ITT: Jow Forums forms a militia and begins to overthrow the US government. What would be our first action?

Just like in Irish history, gather political support from civilians and public officials.

>get in a massive argument about gear/poorfags
>the actual nazis would congregate-annihalate our Brazilian cops/eurofags
>take some dipshits advice to go innawoods
>starve
>come out of woods to face a national guard patrol
>get slaughtered even though everyone has Gucci ar’s

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Kill this guy too for good measure

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i'll make the lo/g/o

>implying shitty Jow Forumsfags can aim

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>Survivors comment on how gearfags got btfo
>News reports "Waco 2.0"
>/k makes threads on how they could have won
>/K returns to shitposting and funs

I'm in Europe and I can see OP glowing all the way here.

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Put the militia on extra pt, a diet, and regular weigh ins- with body fat measurement. Once reasonably ready, medically supervised fitness tests including a 10 mile ruck, followed by sprints and dummy drags. Fast march back without the rucks, and begin a stress shoot qualification table.

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>begin looting whilst still complaining about nignogs doing it
>run out of ammo (majority of k only has like 200 rounds handy)
>knife weebs seize leadership
>more infighting over gear/opinions
>canned food runs out-hunter part of Jow Forums abandons weebs to die in favor of Chad nomad hunters

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institute Plan Murdoch

>Just like in Irish history, gather political support from civilians and public officials.

By shooting them with revolvers when they are not looking

Get partyvanned for posting their plans in a datamining thread

>prima nocta immediately enstated

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Declare Jow Forums a sovereign nation.

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Go back to /fgog/ with that trash berserker.

have a party in the streets playing Journeys "any way you want it" over a soundsystem while we dance on car roofs and drink beer. by law all hot chicks need to flash boobs on demand.

Realistically? Lay low and recruit and spread propaganda while stockpiling resources.

Also, since we'd be the guerillas, we need to train for that situation, we shouldn't train in conventional warfare methods like most retarded militias.

Also, false flag attacks and general subversiveness. When you're the guerilla, you need to give up some of your morality in trying to win.

Kill and kidnap politicians and their families. Destroy buildings. Build, plan and recruit. That's what we'd do.

Hi FBI

>t. undercover federal agent trying to kill off the overweight militia members with heart attacks to avoid the paperwork that comes with shooting them

Honestly, I'm all for it, anything that results in less fat people is a good thing.

Give ourselves ranks and cool nicknames.

Dibs on Supreme Grand Marshal Pussymagnet420.

This first.

Then we kill each other due to arguing over something like which optics are best.

Absolutely nothing you honeypot fuckwad

Clearly everyone on Jow Forums is waiting for the crazies and the normies fighting in the streets to escalate things until our infrastructure can't handle the tension and violence.

t. totally not projecting

And the rebels have you hanged in provisional court for not even listening to their grievances.

And you guys wonder why people are even pissed about politics in the first place.