>are you an unlawful user of marijuana?
>"no"
Are you an unlawful user of marijuana?
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>tfw I drove by a cop stopping a guy in his car once
>tfw my windows were down
>tfw cop claimed he smelled marinara in the guy's car
>tfw some weed air probably got in my car
>tfw the government can now infringe on my rights
DUDE
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“Thank you for your cooperation with the Alcohol Tobacco and Firarms Agency. Have a nice day.”
I'd be an unlawful user of that puss
>I like to spend my free time making my body feel funny hurr
As dumb as it is it shouldn't forfeit you rights as an american citizen.
You don’t jack off?
>visits gloryhole
dood it's the same as jacking off
It's the most overrated recreational drug in history.
Weed ruined alcohol for me. Getting drunk sucks now that I'm comparing the two
Federal Government can fuck right off I am the tactical stoner. Come and take it.
>he doesn't chop coke in his traphouse with his legally owned guns
>Are you a constitutionally unlawful usurper of my rights?
die commie scum!
Agreed. Even nicotine is better.
I wonder what her throat feels like
>smelled marinara
>marinara
Son, you got any cheese sticks in here?
>do both
>guy with a medical card who just bought a pistol
>Tfw you realize CA is actually based
>marinara
>Medical Cards
Have fun getting your guns taken away Hawaii style.
>smoke weed
>think CA is based
Pot, not even once
> be me
> friend offers me marijuana
> never get drug tested anyway so why not
> smoke a joint
> feel nothing
> smoke a few more joints
> still feel nothing
> “dude isn’t this the best high!?!?”
> no not really
> never touch it again, stick to distilled spirits like god intended
>I hate freedom the post
NOT
Nigger you literally registered to smoke weed, and will now probably be put on a confiscation list.
You're just dumb.
>registered
I'm Texan
>tfw pot smokers should all be gassed along with all other degenerates
Opposite happened to me
>first time smoking a joint
>nothing, tell friend this
>just laughs and rolls another one
>smoke it down to the roach
>wtf dude still don-
>mfw when it hits like a sledgehammer to the nuts
I bet you're one of those fags who drinks a fuckton of hard liquor but goes full fucking autists everytime pot is mentioned. I don't even smoke but the fags that do and brag about it all the time are not any more annoying than the people who are against it for little to know reason and have a shitfit everytime it's even mentioned
>unlawful
>drug laws are unconstitutional
Nobody's an unlawful user of marijuana.
>user of marijuana
Does 'use' include funding right wing rebel groups through drug sales?
No.
How would that make any sense?
>He doesn't chop coke in the trap house with unregistered auto sears, oil filter suppressor, and homemade mac-10s
It will become illegal again and we can celebrate when the stoner kids get thrown in prison and raped for good, to anyone who smokes now stop while you can. You'll save a shit load of money and brain cells. Same goes for alcohol except that dumb shit is legal.
As much as you hate that way of thinking you know he's right, marijuana has always made people retarded, prevented you from entering the workforce, and torn families apart. It's not good to just let people walk around with this shit.
BE
LMAO
>Medical card
Laughing at your life. Recreational weed is 100% legal here in Maine. I can grow dope in my house if I feel like it.
Alcohol literally does all of the same shit though, and just because some can't use it in moderation doesn't mean it should be barred from those who can. Also, if potheads are too incompetent to get a job I don't think that not smoking would help them in that area. I've worked with people stoned out of their mind, there are functional smokers out there, but they're frequently drowned out by the crowd of edgy 14 year old DUDE WEED LMAO fags
Unironically this. Only because the leftists won’t ever reduce the size of the federal government unless we show them brutally why it is so dangerous. Once we’ve repealed the 17th amendment, NFA, and GCA, then California can have their pot back.
It's weird. I had the same thing happen to me the first time I smoked as well. The second time I smoked (weeks later) I expected a whole lot of nothing, but it hit me like a brick.
Torn families apart? lol
>people that have jobs smoke marijuana
>some unemployed cringy autist NEET calls them degenerate on Jow Forums
Jow Forums was a mistake. So were magical underwear lads.
This is a lie
>tfw it's legal in my state recreationally
>reee its illegal federally and that's totally Constitutional since it's in regard to interstate commerce
>un-ironically wanting private prisons and cartels to make money by infringing on human rights
See you would think that, but by law you cannot keep a database of gun owners. The closest thing the atf has is the logs of all the guns shops that they have to sift through whenever a gun crime needs to be traced. It's a massive pain in the ass but it is the atf so no harm done.
Ummm, no it isn’t? I don’t know how to respond to that.
>Maine
Nice, but reminder: pressherald.com
You heard me, motherfuckers.
>but by law you cannot keep a database of gun owners
Wrong. The ATF just isn't afforded a budget for it. They can allocate money seized in raids for whatever they want though, so there is nothing preventing them from funding the creation of a database on their own.
quit 5 minutes before you buy it, problem solved
Refer to
It's still illegal at a federal level, so you can have your guns stripped.
>thinking the government actually follows laws
Only because it was illegal and frowned upon.
Times are changing boomer
INFRINGED
this happened to me too. for many people, the first time you smoke weed you don't get high. but the second time... oh man.
something changes in your brain chemistry after the first time
Tell that to the FOID card holders in Illinois.
Fuck off with your boomer lies. This ain't the '80s anymore.
t. brainlet
Usually doesn't work the first time
straightedge hardcore 4 life bro, semper fi
stay hydrated
>be me
>never smoked weed, but had smoked Salvia before (was legal at the time)
>smoke weed at a college party
>walk home
>start laughing uncontrollably
>realize that I'm laughing like a fucking maniac
>try to calm down
>"think of grandmas or dead babies or something"
>take a deep breath
>start laughing even harder
>I have to sit in my car for like 15-20 minutes and calm down before walking home because I can't stop laughing about grandmas and dead babies.
You first, commie Jow Forumsnigger
t. faggot who has never read a history book
Google prohibition you dumb bitch
you're either inhaling the potent psychoactive chemical or you're not inhaling the potent psychoactive chemical, there is no "woah didnt get high my first time" stonerlore meme, you just don't know how to actually smoke, weed or otherwise
Degenerates are an enemy of freedom and deserve death.
>Prohibition doesn't cause WAY more problems than it solves, and also solves the problem in the first place
Wew lad
This
>be Jow Forumsfag Reddit immigrant from 2016
>post on a website created by degenerates, for degenerates
>thinks anyone will take him seriously when he cries like a baby about muh degeneracy
>He says while literally calling for the restriction of personal freedoms
Drop the "I'm pro freedom" act, stormfag
>>guy with a medical card who just bought a pistol
You're still committing a federal felony, doesn't matter that you have a medical card for it.
>He says while literally calling for the restriction of personal freedoms
No, I'm saying you deserve to die and are not a human being.
No, you are an enemy of freedom you faggot swastika commie. Suck-start a shotgun
According to what authority?
His pwecious fee-fees. They are right wing SJWs after all.
>Life is not an unalieanable right
Fucking die you authoritarian piece of shit.
ITT: 17 yr old kids who were raised on warhammer 40k memes and Jow Forums
Jow Forumsniggers need to leave
>Oi! You! The one living! You got a human license for that?
Didnt any of you biggers go through a weed phase? Or like a hallucinogen phase?
Neck yourself, freedom hating faggot.
The first time I smoked I didn't get high either. Got high as fuck every time after.
It's not a matter of authority.
Not to non-humans.
Mad weedfag detected
I’m thinking of moving cross country to live in Maine. Should I?
Stop infringing my freedoms and maybe I'll give a shit about your "life".
>never smoked weed
>never drank alcohol
>do not plan on it
>only drink caffeine
t. 400lb, cheeto-encrusted basement nazi
If anyone's a subhuman here, it's you. Now wheeze and bang on your keyboard in impotent rage.
Yes.
Lmao, your freedom to what? Be a draconian cunt?
>waaah!! stop being mad at me for fucking up the country, voting away freedoms, and sitting around on welfare!!!
Fuck off and kys
Your freedom to kill Jews and pot smokers? Stab yourself. Death by gunshot is too easy for you.
How the fuck is not wanting some neet faggot telling me what to do infringing on your freedoms? Do you subsist on an exclusive diet of paint chips or were you born this stupid?
Nietzsche did drugs. Like a fuck ton of drugs. You know that, right?
>how could weedfags like me voting for bigger government, more welfare, and dudeweedlmao politicians possibly be infringing your rights?!??!
gee I fucking wonder
you've got the self awareness of a fucking sponge
There's nothing wrong with the first one.
>Have you ever been adjudicated mentally defective
Yes
nice opinion retard. kys
this is for u OP
>everyone who exists is an exaggerated cartoon stereotype that exists only in my head
Are you a literal child?
but you are technical overweight?