A new challenger approaches

Uh oh, looks like the geese aren’t the only ones fucking up your day: you gotta deal with this guy! Apparently you woke him up with your ultrasonic bulletwaves fighting your previous enemies. Now he’s coming for you!

What do Jow Forums?

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Roaarrrr

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not putting the title " A challenger is near. ", you had one job fucking faggot.

Well atleast I tried

Kick that fucker square up in the balls

He eats you because you got too up close. Game over.

Kys negro

I’m white

Wear one of those 1800's spikey bear hunting suits and try to wrestle him.

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Niggers can be white.
Don't be racist

U dead nigga

This only angers him even more

#ImWithHer

>Undocumented brown bear
Didnt you know brown lives matter!!!!
Evil white cis male.
>no borders!!!
#brownlivesmatter

Dump a magazine of 9mm into it which has been documented to stop every bear attack it has been used in without injury to the user despite the fudds thinking anything short of 45-70 would bounce off the bear and just make it angrier.

This plus Louisville slugger

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Bearly legal

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ya rite, ursine testicles are incredibly sensitive
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Even so he’d strike you first and you wouldn’t be able to fight back in melee afterwards

You’re still fucked normally either way without a weapon

If you were any other animal aside from a human being you would have a slightly better chance but since you’re unarmed, you have like a 3% chance of winning melee with a grizzly

Lol bears can’t even into opposable thumb. He’s fucked

Let it eat goose.

>says the inexperienced numale fighter

Gamers off K!

Good answer

Gamer? What’s that?

>Uh oh, looks like the geese aren’t the only ones fucking up your day: you gotta deal with this guy! Apparently you woke him up with your ultrasonic bulletwaves fighting your previous enemies. Now he’s coming for you!
>for you!
your stance is weak, young one

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Those are good odds.

This should do it

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whats K?

>YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL

He looks mad because no one is cuddling him. Give hug, then reassess.

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