ITT: List Jow Forums things that you should buy if you win the lottery...

This.

a fuckton of furry porn

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That's a lot of fucking furry porn.
Commissions for the whole board?

Yes. Would buy art for everyone here

A defensible homestead with enough land to sustain myself and 50 others. A reloading bench and an arsenal of aks, ars and glocks and 10 browning m2's

>$100 million
Buy a sailboat.
Put a bunch of bikini models on it.
Circumnavigate the globe using the girls as crew.

Dude that’s literally my plan for the future

>List Jow Forums things that you should buy if you win the lottery,
A couple of these for starters:
FK BRNO 7.5 FK Field Pistol
>bonus points if you list the prices of the items
An insane $8k (should be >1.500.00 total)

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>implying women can drive a boat
I await your ghost ship full of skeletons in bikinis.

This. Also a friend.

This is my dream

Wow that is some molesters shit right there.

House and rural property - 500k-1m
a few pallets of every round I actively use - 50k
A few NFA full autos - 100k
every gun I've ever wanted - 50k

invest the rest and ensure myself and my family live like kings for the foreseeable future.

> Spend every cent lobbying for the repeal of the Hughes Amendment.
The hero we need.

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Best yet

I would buy 50,000 acres in Canada up by the arctic circle and start the ethnostate

The M2HB my LGS has for sale. $60,000.

Australian footballer Craig Foster - "Oh don't worry, that's my 8 year old daughter"

I would buy Chuck E Cheese franchises and make the big mouse walk around with guns so that kids learn about guns at a young age and are educated about firearm saftey

I didn't come here for feels, and yet here they are.

A one-way plane ticket out of Jersey, destination- Arizona.
A house on a (minimum) 10 acre plot of land.
A rifle, a shotgun, a handgun.
Ammunition. Lots of it.

Rest goes in savings.

Arizona?haha when shtf you will die of dehydration in a barren desert

>pervitin
Ahhh, I see you are a fellow patrician

AT&T communications bunker
3,000sqft house on top of it
1,000 Colt 6920
50,000 mags
10,000,000 rounds XM193

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>bribe government officials to import as val parts kit
>bribe government officials to get SOT FFL
>spend copious amounts of money getting a professional to weld up the receiver
>make it a full retard post-sample
>order copious amounts of wolf 9x39

proceed to sit on the front porch of my mansion-gunrange and spray with quiet slav boolit

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>retard thinks Arizona is all desert
Point and laugh, folks.

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either an f/a 18c or pay someone to build a new bf109 f4

this.

Buy crates and crates of decent AR-15s, ammo, and body armor so that you can arm your own militia when SHTF.

>retard doesn't know all the wells in northern arizona dried up years ago, and there's a moratorium on drilling new ones indefinitely because there's no water to drill for

Arizona is beautiful and has excellent fun laws, but fuck living there

Try to get an oldish warship, ideally a destroyer, it would be my home. I'd sail the seas and randomly use the cannon to shoot at seals, whales and other aquatic wankers.

1-10 million on land
1 million on a home
1 million on a wall
10 acres of green houses
10 acres of green house orchards
5 acre pond.
Replica of either a galleon or the USS constitution.
Indoor velodrome.
Speed bowl 'velodrome'.
24 fixed gear bicycles in 24 gear ratios.

A precision scale that doesn't have fuck loads of drift rendering it as accurate as a kitchen scale.
Portable 3d scanners
Portable non-destructive testing equipment (xray florescence and the like) for composition
Portable non-destructive hardness testing (ultrasonic, eddy current, etc)
2-3 dozen quality cameras.
A proper mounting system for the cameras in order to take true 360 product views.
Ultimate amd workstation.
petabyte of raid 60 storage

I can't be Gun Jesus, but I can be everything that Gun Jesus isn't. I want to preserve and archive the truly important aspects of firearms; Not their history, but all the information necessary to perfectly replicate them.

Then I spend a million or three on CNC's, and try to advance the consumer manufacturing revolution.

I invest everything else.

>24 fixed gear bicycles in 24 gear ratios
what

Ever heard of a 12 speed bike? It can create 12 different gear ratios. Well there are also 24 speed bikes. Now, imagine each of those gear ratios was a fixed gear bike.

Why did you have to give me this feel today user

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For what purpose

Lemme get this straight. National forest with no water to feed it? Fuck right off.

Skids.

Invest 98% of it after taxes prepared by a real professional.
Life insurance policy of the gods so my blood gets to keep the money, annuities for all my family, a cabin off the beaten path near a snall country store, butting up to blm land with water, super cool glass and steel greenhouses that can last at keast a few generations.
Live quietly with family and friends about retiring to my library ever night.

Sea steading and green chemistry. Build something unsinkable akin to two side by side cruise ships comprised of oil rigs. Along with about a million square feet of solar panels.
Use the unlimited power to extract and process anodes and jetfuel from seawater.
Form a micronation.

Eventually use extracted metal to build more oilrig platforms and expand.

Z I M B A B W E

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>implying the women would be found starving with a skeleton that has size 40 trunks

>Remember the Jow Forumsarrier

Only the Sonoran desert in the summer blows to live in which sucks cause that's where most of the jobs are. Rest of Arizona (like Payson) is really nice easy living and has lots of land to go shooting on. You just can't shoot on the reservations, they get pissy but you can always jump the fence when the Res cops come to kick you off and they wont do shit about it.
Also fuck the cartel.