Uh oh, looks like the geese aren’t the only ones fucking up your day: you gotta deal with this guy! Apparently you woke him up with your ultrasonic bulletwaves fighting your previous enemies. Now he’s coming for you!
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Uh oh, looks like the geese aren’t the only ones fucking up your day: you gotta deal with this guy! Apparently you woke him up with your ultrasonic bulletwaves fighting your previous enemies. Now he’s coming for you!
What do Jow Forums?
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Roaarrrr
not putting the title " A challenger is near. ", you had one job fucking faggot.
Well atleast I tried
Kick that fucker square up in the balls
He eats you because you got too up close. Game over.
Kys negro
I’m white
Wear one of those 1800's spikey bear hunting suits and try to wrestle him.
Niggers can be white.
Don't be racist
U dead nigga
This only angers him even more
#ImWithHer
>Undocumented brown bear
Didnt you know brown lives matter!!!!
Evil white cis male.
>no borders!!!
#brownlivesmatter
Dump a magazine of 9mm into it which has been documented to stop every bear attack it has been used in without injury to the user despite the fudds thinking anything short of 45-70 would bounce off the bear and just make it angrier.
This plus Louisville slugger
Bearly legal
ya rite, ursine testicles are incredibly sensitive
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Even so he’d strike you first and you wouldn’t be able to fight back in melee afterwards
You’re still fucked normally either way without a weapon
If you were any other animal aside from a human being you would have a slightly better chance but since you’re unarmed, you have like a 3% chance of winning melee with a grizzly
Lol bears can’t even into opposable thumb. He’s fucked
Let it eat goose.
>says the inexperienced numale fighter
Gamers off K!
Good answer
Gamer? What’s that?
>Uh oh, looks like the geese aren’t the only ones fucking up your day: you gotta deal with this guy! Apparently you woke him up with your ultrasonic bulletwaves fighting your previous enemies. Now he’s coming for you!
>for you!
your stance is weak, young one
Those are good odds.
This should do it
whats K?
>YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL
He looks mad because no one is cuddling him. Give hug, then reassess.