Are pussies like Mike actually in the Marines? He gets PTSD and wallows in his own self pity for months just because he got groped.
It's retarded not to expect some dick-action when you're applying for a service that calls for men being grouped together for weeks overseas.
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>It's retarded not to expect some dick-action when you're applying for a service that calls for men being grouped together for weeks overseas.
And this is why faggots were never allowed in the military. As soon as the mainstream decided to accept this sickness, so came the normalization of coerced (rape) sexuality in the armed forces. The fact that you now have deviant sodomites preaching their filth both openly and promoting the idea that resisting or being repulsed by their depraved fetishism as somehow being wrong or inevitable is a testament to how far we as a society have fallen.
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>pussies
dying for Israel in some middle eastern sandbox somehow makes you a real man?!
playful homoeroticism is a shit test
get a boner and you're a fag
based o'brien
>And this is why faggots were never allowed in the military
Correct. Society ha two choices. Execute faggots an thrive, tolerate faggots and collapse.
He’s not wrong. Coincidentally neither are you
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>Skips the entire "boot" phase and just goes straight to jaded semi-alcoholic yet also incredibly hi speed grunt
>Knows his friends only want to go back to feeling normal again after a traumatic event and does all that is within his power to accommodate them
Wrong. Fail to get a boner and you're a low test bottom. Real men get an erection to show dominance.
O'Brien is the Marine we need. Mike is the Marine society deserves for the shit it is.
>Tfw this comic is actually part of a psi op campaign to get rid of Mike's in the military.
Reddit needs to be replaced with Jow Forums. Jow Forums and reddit are one and the same now since there are so many crossposters.
>inb4 reddit
I’ve been lurking Jow Forums since 2013 and the first time I went to reddit was for the whole Battlefront 2 fiasco because they were actually doing something about the problem instead of gobbling EA’s cock like Jow Forums. (They were right and they ended up BTFOing EA and DICE into taking out loot boxes completely)
We need to go back to stoning and beating faggots and ejecting them from the military. Their sickness is a festering wound on the service. People who promote or indulge in sodomy should be executed by firing squad.
I hate to break it to you but EA put that shit back in.
I would read an entire Goofus and Galant series on proper grunt behavior. Be like Obrien. Not like Mike.
I’ve only got one of that series
>dying for Israel in some middle eastern sandbox somehow makes you a real man?!
Americans unironically believe this.
No? They pulled lootboxes and officially changed the progression system
You're cancer. Kill yourself.
> wanting to fight so bad
> doing what you want
> not perfect, but best available
> also lol free college
>one and the same
reddit is a dopamine mine for updoots. because of karma system, everything gets blended into bland opinionless oatmeal
Except when you get these weird hermit communities that make it normal to circlejerk the strangest lies.
>Gallant is happy to obey"
noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I went to reddit because Jow Forums didn't want to make laws against videogames and it hurt my feelings
You should have stayed there.
Blowjobs are sodomy. Not that you'd care; it's hard to miss what you've never had, amirite?
All forms of sodomy are abominations.
clearly you've never facefucked a girl with no gag reflex
gimmie a temp ban idgaf.
This is deviant and abhorrant sexual behavior.
shut up you fucking nerd.
Lol what’s it like being a virgin incel
Sexuality for anything but reproduction is a sin.
Everyone in the armed forces was already prison gay to begin with. Adding actual fags shouldn't shake things up too much.
If O'Brien says Mike is a'alright, he's alright.
Misha is best girl
>prison gay
Isn't a real thing. It's an excuse peddled by deviant sodomites to corrupt and spread their vile ways.
Imagine actually believing this. You ever touched a girls hand?
>reddit is a dopamine mine for updoots
I don't disagree, but Jow Forums is the same with its constant hunger for (You)'s. Though in this case the desire isn't so much for approval as it is for any kind of human acknowledgment at all.
If only he got to consensually punch Vanessa's v card. That would've bumped this comic up a few rating points.
Okay Jow Forums, post comic quiz. Who do YOU think fondled Mike's dongle?
>Barnes
>Chief Best
>LP2 Andy Coleman
>The chaplain
>O'Brien
>Dave
>Sarah
>The Burger King
anyone have the link for this?
Either Barnes or a Mystery Dick Grabber with Barnes' haircut.
here since 2007 as a massive lurkfag
The creation of the first /new/ followed by Jow Forums has created so much crossposting that a single thread now won't get tainted by Jow Forums shit. More so now since Trump got associated to it because everyone was memeing to hard.
