My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner tonight, I asked for onions. She asked me what I wanted to drink...

My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner tonight, I asked for onions. She asked me what I wanted to drink, I asked for onions milk. She gave me a massage, I asked for onions oil. When we got married, her bouquet was made of onions beans. I invest only in onions futures. I plant only onions in my gardens. It's safe to assume my choice in guns is high in onions as well.

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haha you sure like onions don't ya

Get a load of this based boy over here with all of his onions, amirite?!?!?!

Is that even supposed to be funny

SHALLOT PRIDE WORLDWIDE!

Blanch the garlic, aromatics war now!

.... is this a raid attempt?

It is funny. You must be a SoiZ owner

This is Jow Forums not /ck/.

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I do have one but I don't like it, I'm probably gonna sell or trade it soon.
I wouldn't find this forced shit any more funny with other brands because it's so fucking childish and uncreative.

You're going to get a nice testosterone boost from all those onions.

10/10 quality t b q h

Can someone please explain these references to onions and how they relate to CZ. Or is OP just one of the many mentally deranged people on Jow Forums?

>I have one

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>unable to read a whole post
As expected of forced maymay posters

post your guns

>gun has a reputation for being prefered by firearm "hipsters", who are acutually nu-fudds stuck in the wondernine da/sa's
>retards confuse this with 2012 starbucks macbook flanel vinel record hipsters.
>Jow Forums meme associates onions with low T levels, despite being a medical claim that has never been verified, and all evidence points to low-violence or violence "survivalism" stress, sedentary lifestyles, and high sugar consumption stunting T levels in men instead.
>soiboi becomes a Paul Joseph W0tson tier meme instantly
>so lame that even gookmoot has to word filter it
>a thread died due to the amalgamation of this retardation

Tell me what pic related says and see for yourself.

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>Or is OP just one of the many mentally deranged people on Jow Forums?

that one

It triggers bugmen like nothing else, little soifiend

This is a pretty based analogy.
It's just another forced meme like de wae newfags.

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>nu-Jow Forums in charge of creating memes

Why do people keep posting pics of this guy that works at my LGS?

i want a gun that shoots basedbeans or any bean at annoying velocity