NIHAO GWEILO

Annoyed at my roommate for taping a picture to the outside of my apartment window.

I m p l e s s e d

seasick. also wondering how my house is floating.

still mad about that election child?

Happy, I'd be able to sink the heap of shit with a brit-legal .22lr

Didn't know the USN could still take prize ships.

Chink posting has really gotten out of control lately. Is it Summer or what?

I only see 1 carrier there

Fucking good, earth is gay and so is half the population. Leftists can't live without comfort and aren't capable of handling stress. Let them die.

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>Half the population

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Non-Mutts just like to see Mutts getting triggered

Europe is a land of Shari'a law, don't mock it.

Huh, the PLAN is visiting CFB Esquimalt? Be interesting to see how they compare with the other tourists.

I mean if you can see an aircraft carrier, and you aren't some kind of submarine, odds are good that it isn't particularly hostile.

return that defective piece of shit to walmart

when your country can actually build (a) supercarrier, we can talk.

Delighted that I finally have a nice view of the sea, a little worried that some nigger-indian is gonna start chopping up his carrier on my beach.

Terrified that the sea has somehow managed to get in the mountains.

IMPRESSIVE
>pic unrelated

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probably this is just a dream, this cant be truth. go to sleep

>poverty ramp

Not afraid in the slightest

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Impressed that they moved the sea 5 miles inland

wow a ski jump and twelve whole planes

I live in South Dakota, so I would be very confused.

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>But I'm a lighthouse..

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>A FUCKING RAMP

QUANTUM PLASMA SHEATHED OCEANS
THE CHINESE CAN PLACE THEM ANYWHERE FOR INSTANTANEOUS NAVAL FORCE PROJECTION

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>How do you feel?

Cool. A war. One Irishman is worth a 10,000 Chinese in a fight.

> mixing Cantonese and Mandarin in one sentence

Waito piggu go homu

Diu ne lo mo, laowai

They're combining them to create glorious Chinese NewSpeak for the people.

Surprised about how royally one has to fuck up for his carrier to be somewhere around the middle of mainland EU.

>Quantum miss-navigation

Actually makes more sense than anything gook shills post on this board.

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>china dropping a carrier onto a shallow landlocked lake 5000ft above sea level

The absolute state of chink logic

Enjoy being carp food while we use your boat for target practice.

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Safe

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Like skiing

Like an intensifying spanish guitar

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Happy,because Serbia apparently has a sea coast all of a sudden

Arm the brigade! Man the YP's! And someone, get this man a ring.

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I'd drive out in my boat and ask if they need directions or something. Chinks are notoriously bad drivers.

Thread

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The PLAN cannot even challenge the Royal Malaysian Navy, yet alone the US + Japan and Australia

The PLAN cannot even challenge the Royal Malaysian Navy, yet alone the US + Japan and Australia

Hillary will NEVER EVER be president

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Haha, you have a ramp!

WHIRRRRR

*yawn*

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>cuckramps

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killed by hungry spirits. bad way to go.

>ramp

Poor thing is retarded.

>a bunch of Chinese ships in my back 40

Oh shit, they’re all retarded. Must be inbreeding.

pretty fucking confused- why's there an ocean in nevada?

^

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Terrified because I live in Nebraska

Sad, knowing all those poor Chinese sailors will die from lead poisoning.

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Dammit, the copy machine's running out of ink again.

If the chinamen anti-aircraft-carrier penetrators that attack from above are so effective, won't our copy make their aircraft carrier just as vulnerable?

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>line the entire western coastline with these
>problem solved

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Would a Chinese aircraft carrier make a good reef or would it poison all the fish?

I feel confused at how they got a carrier onto a lake.

How can chinkdrones EVER recover

I live in Toronto, so I'd assume this is just the final stage of the chinks cementing their grip on our real estate market.

I guess if any of them came ashore and spoke English I could ask where I could get a subtitled version of Soldier's Sortie.

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This comment is so underrated.

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Underrated

>maybe joining the Colorado Coast Guard wasn't so silly

Don't do that. The last thing you want is to escalate the war.

>450m CEP
LOL

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This except I'm even farther inland.

Perhaps Japanese rule will be better. Just remember to breed

underrated kek

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>double posting
>still get "let alone" wrong

Fine knowing I will die with meaning in the coming insurgency. Chicom go home

>How do you feel?
I laugh because China doesn't even seem to have LGBs on carriers.

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