State Constitution Thread

to embarrassed to admit where you're from, its ok
most of us came from europe anyways, sorry you got left behind

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mah nigga
Fucking terrible, thanks. They come - and stay - to be budtenders. When it doesn't work out, they go homeless and feral on the 16th St. Mall.

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>t. poor califag

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Lol MURICA

Anyone have one for Virginia? I've never seen one

why are you here if you can't own weapons user? Just leave.

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>inb4 AKSHUALLY WE CAN OWN MANY GUNS JUST THAT CONSIDERABLY LESS THAN THE US AND ON MOST CASES CAN'T EVEN CARRY THEM LEGALLY

does anybody have a template

you do read english? you should realize you were being made fun of dear chap

done

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>Fucking terrible, thanks. They come - and stay - to be budtenders. When it doesn't work out, they go homeless and feral on the 16th St. Mall.

I'm sorry that happened to a state as pretty as Colorado. Stay strong, maybe winter will thin the herd.

Huh, so wannabe rednecks actually do move from SJ to North Carolina like it's the promised land. I thought it was just a few people I knew who talked about it.

I'm sorry your country sucks user. Don't come here though.

Why isn't he black?
It's Louisiana

>bungholes fag

>european/Californian/Canadian/New Englander detected

Notice that I didnt capitalize european because I dont even legitimize it through an anonymous post on an Indonesian basket weaving forum. It's sad that your subspecies has become so diluted you ail to grasp basic human principles like local pride, community, and personal accountability

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New Orleans and surrounding hellholes don't count. They're their own continent as far as I'm concerned.

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Requesting Nevada' ,NEVER see it in these threads

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Anyone got Montana?

where's my texas at god dangit

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Mein neger

Fucking bad. The state motto should be changed to "California Get Out!" We thought Texans were bad.

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This is pretty accurate accept around my way(south-central ohio) it's Ar's and You Forgot General Sherman... If youre going to put the fuckin wright brothers on there for just bring born here then Sherman most def. deserves a spot over Kasichs ghey as aids rino ass

except** my bad mein grammar fuehrer

I like how no matter what state we're from, we almost all seem to collectively hate Commiefornia

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Got ya like you got them dubs, bub.

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California is the anchor that is trying to drag the rest of the Union down to the abyss.

beautiful pic fellow texan

Thanks.

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Everytime I call out the fuckers they whine about how we'd all starve if it weren't for their food exports, even though its mostly shit like almonds and orange juice. Like they forget the rest of the united states exists except to oppose their vote in congress.

Forth Worth represent

aye

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these fucks couldnt feed themselves, only food stuffs of substance here are dairy products
hope they like salads

Georgian reporting in

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We out here bois

Amen to that brother, we all have one common enemy.

Too bad Florida Orange Juice is the fucking bomb, poor Cali fags can't compete.

fucking atrocious. Should all be shot before they turn into homeless feral druggies desu

>Everytime I call out the fuckers they whine about how we'd all starve if it weren't for their food exports
>Califags don't even bring up any other part of their economy because they know how useless they are

This is the only Nevada one I could find, someone can probably add more to it

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lol, someone was born on the wrong side of the line.

>Can't even have pride in where he was born

What about your Militia?? Dont you guys claim to have the biggest in the union?

>TMW you wish your county could just be absorbed by PA so you could pull your hypothetical "non-compliant rifle" from out of the lake

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>Move to NE from VA
> Need permit to purchase
> Need ^ or CWP for damn near anything listed on Armslist.
> Pain in the ass to find an FFL
....goddamn Douglas county metro cucks.
....Sheele's is pretty based though, except trying to do a transfer.

Kansas has the most BASED state motto EVER.
Ad astra per aspera
"To the stars through adversity."
I dare you to find a better motto.

Yankees will ruin that state. I give it 20 years, max. Granted, the locals weren't doing themselves many favors. Source: I wuz borned there

Lived between Richmond and Norfolk for a few years. I miss the shenandoah something fierce, too.

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And our lovely companion regiom

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Don't know shit about the state, but that title goes to Virginia.

Sic Semper Tyrannis.

Fuck my state, honestly

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I know that feel all too well.
>t. PG-fag

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Fugg my fellow Boh'er. Over 100 teachers just left my county's public school system this year bc dindu's are completely out of control. 2 weeks ago 16 cops were called to break up a fight at the local middle school.
stardem.com/spotlight/dorchester-boe-hears-concerns-about-teachers-leaving/article_02a3cc4c-3a47-52d0-963d-46e926f7d1d2.html
>t. Eastern Shore fag

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Needs a "muh Mercedes" and "muh Airbus", but quite good.

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But for how long? I fear for the future of rights in our state.

Someone setup a website tracking all of the crazy shit that goes on in PG’s schools. It’s amusing but also very depressing to read. Fuck this county and fuck this state.
sasscer.wordpress.com/tag/pgcps-mess/

What’s been going on in NH? I was thinking of moving there.

VT cucked and now no (R) is above suspicion in any state.

MD fags stay on your side of the river. Not all of us want to drive like we're in a Mad Max movie.

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Current Michiganfag here. Looking for jobs outta state that aren't gonna fuck my guns too. Thus far I'm looking in Texas, Arizona, and Georgia. Should I add either of the Carolinas? Also trying to avoid the snow. Fuck Michigan winters and fuck snow.

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Douglas County checking in. Every county but here and Lancaster are based. I grew up in Buffalo County and its Jow Forums as fuck.

Too bad HLB fucked your juice up and your oranges are totally garbage. Other than that, feel free to invade us and restore freedom if you're not too busy.

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Anyone have one for the Dakotas?

i hope those almonds are activated

>not even having Biscuitville on there

bruh

if you stay clear of Denver, Auroura and Montebello Colorado is super comfy. I once went on a bike trip after I graduated highschool to yellow stone through the rocky mountains and it was amazing how much untouched land I didn't know existed. A road over a mountain pass was blocked by 20 feet of snow and I spent a good half day just climbing over it with my bike and gear on my back

>Honey on pizza
Will try next time.

FUCK YOU MICHIGAN

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Fuck miami and all the snowbirds and yankees

And fuck me. I forgot my inage

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Sounds comfy

KEK

>fuck parma
>fuck Cleveland
Nigger you hwut?

I'll give ya Akron tho. And drop bungholes n change Kasich to Sherman you faggot

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Is...is there a MS constitution?

Anyone have Pa?

Would you believe me if I said I actually spent an hour working on this piece of shit?

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yes

Fort Mill, SC checking in. It’s nice being able to drive 20 minutes across the NC border to fuck all yalls Charlotte city sluts tho.
Not to mention dat sweet, sweet ccw reciprocity.

Iktfb

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My fellow Hoosier-user