or worse?

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Who were meplat and mowerblade?

Meplat was a guy who worked for Ruger at their Prescott site and he posted good content. When I was working for them I was honestly tempted to show a pic to some of the old timers @ Prescott and see if they actually remembered him.

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>Meplat was a guy who worked for Ruger at their Prescott site and he posted good content
Such as? Sounds interesting, seeing as Ruger is my favorite gun company.

Depends, also think he and CSF knew each other, posting style was different but they kept referencing each other. BVB was prime trolling, I miss his theories on barrel harmonics. Sure beats Jow Forums posting garbage.

what are the names of old trips you remember that arent here anymore?
any honorable mentions?

those kinds of people were always and will always be there. That's just how it is.

somebody make a list of all the old trips they can remember.
ive been here more than 10 years too, but sadly my brain is shit so i cant remember any of the older ones besides spectre and skeletor

My sides have been lost to the sands lf time