How do you go to sleep and wake up in California if you love guns?

Thats what airguns are for

Do not comply, move to NorCal or CenCal where they barely enforce the shit gun laws

if you live in northern mexico, you probably don't even wanna wake up.

next to a gun approved by the california department of justice that doesn't have any dangerous features like a flash hider

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it helps when I just call you a cringelord

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this board is the easiest to bait. gun people really are dumb.

gtfo noguns

Fellow /o/ fag who fled California for Alas/k/a here. The driving up here is a mixed bag.

The good:
>The speed limits are reasonably high and widely ignored out of the city. I've been blown off by motorhomes.
>Other drivers are actually pretty good. Alaska is the only place I've ever been impressed by the driving of someone else on the road.
>Traffic management is good outside of the city. Even well innawoods roads still provide frequent and large turnouts, and some (like Seward Highway) also offer frequent passing lanes.
>Every highway is visually stunning, at least a little technical, and hundreds of miles long.
>Very low traffic innawoods. The odds are you'll get the road mostly to yourself once you're out a ways, at least so long as it isn't tourist season. Spring is the best driving, in my opinion.

The bad:
>Short and unreliable driving season. You might get four months, you might get seven or eight before the snow sets in. The last two winters were pretty long.
>During the winter, you aren't going to be going much if anywhere. Anchorage and the surrounding towns stay decently plowed, but you probably won't be leaving them much. It gets a little claustrophobic sometimes.
>road quality is poor, especially after winter. Not a deal-killer and the state is good about maintaining them, but you will want to be driving something that doesn't mind rough pavement.
>There aren't very many roads period, and Alaska doesn't really offer the driving-between-cities experience. If you're going somewhere, it's going to be on one of about five two-lane roads, and there aren't any good loop routes that wouldn't commit you to like 14 hours of driving. You're probably going to have to go nowhere in particular, and come back the way you came.

All-in-all, I've been quite enjoying it and would recommend it. You'd just better have some alternate hobbies for when the winter rolls around. Jow Forums is good for that. Snowmachining looks fun as fuck too, though I haven't tried it

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>tfw bought the 150 proof version of this and after 3 swigs I started to cough uncontrollably and the back of my throat felt like it had chemical burns

I'm afraid to touch it again

Man I moved from South Carolina to Texas and I fucking hate the people here. They are equal parts fat, stupid, and rude. The Mexicans think the road is a trash can and 90% are so fat they can't turn their heads anymore.

It's just one big ball of stupid fat whenever I open my eyes. Would it kill these niggers cut their grass and pick up their trash?

Well it's basically almost pure grain ethanol.

I've had both, and for some reason, the 190 proof one is more smooth. I think they water it down with mothball tonic to make the 151 proof version.

>tfw I moved from South Carolina to Florida

I have developed a very deep seated hatred for old people

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