Was Forest Gump above or below the average intelligence of an army soldier?

Gump! You're a goddamn genius. You're going to be a general one day!

You know damn good and well that wasn't his son, Jenny was a whore and only fucked him once, then she gets AIDS and finds a rich guy to pawn her bastard child off on. Not an issue with adoption just lies, I know they're fictional but still pisses me off. Also, Marines are much harder to get into than the army, why there's fewer blacks, that and the swimming requirements.

Above average

A goddamn military genius.

Did he ever get that money from the Army?

Then explain all the spics.

They kept it to pay for all the ice cream

Yeah, it's how he said for the Jenny

ignorance is bliss=best morality

Paid for*

Good soldier prob better than some. He did what he was told, never embellished.

More than some fucking soldiers I've met in my time in.

Cause wetbacks can swim.

Ive heard nothing except that Hanks is a exceptionally kind person outside of acting, where did you hear that?

He also loves typewriters with a passion, interestingly.

there's a river between the U.S. and Mexico

He was smart enough to do cardio, speed detail a rifle, and run a boat but not smart enough to avoid incoming fire, use a condom on a roastie, or leave corpses behind. He's a solid marine.

He's a god damn genius. General material.

The movie glosses over the fact he has AIDS and so does his son

Except doctors knew exactly what HIV and AIDS were by the mid to late 80s. Jenny died of plot cancer.

>tfw I have a real life Jenny and I've only been able to kiss her on the lips once in 15 years of knowing her

Meaning what exactly? They lacked fuckall treatment for it

Move on you beta fuck.

Women want what they cant have. Cut that bitch off and focus on yourself

>Forrest Imma dyin', take muh heroin kid
>doesn't ever fuck him again
He might have just strangled her.

The rio grand

She says the doctors don't know what illness she has. Also she looks fanfuckingtastic for someone dying of AIDS before we developed any decent treatment

No roastie is worth your self respect

>implying there can’t be diagnostic confusion in the context of an immunesuppressing emergent virus
> implying every doctor is an infectious disease specialist
> implying HIV makes you waste away instantly like you chose the wrong goblet to drink from
> implying the movie is 100% medically accurate

You played yourself, nigger

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Movie? Eh, he's an idiot savant but he qualifies for spec ops. He's above average in all areas.

Book? Well...
>6’ 6" (1.98 m), 242 pounds (110 kg)
>can run just as far as the Gump in the movie
>mere presence intimates Viet Cong
>handles the Pig like it's an M16
>can play the harmonica pretty well
>fucked Jenny silly back in college
>became an astronaut
>survived getting eaten by cannibals
>became a chess master
>became a professional wrestler
>eventually started a shrimping business in honor of Bubba (end of the book)

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Heh

What evidence from the movie do you have that it's AIDS? It's also a miracle that little forest isn't in a bubble baby if he was conceived from an HIV positive mother.

kid was like 5 when she got diagnosed, that's a lot of milf whoring time

It's obviously aids. More than likely Forrest and the boy have HIV.

Doctor here btw...well, animal doctor.

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Maybe the boy, but a one time thing with a pozzed chick isn’t a guaranteed transmission. It’s a real hit or miss virus to get.

>More than likely Forrest and the boy have HIV.

Not aids. HIV turns into aids if your degenerate but if you eat healthy and avoid smoking and exercise you may never get full blown aids. They could easily live a full life with HIV.

I had a patient one time as a nurse, black female. Had a couple HSaged kids. One husband, been married since college. She was getting headaches.

Whole family had HIV. No clue how they got it. When I think of her three about 15-17 year old sons fucking without a condom on (cause they didn't know) I get chills. It's the gift that keeps giving.