Battle buddy thread

Battle buddy thread
>combat effectiveness rating edition
0/100

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i miss having beagles :(

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Beagles are great except when it comes to hiking. In a survival situation they’d 100% be liabilities.

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Bagels are confirmed most Jow Forums dog

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Go on...

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I don't know about them being a total liability, my brother had a beagle mix, and he regularly had to walk her for miles innawoods to keep her from wrecking shit. I miss that doggo; she was a good girl.

-100/100

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Amazing dogs and super amicable but when she’s innawoods she’s super loud..... the entire time. When she’s on leash innawoods it sounds like we are beating our dog because she just whimpers the whole time trying to run off and follow scents.

>eats the faces of all the enemies children

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30/100

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>a hunting dog would be a liability in a survival situation
The springer laughs at you.

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Pro's:
>Can walk/hike forever
>Proven track record of rushing anyone that crosses fence
>Maintains 100% accountability of household members at all times


Cons
>Accomplishes accountability by following humans into bathroom
>Considers mailman an intruder

85/100 would treat

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>BAAAAAAAARRRRR BAAAAAAAARR
What ever do you mean...

>unzips kid

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A hunting dog who’s means of hunting involves making as much noise as physically possible

Trapping a racoon up a tree so you can kill it seems useful to me user.

Depends on the situation. I’d be better served just shooting it with a silent .22. Beagles are so loud their bark and howl is about 5 decibels below being harmful for your hearing.

Dobermans might be one of the best protection dogs there are. My dad hates them though because one bit him on the ass when he was a kid

Lol nothing says good morning like waking up at 3am to my beagle howling out the window because a squirrel ran by

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She'd rarely bark, but holy shit she did it was loud enough to wake half the neighborhood. And our nearest neighbor was about a five-minute walk away.

Mine is 100% the other way around. Quiet, stays by my side no matter what, doesn't need to be kept on a leash. Beagle brand beagle is the way to go when properly trained. Gonna be sad when my rip in peace, she's 13 now, probably has a few short yrs left :(

My big snaggletoothed girl

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My battle pupper.

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r8

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thats a way they communicate. my doberman nips the back of my arms or legs when he wants attention, or he will nip my sons ass if he is shouting or throwing a temper tantrum.
your dad was prob being a little shit and the doberman was trying to put him in his place.

Sexy

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cant breathe properly / 100

As far as innawoods dogs go, beagles are a mixed bag.
Hunting and finding things = great
Staying quiet and sneaky = not so much
But a bonus is they're not prone to health conditions, and my two have driven shepherds and huskies from the yard.

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I’ll break the dog chain
Combat effectiveness -30/100
Annoyance effectiveness 11/10

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Fucking why did it flip

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Haha I hate it when that happens

Pitbulls are shit pets but fairly good fighters. They’ve been bred for all forms of combat, especially knives. youtu.be/VzhgpqpKEb4

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They small bad tho.

Just be glad you get so long with her. Beagles are some of the healthiest breeds. My last beagle lived to 17

Lewd/100

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Cute puppers user. It doesn’t get better the. Beagles

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those are some weird looking dogs

A cute

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Ignore man in trap. He a bitch.

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I do not want to ignore man in trap. Why is man in trap in trap?

85/100 very combat ready

30/100 is about right, let old boi sleep

>operator glasses
>retarded looking
Ready to join Marines 70/100

You lose points for gay hi-vis shit 60/100

A handgun isn't much but it'll do 60/100

Cat can't fight 5/100

>operator glasses and rifle
90/100

0w0/100

Wiley coyote/100