If every animal on earth declared war on the human race could we survive?
>flocks of birds descending from the sky
>pitbulls tearing apart the ghetto and dogmums
>house cats trying to bite your jugular when you sleep
Not even to think about insects and shit like that...
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>birds descending from the sky
And breaking their neck running into a window
>pibbles doing pibble things
They get shot, cunts still try to defend them as their arm is being ripped off
>house cats doing doing usual shit
Looks like I get to break out the cleats again
We’d kill anything non microscopic after the first week of war. Then we’d lose to the bugs after a few years.
This guy gets it. Bugs would fuck our shit up real nice if they ever coordinated.
Bugs are incapable of coordination. Among their own species they can do whatever aggressive group tactics they already do in the wild but it’s unfair that now they all hate humans they suddenly can coordinate and conduct joint attacks lmao
We’d take huge losses simply because animals are already too “integrated” into our society where they would be much too close and much too many for us to handle. They’re already in our backyards, in our homes, in our woods etc. We wouldn’t go extinct (vehicles and guns mean they couldn’t possibly kill all of us) but we’d get fucked up pretty hard.
>bugs cannot coordinate
Explain Ants, Termites, Bees, Wasps and Hornets.
Also apex predators such as Wolves, Bears, Leopards, Lions would do some serious damage. Not to mention Rhinos, Hippos, Water and Cape Buffalo. There's so many dangerous fucking animals out there. It's absolutely beautiful.
How do I sign up to help the animals??
Join PETA you fucking cuck.
I meant that they can’t coordinate between species. I even said among their own group they can the very next sentence
>Also apex predators such as Wolves, Bears, Leopards, Lions would do some serious damage.
>Not to mention Rhinos, Hippos, Water and Cape Buffalo.
No they wouldn't, because humanity literally drove multiple species of these to extinction with sticks and stones.
Literally the only reason they even exist today is because we feel bad about driving them to extinction and decided it'd be cool to preserve what's left.
hes been warning us about the animal uprising for at least a decade
My bad.
We drove them to extinction with guns during the 1800s
Not with sticks and stones. Right now Cougar populations are relatively unchecked and murking people and pets in CA. Wolves fucked shit up in Yellowstone when they got reintroduced, and they are currently fucking shit up in Canada and Alaska. Polar Bears actively hunt human beings.
Having a gun significantly increases your chances against these predators, without a doubt. But if all of a sudden they got switched on to ONLY killing humans, we would see a LOT of casualties. They would lose, but there would be a lot of dead humans. Mostly in California. Which might not be a bad thing.
>We drove them to extinction with guns during the 1800s
Are you a Christian or maybe Jew user? Ever wonder about there being lions in the Bible? Isn't that kinda fucking crazy, that it mentions fucking lions in the middle east, where there are no lions?
That's because there were lions. We killed them all. Same deal in Europe.
Humanity has been wiping species out since before we even figured out writing.
The Romans literally captured lions and brought them to their coliseums for entertainment, dip shit
This.
We'd almost every animal nature could throw at us, but there's not a great defense against the insects. I can only imagine nets will only do so much when swarms are making a concentrated effort to get through. Not to mention the bee genocide is gonna hurt like hell in the long run.
This user gets it. We would probably win in the end because we can evacuate to shelters with airlocks and biohazard shit. Up until then though people would be getting fucked up. Birds alone would fuck us up, there are around 60 birds for every human, they work together and your fuddgun wouldn't take them out fast enough.
You're both retards.
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They imported them because they killed all the native ones. In most of Europe this literally took place during the stone age, except in Greece and Bulgaria.
We'd survive*
The big stuff isn't what I worry about. If we're talking about all other life on earth, I'd be more worried about the small things like parasites, fungi, viruses, bacteria etc. You're thinking too housepet. If you get out of your house and your city there are some fuck huge animals better than us in everything but intellect and tech. We'll win if it's just the big stuff and have a bbq after.
No where in that wiki article does it say humans killed them off.
They could've been killed off by nature, which is most likely.
>tfw Africa gets exterminated and all the creatures rampage up through the ME into Europe
>cue lions chasing people through Paris
This would make for a great videogame/movie desu
Humans killed off huge numbers of Pleistocene megafauna, driving several species to extinction. They did this with sticks and stones, fire, and maybe a cliff or two.
Yeah, killed off by nature. Human nature. Did climate change kill them? No, they survived multiple ice ages just fine.
Just like European rhinocerous, mammoths, aurochs, and a shitload of other species.
Remember that one time we almost exterminated the buffalo with flintlocks? That was a fun time.
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You're picturing some Starcraft RTS shit when in reality most civilians would be wiped out, military after. Think of rats swarming drains and apartment buildings and shit like that dunno if you've ever fought animals before but they are tough cunts.
wasn't flintlocks my man. That picture was taken in the 1890s.
>ignoring shit like the food chain and environmental change
Notice it's the small stuff tough? If it can be shot it's not a really a threat. It's always the tiny swarming stuff.
Sorry my bad, caplocks and low cap cartridge rifles.
I thought it was lever action?
Yeah, the food chain did change. Because in most of Europe they went extinct right around the time when people were developing agriculture and animal husbandry.
So now the easiest food supply was domesticated animals. Which in turn led to people killing them the fuck off because they were sick of their shit.
OP said every animal not just lions and megafauna, even if you can shoot it remember you're outnumbered and there are animoos everywhere.
>Canadian Pacific railway
>founded 1881
>flintlocks
>the food they eat is domesticated reducing the numbers roaming around the country and leaving the ones left protected by humans
>humans kill off other food sources hunting and shit
Shit doesnt just go extinct overnight you dumbass we didnt win with sticks and stones.
Alright, alright I got it the first time.
what the fuck is a dog going to do to a tank?
>not a great defense against the insects
bug lamps and fucking harmless-to-humans insecticide.
If animals actually went to war and we wiped everything out though, we'd be mighty fucked on account of how important they are for our resources.
>the food they eat is domesticated reducing the numbers roaming around the country and leaving the ones left protected by humans
>humans kill off other food sources hunting and shit
Except again, the place they survived the longest was in Greece, which was fully civilized and even urbanized long before the rest of Europe. It's pretty clear the reason they survived in Greece was specifically because of human conservation. The Greeks kept them around for sport and exhibits, because like modern humans, they were developed enough that the lions were generally not a threat to their continued existence. Other Europeans did not have that luxury, and drove them to exinction.
"In the 4th century AD, Themistius regrets that in his time the lion disappeared in Thessaly and no more lions could be furnished for beast-shows."
>Being a misanthrope makes you a cuck now
You realize every fucking problem we have is from overpopulation? We wouldn’t be having discussions about gun control if we were still small and agrarian. We wouldn’t have niggers or trannies or s 0 y boys. I could be a fucking legit mountain man within the decade.
Diatoms and chrysanthemums
Wait for it to run out of fuel while eating the tank drivers parents lol
Sounds dope
You're free to go wander off into the forest right now you furry faggot.
have you considered the following:
>run over the fucking dog
>shoot the fucking dog with literally anything
>you'll never face down an army of lions, bears, wolves, tigers, and elephants
>you'll never witness a black cloud of millions of eagles, crows, hawks and owls
Reduced game densities, very few megafauna, loss of habitat to development, laws and borders and shit, can’t bed squaws for foofaraw.
I do, but it’s just not the same.
>can’t bed squaws for foofaraw.
You can definitely still do that one. You don't want to, but you can.
Have you considered that the tank and the tank crews family may not be in the same place?
Have you considered all the insects blocking your optics?
Microbial life already living in our guts could kill us all in a few hours if they were to all turn hostile.
I think there is enough wilderness in North America to avoid people user.
I bet you don't even live in Alaska.
The Jews are going to do that to Camels soon!
>grabs whiskey
Race is on.
Aborigines successfully wiped out the megafauna in Australia, Asiatic colonists did the same in the Americas (see Clovis Extinction).
Most of those aren't technically animals. However, there are three things I'd be worried about.
1. Organized attacks by insects. they can get in anywhere, you can't hit them with projectiles, they'll attack you in your sleep, going out of their way to spread diseases, using infected people to supply the troops with contaminated blood to spread to others as the ticks slowly advance across the neighborhood, biting you in your sleep, each tick maybe covering one house every couple of days. But outside the house? Mosquitoes, everywhere. All with HIV or ebola blood. And on the ground are fleas, laden with bubonic plague.
2. Cows. Not only can they transport insects very far very fast, even acting as incubators for disease, but they outweigh us in terms of total biomass. If they can take out the farmers, they'll have a stronghold to stage insect bearing attacks from.
3. Parasites. No longer here to eat you slowly, they intend to kill you and die with you. Just look at how many people have toxoplasmosis, and think about what happens as that starts actively eating their brains.
All the viruses kill us. The end.
Humans aint shit.
>dunno if you've ever fought animals before but they are tough cunts
You fight animals on the regular, user?
They already did, and we won.
Only housecats really.
>flintlocks
>1880s-1900s
The absolute state of noguns
Interesting. A good thread out of all the summer shit
>be primate
>the two leg standing primates are now our enemy because muh fucking jungle
>attack their city at night really quick
>run away before day break back into the jungle
>repeat until advanced primate can't sustain this war of attrition anymore
Gorilla Warfare.
We’d lose in the short run but in the long run we would nuke the earth in a last ditch effort to fuck over the animals. So in the end all life would be wiped out with no victor.
Notice that they im neither case did they successful wipe out the apex predators.
Ottoman empire 2.0 begins
This is from a buffalo jump. Dont need rifles.
We've accidentally made a shitload of those extinct purely through recreation and desire. What makes you think we wouldn't wipe them out withing a year if we were actually trying. The would have initiative at the jump, but that's it
>mfw there are several times more bugs in the world than people
>mosquitos and other nasty bugs would probably be the major killer of humans if they understood they could spread disease to everyone and develop counteracts to mosquito nets and bug spray
Overpopulation is a Jewish meme. We’re overpopulated so we need to stop reproducing. But wait we are not making children so we must take in immigrants!
Nah m8 we just need to control reproduction, both our own and migrants.
Ants gonna kill us in our sleep, as well as cockroach.
We have to be in vacuum sealed suits 24/7.
viruses aren't animals user. It's kinda questionable whether they're even genuinely alive. They're not the same thing as bacteria. Which also are not animals, but are definitely alive.
What bothers me about this gif isnt the kill, its the stupid myspace tier grunge filter.
>Right now Cougar populations are relatively unchecked and murking people and pets in CA
The wolves and bears were wiped out before the turn of the century. The cougars are "unchecked" because tbeyre reclusive and have wide territories between individuals, but that's just California because the Florida panther is now extinct.
This is a video of a dinosaur being a dinosaur. My chickens will immediately start eating a hen that dies, or sits still long enough.
Our planet could support trillions of people you brainlet retard.
The insects account for most biomass on the planet, if they all swarmed us at once we would face the most horrible deaths we could possibly imagine.
You wouldn't be able to go to sleep without something entering your orifices, your ears, you asshole, you nose, your eyes, and eating through into your brain. There are just too many.
Yeah, if we give up all of our freedom and live in an insectoid society. Fuck. You.
Why are so many people in this thread assuming that just because animals all turn hostile that they would also, for some reason, become 100x more intelligent and start launching coordinated attacks and using tactics?
Just because they're attacking doesn't somehow mean they've been able to grasp the concept of guerrilla warfare and small unit tactics.
>If every animal on earth declared war on the human race could we survive?
OP you'll enjoy this
Long Weekend (1978) film - do not watch the 3008 remake watch the original. Australian horror film about nature turning on a couple.
Legions of deer ticks, wasps,....that would be hell
what would the fish in my aquarium do
>insects account for most biomass
Nematodes got them beat pretty handedly, which is far more horrifying.
this, if a cow ever got the chance it would eat you you and everyone you care about
Imagine all the dust mites in your house filling your nose/throat as you sleep.
>do not watch the 3008 remake
How are things in the future? Is everyone a shitskin now? Did the jews finally win?
Underrated
>flea swarms
Oh god
Nice knowing you lads
No mention of the bugs tho. That's what'll get us.
which side would that put the machines?
I would side with the animals is all I'm saying.
>If every animal on earth declared war on the human race could we survive
If they went the Japanese route and suicided, we'd be fucked. Every last pollinator an hero'ing in an act of defiance would kill all significant plant life on the land and, in turn, all of us. Machines aren't even a fraction as good at widespread pollination as a bee or bat. They'd wipe out 99% of all human life within a year.
they were everywhere...
>How are things in the future?
bretty gud since we shot all the naziboos and commies after the 'what are guns for?' debate was settled and the Chinese and Russians nuked each other
> Is everyone a shitskin now?
No, people like to change colour tho, bright red was popular last year and now people are going for light green with stripes
>Did the jews finally win?
They're still mostly in Israel but the local eskimos and them keep throwing penguins at each other. They reanimated woody allen last year for a live stage performance of love and death but his arms kept falling off
I read a book about this once.
Siafu, I saw MacGyver Handle these cunts in a documentary once.
Australia would gone so fucking fast.
The rats, lads. You're talking about fucking lions, wolves, bears? RATS. Billions of them, surging from every underground tunnel and sewer. Every fucking toilet. Cities would be gone soon.
And then of course all the bugs would come, as many said in this thread.
We would have to escape to space asap.
Honeybees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
The problem isn't overpopulation so much as lack of infrastructure to support it. If we actually got our shit together there would be no hunger, homelessness, socioeconomic problems, etc, but people are too busy with stupid shit to care or do anything.