I'm back motherfucker!!!

>thinking you can outsmart the forest Jews
They hide in the trees, man. I swear.

HONK

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Califag here, what states do geese like to fuck up? Oregon, Washington, Montana? I only see them by the lakes here in Orange County, or when they HONK HONK HONK HONK in flocks at 5am, waking me up

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East coast here. They're all over the place.

Come at me HONK nigger

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They're fucking everywhere in the Midwest

It's legal to remove their nests/eggs to control population.

I thought federal law limited it to 3 shells.

Only if you have a permit from the DNR and it's your land.

>thinking the laws apply to government

See the bold letters that say it only applies to canada goose season

Can confirm Washington State is overrun with the bastards

The Sepetmeber Special Season (and all special regulations afforded with it) is permited by specific federal approval in states where resident Canada Geese have become a signifigant demonstrable ecological problem.

That's why it's a special season.

Illinois is a shitfest. Had to hit 2 already. About ready to get a judge just to load it with 410 shots for these shits.

Get a golfclub and abort their eggs.

Judge is shit for that, get a Lynx 12 and load it up with turkey shot.

Addle the eggs
>find a nest
>grab egg
>shake madly
>repeat
You can't just smash them because they'll lay more

Just be sure you shake them enough to abort the fetus, or you run the risk of creating an army of tard geese.

I think that would be it's own reward

Until you are attacked by an army of geese with retard strength

dont those things taste like shit?

Not if you cook them right.

State?

Almost every Northern state. I know here in Wisconsin some municipalities actually round them up and gas them.

New Jersey

Recap of last two threads
youtu.be/Pf3MqNXqW-g
Since our last meeting I have driven my friend to remove honk from the turtle's pond.

any one got oarcalibur story?

Can confirm, they shit all over town.
Real question is that should the weapon of choice be a .22lr mark IV or Escaliboar?

GAS THE HONKS BIRD WAR NOW

>honkniggers with retard strength
Mother of God.

Not saved here, but I have the virgin v Chad one

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A challenger and its posse appears

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Hogs are physically more dangerous but they aren't possibly flying above ready to shit on you at a moment's notice

They also not protected by some gay-ass federal law.

>protected by a three letter agency
Truly the moat dangerous game

NC user here. Can confirm. These winged Jamal’s practically take over my property in the summer.

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Wanting to visit the US to go hunting with only pistols, but I love animals so I only wanna kill pests; Hogs, foxes, etc.
(Fucking hate foxes, niggers killed my chickens, I've gone full genocide mode locally, totally wiped them off the face of the earth in my home town)
Still, I hear you guys fucking hate geese, if it's legal to hunt these niggers where's a good place for me to visit?
Also, if not, what are some other pests in the US that are considered fair game?

Cannot believe this has not been posted yet, embarrassing desu

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>Also, if not, what are some other pests in the US that are considered fair game?
Coyotes, rabbits, rats, nigs

Nice toes user

How much cash are you willing to spend? If the answer is "lots" you can head down to Texas and shoot feral hogs fom a helicopter with machine guns.
youtu.be/ubt19wLNcKM

Never really understood this meme. Those fuckers weigh like 30lbs and have hollow bones. even if you don't CCW murdering one of those choades with your bare hands is something any 12yr old with normal test levels could handle unless he was raised by a single mother or something. A grown ass man should have no problems.

truly so desu

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Seriously? They're a plague here in NorCal

Montana bro here, all over the fucking place. Especially the large sports/recreation fields we have here they shit on everything, not to mention the HONK HONK HONK HONK

I think you need a licence for Nigs these days, that's what my travel agent said anyway.
(Technically this is all a bit fucky, I can waive the nics form with a hunting licence from a state but you're still supposed to be a permeant resident, even if you're a tourist, to get a gun. Funny shit, just hope no shop really notices)
Anyway, getting a hunting licence, easy. Getting guns, depends on the shop. Getting a Nig licence, only for citizens.
Still, Coyotes and Rabbits sounds good.
I kinda want the opposite, I'm planning on buying a bunch of my favourite pistols, spending a week at a range practicing, then going out with more 9mm and .380 than a concealed carry convention, and start hunting down pests all sneaky beaky like.
Not even sure 9mm would get through a hog, but if I can hit their babies that'll do.

Honk!

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The problem is that they completely destroy the environment when they stay in one place for any extended time, hell their shit is so toxic that even swimming in a pond populated by them is considered a health risk.
And at the same time they are a protected species that you can't harm outside of legally justifiable self defense, but given the reasons you just quoted good luck justifying how these shits were a deadly threat to you.

Any places where you can hunt them as much as you like, or just everyone hates them, but they're protected?

Pigeons aka winged rats. Please kill as many as possible. In most all places it is legal to do so with just a hunting permit, just check your local laws to see if you can use a bb/pellet gun if it's in city limits.

Off topic but I wish seagulls were legal to hunt.. maybe not classified as a pest but they sure act like one where I live.

They're federally protected migratory birds meaning you can't hunt them except during specified seasons. You also need a federal waterfowl stamp (and ussually aseparate state license as well).

NZ fag here, leaf geese are a pest species, can hunt them whenever, however.
its fucking great, we have a whole lagoon of them, wait till they moult and cant fly, shoo a hundred or so off the lake, go nuts with the vepr 12 and magnum birdshot

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Based NZfag. You're like Breviek but for geese.

Anyone have the story where the guy sneaks around at night at kills honks silently with an air rifle?

Pigeons, gotcha. Guess I'll have to stock up on pellet guns as well.
If you guys see someone in the news for running around New York in full camo gear with an airsoft 1911 dragging behind him a bag of slaughtered pigeons, you'll know it's me.

Remind me what your pistol laws are like? Just might have to move over there someday.

to own or keep handguns you need a B endorsment on your firearms license
HAVE to be a member of a registered pistol club
can ONLY fire handguns at a registered range or club
cant carry for any reason, must be stored in an E cat safe (at least 6mm of steel, fixed into solid floor and wall)

That's gay.

it is a bit, but it works here, mainly because the laws werent a response to gangs or crims shooting each other up with them, handguns have been on the naughty list since the 1920's
decent sized IPSC, 3 gun, service, etc etc scene here tho
and very few fudds, 80% of pistol shooters here run CZ75s

>very few fudds
Dont you guys have a nationwide ban on rifles with spooky features?

nah we arnt aussie, however mags over 7 rounds and pistol grips make a centerfire rifle ''E cat'' or an MSSA (military style semi automatic)
so theres tons of ars round with stocks like pic related and 7 round mags

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7 round mags are straight up homosexual, but the rifle looks nice to be honest

I saw some fresh hatchlings at work. They were cute.

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I want to run them over with a lawnmower.

These were the older goslings about too.

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You’re weird and shouldn’t own guns. Thankfully this board is mostly no guns. Geese are for hunting or for looking at.

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But you can't have guns there.
You can't fool us!

they used to have no limits, as long as it wasnt full auto you could have whatever, but after the aramoana massacre they bought in all the different catagorys and rules (fun fact the police lied about david gray using an AK47 to commit the murders when he actually shot all but a couple with a ruger 10/22, he only shot 1 or 2 with his MAK 90)

in the center left of the pic you can see tear gas coming from grays house ( he wasnt there)

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So a guy shot a few people, it gets called a massacre, new laws are made that would have no effect.
>nothing new here.jpg
You have met the nice honks, much like a rich nigger, they are kind and well versed at times. But be warned, there are still nogs in the mix who'd gladly ruin your car's paint for that lovely bread.

They’re nice, I work on a boat so I see lots of birbs. Tons and tons Ospreys and eagles.

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to be fair, we're a sleepy island nation, nothing really happens here,
it was a huge shock, everyone sort of panicked, led to the creation of the modern armed offenders squad, we didnt really have a proper one at the time, i mean, this a country where serious car crashes make the 6 o clock news. violence and strife like the US gets just doesnt happen here, 13 people is MASSIVE for nz

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There is a reason I based my alternate historical nation around that region. But fair enough. Alcohol is a big problem here in the states and will always outdo anything I've seen a gun do...eh, there's probably a bunch of reasons you guys don't have to deal with what we have, but oh well

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I genuinely feel bad for ospreys since how much they get pushed around, everyone plays it up for the thread concerning honks. Birbs are still my favorite animal, despite how much I hate honk shit (good thing I don't live near a pond, but in the middle of the woods)

However, I still can confirm the story I told in the first honk thread regarding the navy guy and the seagulls on the flight deck

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Where I work there’s 6-8 osprey nests all full of eggs now, and where we dock when we’re not moving there’s 2-3 that also have eggs. Ospreys can be pretty chad, I saw one btfo an eagle over a fish the eagle wanted to steal.

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no land borders, racially homogenus, small population, selective immigration, no real gang issues.
always been pretty liberal socially, huge racial rift like the states or south africa never developed here
not to mention as far as natives go we got the pick of the bunch, intelligent warlike warrior tribes who ended up smacking the british so hard they got a peace treaty (treaty of waitangi)

''At the peak of hostilities in the 1860s, 18,000 British troops, supported by artillery, cavalry and local militia, battled about 4,000 Māori warriors[7] in what became a gross imbalance of manpower and weaponry.[8] Although outnumbered, the Māori were able to withstand their enemy with techniques that included anti-artillery bunkers and the use of carefully placed pā, or fortified villages, that allowed them to block their enemy's advance and often inflict heavy losses, yet quickly abandon their positions without significant loss. Guerilla-style tactics were used by both sides in later campaigns, often fought in dense bush. Over the course of the Taranaki and Waikato campaigns, the lives of about 1,800 Māori and 800 Europeans were lost,[4] and total Māori losses over the course of all the wars may have exceeded 2,100.''

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Wars

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Ah, that's basically identical to Australia then.
I was just curious, I heard you guys were pretty lax on your firearm laws, perhaps that's only for rifles?

I remember that, I was curious how it ended.
Please do tell, a quick refresher on part one would be nice also
>Be onnabote
>"user, get on deck"
>Some niggers feeding seaguls
>Other niggers kicking seagulls
wat

Nice
I have always held a great respect for the Maori of New Zealand. But thanks for post
I linked the video to the thread recap where I included it, I'll give a refresher:
>be working retail
>guy in deli is a nice guy I chat with
>he was in the navy
>finds other navy guy innastore
>They shoot the breeze
>talk with deli guy later
>ask if guy had any good stories
>tells me as follows
>be other navy guy
>onnaboat
>officer tells other navy guy to check on flight deck due to an issue
>other navy guy goes up to see another sailor on the flight deck
>feeding a shit ton of seagulls
>other navy guy is about to correct
>until he see the man pepper spray a seagull and kick it off the flight deck
>guy continues this
>other navy guy is confused as can be
Can confirm this one as true as it was told to me at work

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I work onnaboat (commercial tugboat) and birbs constantly nest on our barges. Some duck laid an egg in a coil of lines and then 5min later left and crows picked the egg up, dropped it back onto the deck and ate the yolk.

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Ducks are bros. this man is a dick
Birds can be absolute cunts, this isn't new, but still a dick move

>Ducks are bros. this man is a dick
Agreed, i am:
But even i think he is a fucking dick.
Birds other then geese are fine 99% of the time.

>retard strength and a complete lack of self-preservation with one of the pissiest animals in NA
brb guys i gotta do something

Opossums. One killed my hen a while back. Fuck opossums. Kill them all for me, user. You know what its like to lose a chicken, you feel my pain and thirst for revenge.

>Ducks are bros. this man is a dick
They are the rape culture of the animal kingdom!

>heard about HONK HONK HONK
>'nah, it's one of these retarded Jow Forums stories. blown out of proportions like usuall'
>arrive to Canada on survey vessel (working in offshore survey company), boat comming alongside in Fundy
>4.45 am, tired as shit after 12hrs shift
>HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
>HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
>wtf?!?
>get out of bed, go outside
>there are like fucking few dozens of these fuckers all around, all of them HONK HONK HONK HONK
>jesus christ, they are real
>they do this shit all day
>for two fucking weeks

I'm very very sorry my fellow canadians, you are generally nice people and your country have some of the coolest landscapes I've ever seen, but these HONK HONK HONK HONK shitbags are more than enough of the reason to nuke you. Twice.

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