Crazy shit you want to own

Post the craziest shit that you want.

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I could a bought one of those bushmaster bullpups, fuck I'm retarded

Perhaps it's not the craziest thing, but I'd love to grab an MRAP if I had money to throw around for SHTF LARPing

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Pic related for the lake.

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>fuck you guys my people need me

why not just get a BRAP?

how the fuck is it even flying?

A functional and practical confederate doublebarrel cannon

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I have one. They're great.

Puckle gun

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Auto nugget

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2nd amendment
I should be able to own nukes
I support north Korea in their nuclear research and development
Every country should have nukes or America(Israel) wins the earth

it's a hydrogen peroxide powered jet pack/ that was turned into a standing platform to free the back of the soldier for his kit.

Yes, be a good goy.

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Early repeating guns

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No. Thats the kerosene turbine model.

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The Whirly Bird!
I have the PM magazine that talks about how to build one.
It looks like fun.

Double barrel cannon.
For those moments when a 12 gauge SxS just isn't enough for those dindus.

You don't fuckle with the puckle

It just needs a bike-bell on the handlebars.

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This or the bob semple tank

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For bass fishin'

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Don't fall off!

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I actually have one.
never get a chance to use it cuz commiefornia

mentally deranged, violent slave to slaughter intruders

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nothing better to clear that traffic jam

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Topkek

I know I shouldn't, but I really do.

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>TFW I see some annon using a photo I took
feelsgoodman.jpg

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A functional type VII U-Boat
I'm gonna teach those krauts the true meaning of unrestricted submarine warfare

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>tfw used to make a lot of wallpapers and share them on /wg/
>occasionally see someone using a wallpaper I made on Jow Forums or reposting it on /wg/
It's a nice feel

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This is the most horrifying thing ive ever seen holy fuck give me a thousand and I shall conquer the world.

COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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Learn to fly and fuck yes

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I cannot use a weapon who's area of effect is greater than its range.

Can you scan it and upload it please?

Holy shit
>build one of these
>strengthen the blades
>fly at neck level at the next anti gun march

Yes you can, you just need to believe in yourself.

those 2000 tanks going through the fulda gap are going to kill you anyway, might as well take those commie fuckers with you

or just fire it beyond it's minimum range and giggle uncontrollably in your mop suit while loading the second one.

Owning a vehicle mounted recoilless rifle is a small dream of mine. Hell, a normal one either. that wouldn't even be NFA

I'm surprised they aren't available for precision long distance shooting and police militarization dick waving/disabling vehicles in the same vein as barrets and other anti material rifles.

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The Wasp used a Whitney turbofan from a cruise missile, flying on JP-5. It's completely unrelated to peroxide jetpacks.

prolly this and rent it out for parties

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A slightly more practical kill dozer.

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One of these things

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Now were cookin with fire.

gonna take it to Minneapolis and shoot some somali moslems with the square bullets user?

That's why have niggers to use it for you.

how did you know?

BRDM2 because it would double as a boat.

Forgot pic related.

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You know, until the shooting started.

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