You have just been named police chief of a major city during a crime wave...

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Unironically the best answer so far, likely for the rest of the thread.

After an intense golf session with the mayor (I let him win this time) I convince him to increase funding for public schools with an emphasis on teaching trades such as carpentry, HVAC, electric. I acknowledge the (black) elephant in the room that a disproportionate number of the city's criminals are black while also acknowledging that is because of a multitude of factors that go beyond "muh 200 years of slavery" and "muh blacks are inherently criminal" and the real enemy are the [name redacted] who are trying to turn decent Americans on each other.

I'd heavily, heavily subsidize city police who want to buy a home in the city they police. Having the cops have a stake in the communities they police other than a monetary one is crucial. I'd hire more non-white police to police communities of color while also bringing back stricter and more frequent fitness and competency tests for officers (those that quit in protest or transfer are not the cops we want anyway).

After purposefully losing another game of golf to the mayor I'd see what we can do to do away with the restrictive and unconstitutional anti-conceal carry laws that take the citizen's ability to protect himself out of his hands. Even the slowest draw by a civilian is speedier than the quickest response by the police.

And in closing all bicycle lanes would be removed because cyclists are pure cancer.

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>state dismantles your city government

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>brown
>qt

Get out you junglefevering degenerate.

Oh, I see you are talking about spics.

I was thinking about Muslims.

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>brown qts
thats an oxymoron user

There is nothing wrong with realizing that brown girls are qts

Do you really want to kill this?

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>cyclists
REMOVE THOSE FUCKERS.

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>You may use any and all means
Ethnic cleanse.

Yes, cause she'll shit out 5-8 future terrorists.

10/10

Are you trying to bait me into posting more brown qts?

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>implying you wouldnt

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>The ultimate solution
Zyklon canisters loaded!

>I'd hire more non-white police to police communities of color
get this affirmative action bullshit out of here

Bomb the fuckers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE

Yeah, with my dick

user, thats not a qt. this is a qt3.14

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>And in closing all bicycle lanes would be removed because cyclists are pure cancer.
You had me at gas the cycs.

>He can't raise his kids into red-blooded Americans
You are weak, user, and your seed is weak as well.

Dont we all

>tfw no brown skinned gf (wife) to fuck all day every day

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take all money from the top richest 10% and kill them. Then use the money to demolish all poor neighborhoods and rebuild them as huge commie blocks. Then station as many cops as possible in these commie blocks and have regular searches of everyone tiny apartment for illegal items.

>wanting to turn your kids into degenerate "Americans" instead of pious Muslims who will resist liberal Western degeneracy

Lizzie... Lizzie, you're still shitposting on Jow Forums. Stop persisting and keep your troll pages and activist pages straight.

Kill all non whites (east asians can stay)

Legalize weed, provide free smack to heroin addicts, and put all of the cokeheads and methheads in labor camps.

Bam, drug related violence down to zero.

Also, put all of the black people on buses and send them to states with better welfare so that they don't come back.

Just gonna flip on the Bat Signal then go out for donuts

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Execute all major offenders on the spot when incriminating evidence is found nearby. Lethal force on any person that interferes or disrupts with any police work is allowed. Long-arms and/or automatic firearms must be carried on person, along with armor vest, and a small field medical kit.

This. Remove 3% of the population (fighting age black males) and you drop violent crime by more than half.

Purge for the good of Civilization.

That is a dysgenic homonculus, with a genome full of errors and recessive diseases.

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Truth

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give geese suicide vests and train them to attack niggers and jews

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With organized militias, Charles Bronson and extreme prejudice.

seriously edgy kids go back to pol you're cancer.

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It's fucking beautiful.

By instructing my underlings to only enforce the law when it violates the NAP. Crime wave eliminated.

>I'd hire more non-white police to police communities of color
9/10 almost perfect but the above is pure horse shit

That article is the gift that keeps on giving
>9 nogs sentenced to 100 years in prison
>The remaining seven in prison are Chuck Africa, Michael Africa, Debbie Africa, Janet Africa, Janine Africa, Delbert Africa, and Eddie Africa.

And to top it all off
>current events
>Birdie Africa, the only child survivor of the 1985 MOVE bombing, accidentally drowned in 2013 in a hot tub on board Carnival Dream while cruising in the Caribbean

CAN'T EVEN SWIM

Soon user, soon.

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jej

>while also acknowledging that is because of a multitude of factors that go beyond
Such as?
protip: there aren't any

>I'd hire more non-white police to police communities of color
How to corrupt the police force 101

you have to be a real brainlet to deny that removing all the blacks from cities like Detroit and New Orleans would significantly reduce all crime.

Not even a Jow Forums browser, but holy shit use your fucking brain.

the crime is life
the sentence is death

But can they dismantle it before I purge the leftist scum who allowed this to happen?

I create a system of convoluted puzzles hidden in plain sight under the guise of an art collection.

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Operation: Fuck Bereucrats Get Intel
>pull any under covers and pinpoint any HVTs
>stage an assassination for public support
>have the mayor fake his own death
>cue public hysteria dot webm
>go in no badges, insignias, just armed to the teeth
>pull a KGB and just make people disappear, don’t even arrest them
>false flag attack an ice cream truck
>martial_law.jpg
>rule the streets with an iron fist
>tfw crime rate dropping like a lead balloon
>black widow bitch goes on opprah and exposes my KGB operations
>SJW spring in full bloom
>go to prison
>the dead mayor releases a rap album
>OH SHIT TUPAC IS ALIVE
>gets elected president
>I get a presidential pardon
>get appointed secretary of defense

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>have black friend who is cop
>black cop friend has more work than white officers
>This is true of all black cops in department
>70% of department is white
>friend has more work because anytime a black person is arrested and tries to fight cops, they claim racism
>dept and DA found out that basically anyone who shows up to an arrest can write the report

So basically things go like this:
>white cop pulls over Tyrone in the hood
>Tyrone has 2 warrants out and the car smells like weed
>white cop asks Tyrone to step out of the car
>Tyrone steps out of the car and sucker punches white cop and tries to flee
>white cop calls for back up and catches him
>Tyrone is screaming and fighting the whole time
>black cop shows up
>takes statement from officer
>white cop takes Tyrone to jail
>black cop writes report
>Tyrone accuses cops of racism
>in court they ask for a statement from arresting officer
>black cop walks in and testifies
>really hard to accuse the cop of calling you nigger when he's black
>tyrone goes to jail

Basically my friend claims he does twice the work as white people but puts more black people away. He says hes breaking one stereotype and proving another.

Sorry about your skin color and/or cuckoldry.

Find a ninja and a street punk with a heart of gold to team up with, then get to work pile driving

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please run for Office
GAS THE BIKES RACE CAR NOW

> remove laws restricting business

LIke laws the require products to actually be labeled correctly?
Like laws that stop them from putting sawdust in bread or plaster of paris in milk
Laws that require them to meet fire code.

There are places like that bro. There's plenty of third world shitholes with zero government oversight or regulations. The funny thing is no one wants to go there because they are shit holes. Do you think maybe the two are related? Like maybe the high standard of living you enjoy is because of the government we have not in spite of it?

So niggers ruined policing and the answer is more niggers in power.

How about we dismantle the "hate crime laws" and just stop policing black neighbourhoods? Have all police in white areas and have them shoot niggers on sight.

Do you understand that criminals by nature violate the nap?

I would stop policing "minority" areas and force all brown people to move there by actually opressing them this time.

Finally the blacks and spics would have something to whine about with actual racist police beating them for no reason.

Then they would want to stay away from white people.

>Load m8s in Charger
>drive bys on crack houses/meth houses/drug dens in general

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Dude, not all niggers are niggers, even though it’s always safe to assume that they really are niggers. How hard is that to understand?

what

if you're gonna put nigger rims on your car at least install larger brake discs and calipers, that gap between rotor and wheel is a huge sign that you're a tool and real auto enthusiasts are laughing at you.

Dude I got it 2 days ago. Those are stock rims and tires AND calipers.

So much for “real” auto enthusiast. Doesn’t even know stock charger rims.

this

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>paying attention to what wheels come stock on Nu-Chargers
not even once family

Uh...link for those pics?? For academic purposes, of course.

further evidence that american cars are overweight bling machines

Nice, but I would have gotten a Challenger instead.

How much HP??

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"There's no replacement for displacement" (there actually is but anyway). That's all you need to know about Americans cars.

>this is a serious thread waaaaaah
how about you relocate your lubed asshole to tumblr

Currently sits at just over 380. More mods will boost it.

youtu.be/28tyUukwxXY

I'd literally just copy the Frank Rizzo playbook
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Rizzo

>Currently sits at just over 380
Not bad at all.

>More mods will boost it.
Nice, what do you have planned?

Why didn't you buy a Challenger though? Not even trolling, seriously wondering.

Well, I’m only 21 so my insurance would have bankrupted me.
As far as mods go, basically everything I can to not void warranty until it’s up. Then all bets are off. Wait for a demon to get in a crash then buy every part I can from it. Supercharge it. And go from there.

>Find local Jow Forumsommandos
>gib them something from this box in return for help

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>Well, I’m only 21 so my insurance would have bankrupted me.
>I’m only 21
Damn.

>Wait for a demon to get in a crash then buy every part I can from it.
Kek.

Wish you luck bro and I'm even a bit jealous desu.

Relocate and wall off all blacks. Call me racist if you want but the highest crime ridden areas arwalso full of blacks.

Make it a legal requirement for Citizens to own arms
Police apache helicopters
Call the national guard in if six stars

PUblic crucifixtions for any violent crime. Public hangings for any drug dealers

Kill all the niggers.

Adding on to this. Physically remove any non white. Physically remove any homeless person regardless of race

He follows social rather than genetic constructionist interpretation of the nigger condition.

Step1: Cut food stamp and benefit programs
Step2: Hire PR firm to spread propaganda about how good benefit programs are in the next state over.

True to Caesar

>How do you do it?
Introduce the martial law

>And in closing all bicycle lanes would be removed because cyclists are pure cancer.

>Offer bounties against cyclists
>Criminals redirect their rage toward cyclists

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The black panther tried that and all we got was more gun control laws

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A series of "terrorist attacks" in the nigger/foreigner section of the city.

All executions will be public and by firing squad. Seeing the potential consequences of their actions would cause people to rethink crime

Get robocop
And watch him kick ass