Whichever one of you did this, God speed.
Whichever one of you did this, God speed
Bentley Richardson
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Leo Powell
Cameron Wood
truly the work of a civic minded individual
Josiah White
Remove honk
Christopher Murphy
Jace Smith
Someone post the story where the guy clobbers some honker with his boot
Jordan Scott
I would kiss whoever did this.
WHOEVER.
Asher Young
>if I behead a goose someone will finally kiss me
Finally, it's really going to happen
Landon Johnson
weird question has anyone ever eaten one of this honkers before?
Benjamin Barnes
No, you'd need to behead 14 geese.
to be honest even one would make me happy but I ain't no cheap slut
more I think about it, more the burning hatred for geese brings down the beheaded geese to kiss ratio, one would probably do
fuck
Jace Walker
I once removed honk with a door
Zachary Hill
Gamey, tough, unless you prepare it like a thanksgiving turkey then its awesome
Luke Rivera
Remove the Honkies
Evan Ross
I think all these damn Geese would make good targets for throwing knife practice.
Charles Gonzalez
Chase Robinson
TOB KEK/10
Colton Reyes
How many geese do I need to massacre for your unwavering love and devotion?
Lincoln Sullivan
My favorite honk removal story:
castanet.net
>“He proceeded to climb the fence, go over to where the geese were and literally pull their heads off with his hands.”
>A West Kelowna woman says she was “extremely traumatized” after witnessing the gruesome culling of several Canadian Geese in the Gellatly Road area earlier this month. And it appears the shooting may have been perfectly legal.
>“There are hundreds of people that walk along that sidewalk and there he is, standing right there with his rifle shooting geese and pulling their heads off and he's got blood all over his hands and blood all over his clothes,” Bertucci said.
>Shaken up by the gruesome scene, she confronted the man. He told her he had been hired by the property owner and he had a permit. He said leaving the heads behind wards off other geese who might be planning on stopping by the field.
>“The RCMP confirmed that in fact, this man has a permit to, in a public area, in front of children, people, everybody, get out of his truck, shoot animals and pull their heads off,” she said.
The hero West Kelowna needs but doesn't deserve.
Jaxon Perry
S L U T
Owen James
You know that webm of the dude obliterating a raccoon with a 12 gauge?
I want to do that with a goose.
I want to do that with many geese.
As many as can be found, every day, forever. All of them, if possible.
Eli Rogers
Best news I've read in ages.
Caleb Hall
>getting this buttmad over a dude preventing extremely territorial and aggressive birds from fucking the area up
What a bitch.
Jose Wood
Holy fuck thats amazing
Cameron Rodriguez
what circle of hell is this demon from?
Brayden Sullivan
Literally the best image I’ve ever seen on Jow Forums
David Allen
Then I will pledge the entirety of my being to the eradication of the Branta canadensis and all of its relatives. My entire force of will shall be devoted to hunting down and slaughtering this winged scourge. I will butcher them with reckless abandon and with zeal, knowing that with each abomination that I strike down leads to creating a safer and more perfect world for you.
Lucas Cook
I will be your holy emissary of slaughter, your divine being. Your worship will be the ceaseless and gruesome murder of goosekind, through this you will win my heart. With every goose skull torn from the honking feathered heathen shitbag, with every foul fowl drop of blood spilled, my light will shine upon your purified soul.
Chant with me.
"Fuck geese!"
Isaiah Ward
Fuck geese.
The ponds and streams will run red with their blood. Wherever they will go, I will follow, I will find them and I will slay them with hatred and fury and righteous conviction in my heart.
Fuck geese.
In the fields, I shall leave scores of their dead, their misshapen avian bodies shattered and broken, as monument to this holy onslaught. None shall be spared, and none are worth saving; the young, the old, and the unhatched will be ruthlessly destroyed without mercy or remorse.
FUCK
GEESE
Christian Mitchell
>
Like a car door or did you pull a hulk and smash them over the head?
Luke Ramirez
YES
YESSS
FUCK GEESE
Special prizes to inventive goose kills. Awards for geese obliterated by various calibers, be it a full drum of 22LR from an AM-180 or a 20x138b from an L-39. Special points for stuffing a whole living goose in a cannon. Killing them with fire and roasting marshmallows on their burning corpses will please me and my sweet tooth.
Easton Torres
I demand a blow job.
NOW
Isaac Kelly
ALLAHU QUACKBAR!
Owen Williams
No fucking way this dude isn't a Jow Forumsommando.
Evan Edwards
Try it in a Instant pot with gravy. Shit is outstanding.
Noah Long
didn't seem very aggressive
Eli Johnson
What's to say a wild animal didn't do this?
Matthew Perry
HONK
N I G G E R
DETECTED
Kevin Lee
Thats a duck you son of a bitch.
Isaiah Cox
God of war, but geese
Joshua Nguyen
Brutal
Jaxson Price
Sooooo, is swallowing out of the question?
David Flores
FUCK GEESE, REMOVE HONK!
Will there be a prize for most geese skewered on a single nugget bayonet at once?
Gavin Nguyen
Yes.
Bonus points if you then fire the rifle to make a mess of all the fucking honking feather niggers already shish-kebab'd.
Asher Hall
I was driving home yesterday and there was a horde of goslings milling around near the baseball fields. It begins.
Tyler Harris
Metal.
Landon King
the 9th
Caleb Davis
R E M O V E H O N K
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Nathaniel Walker
yes
Parker Nguyen
Canada
Parker Carter
hol up. is you sayin geese is delicious? how can I hunt these shits legally in the us. Dont tell me they have some kind of bullshit migratory bird protection. What about a nuisance species take?
Ryder Collins
I live in Indiana. I'm sure the same laws apply here as anywhere else in that it's illegal to straight up kill the animals despite being a nuisance species so your only options are to scare them away or get a permit to kill them when they're in season and leave their bodies out as a warning.
Of course, being Indiana, if you do it on your property nobody will give a shit since wildlife officers don't go on people's land asking why you strung up a dead goose to a post Roman-style.
Lucas Gutierrez
>killing duck bros
Blake Flores
Geese are a shit that needs wiping up, bounty on canada geese when?
Ian Turner
I should open up my garage during hunting season. I would happily pay locals a price per head of geese. I stock up on goose meat all year and the locals drive home happy. Win-Win.
Nolan Taylor
Door to a store. I slammed its neck in it.
Kevin Collins
Actually it's a Chinese goose. Canada Geese have a black head and neck, and no basal knob. Also Chinese geese don't have the signature HOOONK, just a screech.
Cameron Reyes
Josiah Jackson
is this duck
Parker Richardson
heres a story from my childhood
>be me when i was 13
>hanging out with my bros outdoors
>find sticks and whittle spears
>trying to spear fish at a small pond
>aggressive honk attacks one of my bros
>we laugh our asses off
>we all fuck with the honk and run away when it attacks
>i try to be cool and assert my human dominance
>i throw my whittled stick at the bird trying to scare it off
>pic related
>ends up skewering the bird
>honk is violently flailing and honking with a stick punctured inside of it
>we bail the fuck out
>fast forward 3 days
>dad said if we have anything to do with the game wardens report of people poaching geese with spears
Luke Long
Here's one.
>me 10 years old.
>Fucking honk parked near a friends house that lived on a hill.
>one day we're bored decide to fuck with honk.
>honk chases us around for awhile.
> friend falls scrapes his knee honk fucks him up a bit.
>decide we hate the honk and honk should fuck off.
>we hatch plan somehow if we can make honk fly it will leave.
>bait honk with candy and shit.
>get it real close to fuck huge concrete retaining wall just past a fuck ton of warning markers.
>friends dares me to punt the honk off drop. I do.
>somehow Honk forgets how to fucking fly and falls like 50 feet or some shit onto to hard ass concrete.
>Honk is acting all sorts of fucked, puking strawberry jam all over, passes out dead as shit.
#oneless
Matthew Turner
no thats patrick
Oliver Moore
Joshua Roberts
Holy fuck that’s awesome
Austin Reed
REMOVE HONK
Levi Ortiz
Damn, the Canadian special forces are way more badass then I thought.
Henry Cox
based
Nicholas Taylor
>nobody posted the patch
shame on y'all
Hudson Gomez
Ryder Lewis
>He said leaving the heads behind wards off other geese
Christian Reyes
How large is a goose's cloaca? Could i realistically fuck one to death?
Christopher Russell
I...I like g-geese...
Gabriel Robinson
Holy fuck I want one of these permits.
Dominic Roberts
Geese look kinda cute
Chase Howard
>no fun allowed
Xavier Sullivan
Got to send a message
Chase Perry
Aflack!
Brody Torres
just a reminder that Ducks (specifically mallard drakes) are the official animal of Jow Forums and the most superior form of billed birds.
Brandon Cooper
Connor Martin
A screeching chink demon...
Brody Garcia
Metal as fuck.
William Roberts
How many for indentured servitude?
I've been thinking about doing it for some time.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Geese are just the sheepdogs of the birb world, they protec the birbs.
Nolan Ramirez
Grow up in a bum fuck nowhere 3rd world billage. Goose shit everywhere, like a minefield. You re bound to step into one no matter your caution. I hate goose.
Jordan Baker
No they're not. I've seen geese straight up murder finches, mourning doves and other chill birbs.
Wyatt Evans
I think we should just spread the idea further that they're edible, bring up some simple dishes that make good use out of the meat, encourage gathering the feathers for maybe industrial usage, etc.
Also donating excess meat to soup kitchens, I figure the meat should work decently for soup.
Can't hurt to be generous with tags either, not like there's a shortage of the things.
Owen Martin
>“The RCMP confirmed that in fact, this man has a permit to, in a public area, in front of children, people, everybody, get out of his truck, shoot animals and pull their heads off,” she said.
She says that as if it's a bad thing.
Some animals are absolute pests and there's no problem culling them.
Like, look at fucking deer, they're stupidly romanticized, when they're just fucking big rats with hooves, and a brain size to match.
Leo Gonzalez
Take your corkscrew somewhere else.
Ethan Long
>GIDF
Eli Ross
>posting this shitty grainy gif when the webm is posted literally every fucking thread
Elijah Morales
>He said leaving the heads behind wards off other geese who might be planning on stopping by the field.
Fucking brutal.
Jackson Johnson
dumb frogposter
Gabriel Adams
Any one know any good poisons to lace bread or any food with to ensure they get die.
In case one can't openly masecre them.
Instant or painfully slow, doesn't make a difference . They'll all burn in hell.
Nicholas Hughes
rat poison
Noah Allen
Take your favorite pest removal compound, lay it out on a plastic sheet
Put 1 cup of powdered sugar in a near by bowl
Slowly add water drop by drop to the sugar until it starts to become tacky and sticks together
At first it will clump, but then it will take on a doughy consistency perfect for molding
Coat the pellets one by one in the sugar so that the pellet is fully surrounded by at least a few mm on all sides
You'll want to let the sugar fully dry which can take up to a full day
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OVEN DRY
When the sugar has fully air dried it will be fairly hard, like and old style hard candy
Don't make them too thick however. If you use too much sugar the geese will get diarrhea and shit out the poison before it absorbs
The goal here is to make a nice time release poison so you can disperse it without arousing suspicion
You can even put these sugar pellets into torn pieces of bread to further mask them
The trick with bread is to make a little pocket inside of a still fluffy piece. Don't mash the bread around the poison pellet. Anyone who sees you will think you're just a nice guy out feeding the stupid fucking birds. Nothing bad will happen to them, that anyone will see, it will take a few hours for the sugar to dissolve and allow the poison to work its way into their system.
Totally for informational purposes. Do not attempt. This is a work of fiction.
Connor Fisher
ok
John Barnes
Fuckin rad
Xavier Turner
This is wrong.
Gabriel Clark
>few days ago
>driving to work
>traffic stopped in a four lane road
>the fuck
>see line of goose niggers and their goose niglets waddling across the road
>stop at the median and take their time eating
>goosespawn just standing in the road as their parents stuff their fat gullets
>idea!
>grab air horn from trunk
>get to the back of goose line
>HOOOOONKKK
>gooselets jump 8ft in the air and start panicking
>HOOOOOOOOOOONNNKKK
>they dart away from the superior honk beast
>their parents turn from their shit meal to confront the monster
>HOOOOOONNNNNNNKKK
>start flapping and honking in their pathetic little voices
>other drivers start leaning on their horns to help in the battle
>air horn is dying
>but with the car horns help I was able to drive the goose niggers from our path
>holster airhorn like an arizona ranger as the crowd cheer
>we fought
>we honked
>we won
William Campbell
LMFAO based eagles. Cats BTFO
Gabriel Thompson
>at cemetary, see giant flex wing mower. Mexican driving gives no fucks as he runs over geese who arrogantly stand their ground. converts them into grass greening fluid.