Your stuck in the middle of a firefight in Afghanistan. Backup inst coming and you cant count on supplies coming in...

One of these guys

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alvin york because why not

They couldn't even defend a downed helo from niggers with rocks

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>rocks

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>summon one shooter living or dead
anders behring breivik

Patrician taste my dude.

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>What am I going to do with a corpse?

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I'm not going to use protection

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>appears out of nowhere
>blasts two coming through the door with his SxS
>takes five more with his .22
>takes out technical drives with his 1911
>execution style the disoriented passengers with a 38 special
>standing there with his vintage shooting jacket says "you be the judge" and then vanishes.

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Based Paul.
Clint could probably fuck shit up too

>Rock
That's a funny way to spell AKM

We'll probably die, or get convicted of war crimes but we'd have fun doing it.

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good call....

I would pick Bob Kerry

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Kerrey

I can think of a few things

>Hickok45

rambo.
literally never runs out of ammo, also never dies. i'll just hide and wait for him to take care of it all

>your

Jim Lahey.
> Arrives in a car without a roof
> dumps 4 mags while slurring something about how "the old shit liner is coming to port" and how "he will be there to tie her up"
> Reaches into magpouch to grab another magazine
> No magazines. They're all filled with bottles of Jack Daniels
> Downs a fifth of Jack and breaks the bottle
> Duct tapes the broken bottle to the muzzle of his FAL
>Bayonet Charge
> There are many casualties
> Mumbles something about a level 4 Shiticane

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Audie Murphy the real Captain America

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The Slayer of Soviets and his Nugget of Doom of course.

hard mode: the enemy is not 2-liters

A Ghurka.

Victory and war crimes, or death.

Bob Munden

Tori nonaka for fox hole sex

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Can the enemy be Gongs?

>Surrounded
>caught reloading, knocked to ground
>3 enemies tie you for torture and televised execution
>about to blackbag you when you see an old bearded man wearing a sarape
>wait, is that..?
>suddenly you hear a single gunshot and all three of them fall
>he approches and you see that same hat
>"you... You survived?" you think as he draws near
>he shoots the cuffs as he walks past, telling you the hand is quicker than the eye
>everyone to pass his field feels his peacemaker's full force
> gets you to edge of the AO
>you turrn to face him
>there's only a tumbleweed and a spent casing

Robin olds and his P51D loaded with 500lb bombs and rockets

Thats not hickock thats the one giy who I can't remember.

Carlos Hathcock

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the only sensible answer

Dick Winters

Obligatory

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It would be entertaining.

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4u

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he dies at the end if the book

Clint was in some shit in Vietnam, he'd do alright.

to be fair, his point is that they failed
i mean it's a heroic action no doubt about it, but they also didn't win it

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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HEYOOOO

>Who do you choose?
Andrey Melnikov
Machine gunner of 9th company of 345th Gvardia paratrooper regiment, gvardia private Melnikov has exelled during the fight of the Hill 3234, on 7 and 8 of January, 1988. With precise fire and constant switch of politions Melnikov has managed to fight off the afghan terroist's attacks for a long time. When he ran out of ammo, he has reached the cover where he wanted to refill his mags, but fell dead, saying "Ammo,.. gone". When his armor vest was taken off, the doctors were pretty amazed by the fact that he managed to stay alive for so long. He lived for several more hours than he should have.

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Anyone know how he got shot? I wouldn't want to ask him because its probably a pretty unpleasant memory but curiosity knows no etiquette

Arkan and his tiger.

George R. Kelly a.k.a "Machine gun kelly"

>Jerry materializes out of thin air
>We're surrounded on all sides, no hope of escape
>Suddenly a blur
>The corpses fall like dominoes
>As the mud turns red with the blood the last thought I hear before I pass out from my shattered eardrums is Jerry yelling "GET SOME"
Based

>Competitive shooter summons his stand,『BIG IRON』

He knows he's a meme now. Someone had a class he was teaching and showed him the memes afterwards.

Lets just hope he liked them or we're all fucked

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Any of these guys would do.

google.com/amp/s/www.wearethemighty.com/history/4-korean-war-heroes-who-fought-amazing-last-stands/amp

I summon the enemy's commander and hold him hostage until more help arrives. If I can bring the dead back to life, I should be able to do this.

Rest in peace, you beautiful bastard.

Its successful but again, more help isnt coming

Maybe an old russian babushka will come armed with a rusty ak, rolling pin, a jar of kompot, and a bowl of fresh potato salad

10/10 would wear a bag over my head and jerk for her

Harvey Lee Oswald

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>fight fire with fire
>fight incompetence with incompetence
I suppose this could work

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Heinrich Severloh and an mg42 with a SHIT ton of ammo and barrel swaps.

Joe Rogan

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H. R. Mcmaster, assuming he comes fully equipped with his 1991 Eagle Troop. Or at least one fully functional and combat-ready M1A1.
>42 120mm rounds
>over 10k 7.62 rounds
>several hundred .50BMG
>fuckoff-thick armor
Yeah I'll take him.

Tony Stein with his "Stinger" pushing a wheelbarrow of ammo.

Dianne Feinstein.

Because if I’m getting cut down in a hail of gunfire, I want to know that bitch is too.

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Bingo!

You are an american hero

The man was a total cucked onions-boy pushed into crime by his bitch of a wife

>enemy's commander and hold him hostage
hold a muslim hostage; BRILLIANT!

This Bitch

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I summon a lvl 100 Bard.

Pic related.

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I wish that women had the same rights as guns.

That way they wouldn't be allowed in schools.

I wish Ii could talk about how mine gets tied up every night without getting funny looks

I summon Mohammed

My nigga. These chumps dont know that good leadership is what wins wars