What are some /k as fuck jobs?

What are some /k as fuck jobs?

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range officer

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Mailman

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Dog walker

Something that leaves you broken and empty on the inside.

Door guy/bouncer

Broker. You autistically spout shit you have no clue about to people and when you lose you put the phone down and move on.

KEBAB REMOVER

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Turd Burglar

Mall security officer

>LGS clerk
>Armorer
>military museum employee
>firearms engineer
>security guard (of the escort variant)
>LEO
>Infanterie of any sort
>tank driver
>drill hat / kill hat
>Helo Pilot

That's all I can come up with

McDonald's

kek

Adult novelty clerk

sexy-butt trap

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Police officer. Sorry edgy faggots but it is.

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You forgot some faggot.
>gunsmith
>machinist
>dragon dildo mold designer

Where are the fat German cops?

range jester

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kek they don't eat like we do in America.

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Disgusting

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Professional hunter?

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Ketchum posting should be a bankable offense

your battle buddy is vastly inferior desu

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Crane operator. Kinda feels like I'm driving a tank in iraq

>not posting her better pictures

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brass dwarf

It's a he. You are posting pictures of a man (male).

she looks like a girl user. shes a girl.

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i dont even think he looks feminine. and its the same angle every shot.

>he

This

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whats your point?

>she looks like a girl user. shes a girl.

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how do you know who is a girl then user? do you steal her blood and do a chromosome check on spot?

Nigger his dick picks are out there

so?

Report and move on for non Jow Forums content

Girls don't have dicks.

yes they do.

"Walker"

Case and point

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>She looks 18 to me therefore i'm not a pedophile

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i should kill myself because i disagree with you? kek
since when was it illegal to like girls that are over 18?

It's okay, user. The gay will be electrocuted from you one day, have faith.

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>its gay to like girls
sure thing

You forgot one faggor
>bad dragon tester

What a dumbass. He has his pistol on his right leg (right-handed), but his shotgun turned to the left side (left-handed).

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I'm actually ambidex and shoot pistols right handed and long guns left handed, so checkmate faggot

I mean yeah, that's kind of how it works unless you've got a really twisted idea of what an 18 year old looks like.

Your eyes must be ambidex(trous) too, fag.

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>It's fucking gay to like trannies
Fixed it for you, you faggot

but user, shes a girl. so how can it be gay?

Not sure if it's the most Jow Forums job but I work for a delivery company and I inspect and ensure the firearm being shipped is the same as what the packing label states.

Do you finger fuck every inspected firearm?

Game warden

Security but somewhere dope

Search and rescue

ATF Dog Dispatcher

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Sometimes. Most the time I just open the package, check out the firearm and either send it off to UPS or whatever else company delivers. Most the time it's UPS. I did find an illegally modified rifle before. That was interesting. I'm by no means a firearms expert but I opened up the box and my supervisor (he has to inspect every gun I do as well) noticed something that I honestly didn't see. We called ATF and they presumably went doggo hunting.

Is that upper fucking blued
I want a blued AR
Fucking roaches

What was it?

I’m an engineer in the MIC and I’m not sure that is a Jow Forums job, but thanks for spending your tax refund checks on Gucci ARs to stimulate the economy.

To me, it looked like just a regular old ar-15. Could be the barrel was too short. It did seem kinda short for the rifle. As I've said, I'm by no means an expert. I look at the gun, compare it to either memory or an image on Google. My supervisor does the second look over.

Maybe someone smarter than me can tell me, isn't his optic on backwards

Atf officer unironically

white helmet

Animal Husbandrist/Livestock Veterinarian

The eotech is mounted backwards

LEO
Military
Range officer
Anything gun shop related
Instructor
Mechanical engineer/machinist (make yourself some gats)

expecting sandniggers to know anything about weapons

>her

Are you talking about him or the roach in the OP post because that is extremely clearly not an EOkek.

Being this defensive... Faggot we all know you gay

Memes aside polizei/eurocops really are Jow Forums as fuck, tacticooly speaking at least.
user I like bussy too, just admit ketch is a dude and get on with things. He isn't even that particularly feminine unless you're completely blind, and I'm nearsighted.

the sandnig with the backwards Holo scope

PMC is pretty Jow Forums, depending on the company. One company I briefly worked for let you use any weapon you wanted as long as you could pass a room clearing test. One guy somehow made it through the test with a nugget and carried it everywhere he went. I'm pretty sure he also cuddled it when he slept.

It ain't backwards and it ain't holographic. It's clearly got integrated lasers pointing out the front too.

i never said i wasnt gay.
>he

>one guy made it through with a nugget, and carried it everywhere
>also cuddled it when he slept
This has to be the most Jow Forums thing I've read so far this year, even if it's authenticity is sketchy.

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considering Jow Forums is full of no guns faggots? the most Jow Forums job would be a NEET.

Yes, HE

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That's just life user

Maybe hes cross dominate nogunz

You can draw the shotgun with your right hand regardless of which way the grip is facing, retard.

Maritime Security
High Risk Close Protection
Bush pilot
Armed Police

Where are the nudes?

thats a hobby

>bankable offense

Damn I didn't know the returns on posting pictures of a tranny were so high. Anyone else hit similar high profit margins?

>sexy

Would draw married BAH/10

Sodomite

test it yourself and see if you get better results

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Stop posting pics of this faggot, please.

Would you like to sign my petition?

being NEET lol

Gloryhole operator.