>Your darkest secret (cont.)
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Your Favorite Gun
Julian Scott
Jack Hall
Josiah Wilson
am a small manlet her ass is probably the same size as my head
i wonder if i can put my head up her vagina
Lucas Morgan
>AK103
pure sex.
Matthew Gray
Favorite gun:
My Makarov. It's so cute.
Darkest secret:
I framed my girlfriend for shitting the bed. We both got pretty hammered one night. I woke up around 4AM covered in rancid shit, but I had turned in the night so my ass had been facing her. I got up, cleaned myself off, and then used some toilet paper to smear some of the shit on her ass. I crawled in really carefully, and then woke her up, telling her that she had shit the bed.
Lincoln Carter
Firearm: SL8
Secret: I never thought I was gay until I started chatting up this qt 3.141 guy. He's gay but I don't know how to express my feelings for him.
Juan Edwards
Just tell him you own a thumbhole stock. He'll know what you're about ; )
Robert Morales
It's the tec 9. oozing with second kind of cool my sheepdawgs.
Grayson Gutierrez
He's a nogunz though.
Charles Taylor
My sides are fucking gone, thank you good sir.
James King
You have a gun, he doesn't. You want his boipucci. There is a solution here somewhere I'm sure.
Jeremiah Thomas
>user takes qt user to skeet range to give "proper" form
>No user, spread your legs like this
>let me get behind you to help you hold the shotgun
>"your hair smells nice user"
Nicholas Morales
Why is it so hard to find kinky poly people who love to go shooting?
Jayden Cox
>Your darkest secret
I have a rather strange complex about being mixed race. I don't harbor and feelings of inferiority in any particular way, but I would rather be fully white or fully asian than being half & half.
Robert Diaz
Nope, that's an AK101
Dylan Davis
>Your Favorite Gun
Grug like height of technology.
Landon Green
clearly 7.62x39 mag
Zachary Lewis
>Your favorite gun
Barrett M82/M107
>Your darkest secret.
I'd buy a TAC-50 first.
Just kidding, I'm actually sexually attracted to horses.
Logan Cook
Frank?
Ryan Clark
Forgot pic
Isaiah Hughes
>favorite gun
pic fucking related
>darkest secret
I cheated on Latin tests as long as I took them. Got good at making a mistake or two at random to through off the scent. Almost got caught once or twice, but never busted. It's been a secret point of shame ever since, but I don't talk about it.
Xavier Green
Damnit forgot pic.
Kayden Wilson
Because shooting is a predominantly male hobby.
Owen Rivera
Meagan?
Ryder Jackson
>Not getting the joke
Kayden Hall
Artemis?
Andrew Foster
Fowl?
Christopher Fisher
Charlie?
Dylan Smith
Duck?
Ryan Harris
Donkey!
Connor Reyes
Not really that strange. Have you ever seen pics of Jow Forums meetups? It's like el goblino memes in real life and half of them are Jewish to boot.
Anthony Gomez
Josiah Miller
>poly
Only people I've met who describe themselves as poly are the blue-haired campus creatures who are waaaay too liberal to ever dream of touching a fully-semiautomatic 300 round AR-47 clipazine.
Brandon Myers
Shoot up UCSB.
Wyatt Perez
Just in case: Everything I have ever written is satire. Hapas aren't required to shoot up Cal State University Santa Barbara.
Michael Fisher
>favourite gun
My Lee Enfield MK4 Longbranch
>darkest secret
I voted for Justin Trudeau, and I regret it ever single day.
Brody Clark
MAS 49-56
I've spent more on cosplay and fabric in the past 12 months than I have on guns. Admittedly I've only bought 3 or 4 recently.
Robert Rivera
There is no redeeming you, user.
Asher Ramirez
>gun
RPK
>secret
I did gay stuff with a close friend and I dont know how to feel about it afterwards, I also dont think he wants to talk to me anymore.
I dont even know if im a fag
Tyler Anderson
thicc
Landon Howard
Insists girl wear stiletto heels while standing on scab-rock. Won't even take two steps back to get feet in shot. PS looks like Moses Lake/Pot Holes
Matthew Walker
Piece of shit.
Henry Gomez
Ryder Allen
Why did you do it user
Levi Powell
Because it's the current year.
Isaiah Collins
What if it was all just Jewish employees of alphabet soup agencies organizing honeypots only to meet each other? Wouldn't that be a funny bit of hijinks
Luis Powell
Kriss Vector. I gravitate toward guns that break the mold in how they operate. The Super V system is really fucking neat.
My closest friends know basically nothing about me because in my younger years I had a serious issue with habitual lying, so now all of my relationships are built upon a gargantuan web of lies that I told for no reason with no way out of it.
Mason Ross
Thought he'd get a minority govt and he'd actually go through with election reform. I knew I should have stayed with Harper.
Evan Lewis
Feel like trudeu got the job and realised he has no idea what hes doing. so hes spent the past couple years doing everything he can to get fired but people keep praising him for being so progressive.
Nathaniel Foster
I hope you learned from your hippie dippy phase user
Liam Peterson
>luger
>I want to be turned into an anthro tiger
David Long
That is not me, these are me
Juan Flores
PX4
have an passing interest to the idea of fucking a horse in the ass.
Evan Garcia
The way out is to come clean. Every day that passes, it gets worse, and you will eventually be caught in the lies. Free yourself from your shackles.
Landon Mitchell
Thanks for pointing out my mistake.
The point still stands though
Justin Gonzalez
I fucking learned. I'm voting for Ford this year and Sheer next. Fuck turdeau and the dumb cultist that follow him.
Evan Gray
Do alot of people in Canada feel fucked over by Trudeau?
Parker Hughes
Fuck yes. The whole trans mountain debacle, his retarded firearms legislation, his making everything gender neutral for absolutely no reason other than getting votes from his followers, giving 10.5 million dollars to a convicted terrorist. Many many people want him kicked out the door.
Levi Harris
Also forgot about his knife legislation. Making most of my knives illegal now.
Joshua Rodriguez
but im too autistic to make new friends
Ryder Adams
Gun: P9RC
Secret: I wanna cross dress :(((
Cooper Gray
...
Isaac Sanchez
>favorite owned gun: Model 10
>favorite gun: either SPAS-12 or FAL
>darkest secret: I voted for Shillary because I figured the red congress would block her all the time, while Trump would let out his inner New York democrat once it came to important politics and sell us out from the inside.
Sebastian Perez
Go for it. Don't let your dreams be memes. Bonus points if you make the outfits yourself.
Caleb Reyes
favorite: M14
secret: i'm a furry macrophile podophile olfactophile sudorophile who is also bisexual only because traps and cutebois are gay
William Ortiz
Shrek!
Dominic Reed
Julian Collins
Mal Malloy is best waifu, shame she's never done anything else fun related AFAIK
Jonathan Jenkins
...
Evan Mitchell
Joseph Powell
Marlin 336w
>I had sex with a coworker about a month ago after I got hired at my current job and now she’s pregnant and dosent know if it’s mine or her husbands
Landon Powell
Tyler Ross
Isn't she currently gestating a half-breed abomination?
James Jones
>>Jow Forums
And no, p. sure she is with a huwite dude
Aaron Parker
G3
>sometimes I wish my gf was a thicc and well hung futa who dominates me whenever she has the urge
Jonathan Hernandez
1911
>I haven't been in a relationship in over a year, mainly because I dissociate during sex due to past trauma
Matthew Ortiz
>darkest secret
I don't yet own any guns in 7.62x39, 7.62x51, 5.56x45, or 5.45x39
good taste. I knew a friend of a friend in the military who got to keep a fal he found. :(
Btw, I want to learn latin, any tips?
Carter Ramirez
thanks c:
Liam Wilson
wew lad. Did you know she was married?
Asher Davis
I mean yeah it's the only gun I've owned but I chose it for a reason. The rem700 308/3006. I love me some bolt actionnnnnnnnnnnn
and the 1911 because the classics are beautiful.
Lincoln Cox
the shit this man says cannot be real. It just can't be. It all has to be a big ass prank to fuck with people too lazy to google that shit themselves. People like me.
But god damn what a fucking faggot.
>I would rather be a faggot than not a faggot
Cameron Ross
your secret is even knowing any of that Nutnfancy bullshit lingo, you fairy.
Go dateYour secret is that your a degenerate.
awww dont say that - I want my hapa kids to love who they are! hapa pride worldwide
That expands my DIMMA DONG
You fairy.
Gun: MAS 49/56
Secret: I just sold my favorite gun to finance a ring for my GF. Ugh, looks like I'm sttuck shooting pistols and PCCs from here on out...
Jonathan Carter
HK53
>I have fondled/cummed on countless sleeping girls including my aunts, cousins, girlfriends, friends' sisters, etc. Never been caught.
Ayden Nguyen
>favorite gun
SCAR 17
>Deepest darkest secret
I have a massive fat fetish. And by that I mean I want to be the fatty.
Cameron Powell
>Mateba 2006M
>I'm a horribly jealous person and discreetly stalk certain choice friends just to make sure they don't like other people more than me only to be constantly disappointed when I find that to be true, so I act nicer next to them
there is no salvation for me user.
Mason Ward
>mwf the only reason I doubted that tweet is because I didn't see it somewhere else sooner
Cooper Kelly
It's fake. They were mocking his "If you kill your enemies they win" quote
Liam Martinez
You ever do it to your own mother?
Jeremiah Perry
Yep
Joshua Ramirez
Neck yourself
We all wanna be cute anime girls but the realty is that you're a 3D man and will look like shit dressed up as a girl. Any bit of the illusion of femininity will disappear the instance you speak
Justin Hughes
I both respect and fear you.
Blake Powell
Dream gun is HK SL7 which has next to no practical value but I just want one so bad. Favorite I've actually shot would be a 1911 that's been in my family for years.
My deepest, darkest secret is that I'm not a virgin. I come from a Christian household and am now much more dedicated but was definitely not for a while. I wish I could take it back and give my virginity to my future wife but what's done is done.
Aaron Phillips
i already look like a girl i just a-scared to dress like that
Nathaniel Lee
do it and send me pics
Jacob White
How do you fondle a sleeping woman without waking them up? Is that even possible?
Jaxson Jones
Post butt.
William Martinez
You sound like an angry, bitter closet homo who knows they'll never be the pretty girl they secretly dream to be.
Carter Perry
Very carefully, or catch them after they've been drinking. A huge part of the thrill is the chance that they will wake up, though.
John Jones
no :(
Andrew Young
>i already look like a girl
I've seen enough "traps" who wouldn't even pass as twinks to know this isn't true