Why doesn't Australia make its own nukes?

>Get cucked
>IT'S THE BULLS FAULT REEEEEE
Lol

I can't wait for daddy Chen's 4 incher~!

>the joke

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Because the country is full of gays and hippies.

But also in case you didn't realise there is a global treaty of nuclear non-proliferation, and we're on the "good team".

The big question is why we don't use nuclear power.

The answer is the same tho.

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Consensus is that if required, the CSIRO nerds could easily produce a nuke pretty quick.

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Hence, Lucas Heights """Research Reactor""". It's an open secret that, although legislatively prohibited from developing nuclear weapons, they've done a bunch of research into everything leading up to it.

How come Israel doesn't get embargoed?

Because trump sucks Israeli dick

Australia is a hellhole infested with poisonous spiders and snakes. Not even the chinks would want to invade such a country.

They got 'em back when there wasn't a NPT.

Aussies are nanny state pussies.

Good thing taking their guns worked for lowering crime and preventing weekly mass shootings

Fun fact

>Nuclear waste is 90% recyclable
>You could be powering your entire country on zero carbon emission reactors while simultaneously eliminating waste

They never officially admitted to have atomic bombs. Their program has been leaked by Mordechai Vanunu in 1986 but since then they still more or less deny the posession of nukes.

Nuclear material isn't allowed to past through the border OP, if you properly watched Air Security Ausfalia you should have know

Good thing we have about a third of the world's proven uranium reserves then...

>Nuclear waste is 90% recyclable
>You could be powering your entire country on zero carbon emission reactors while simultaneously eliminating waste

That's nonsense. Nuclear waste from e.g. hospitals is mostly unsuitable for energy production and you can't just dump various nuclear waste into a molten salt reactor and call it a day. You could recycle some of it but the cost and needed energy makes it unfeasible.

Yeah, but your nukes will be inspected and seized at the border.

Just get fucked already

You're working under the assumption that we'd use them against other countries, when in reality they'd sit in storage until the Greens gain power, then they'd launch a "pre-emptive strike" against the most powerful gun lobby in Australia, the SSAA, as well as misogynistic gun extremists like Lion and Nioa.

a) thats fucken hard to do yo
b) for what purpose

He said research reactors, Uranium is recyclable as fuck

We were going to.
We even cleared land on Jervis Bay - federal land not any State.
>then our leftard politicians wet themselves.
The hole is still slowly getting grown over.

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Every liberal Democrat over the age of 13 should be executed

The research reactors here in Australia produce a lot of material to serve hospitals these days, because that's where the research frontier is. They're actually a major producer and exporter of those isotopes that are used by hospitals, the government is trying to increase production to almost a quarter of the world's supply of some of them.

Americunts out ree. Liberal Democrats in Australia are one of only two pro-gun parties in Australia, because we use 'liberal' in the original, correct sense of the word, not as a synonym for 'progressive.'

Australia is protected by treaty with the US and NZ. If we need them to have nukes we can just put them there.

New Zealand didn't just ban nuclear subs in 1984 - the ban covered any nuclear powered ship or any ship carrying nuclear weapons. Since the US has a "neither confirm nor deny" policy on whether a craft is nuclear armed, the NZ policy effectively banned all US Navy ships. However in 2016 the USS Sampson was allowed to make a port visit after the then Prime Minister, John Key, had a serious case of selective reading, choosing to focus solely on the "nuclear powered" aspect of the ban. What a cheeky cunt (pic related).

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usa invented nukes and saved your ass from the japs. have some fucking gratitude you ungrateful cunt

Because they did it before the NPT as said.
And did so with the active collaboration of the US, France, and the UK.

>They never officially admitted to have atomic bombs. Their program has been leaked by Mordechai Vanunu in 1986 but since then they still more or less deny the posession of nukes.
Well the fact the Dimona fast breeding reactor is the carbon copy of the Marcoule facility where France produced all of its weapons grade plutonium from 1957 to 1997 is probably a pure coincidence then.

It's also a pure coincidence the Jericho I missiles were designed and built by Dassault aviation.

And what to say about all the uranium smuggled from the USA to Israel meanwhile with no one noticing?
pure coincidence I tell you.

>b) for what purpose
Not losing the next war against emus.

>SHTF
>Kangaroo presses that button
>missile pops out da bunker
>reaches the skies
>stop right there buddy!
>ICBM stops
>your papers please
>show paper
>sir, why are you trying to leave Australia?
>don't know buddy, maybe because I'm a fucking nuke?
>Violence against emus is punishable with blablabla, so what are you carrying inside?
>Erm uranium?
>Ok sir, you are under arrest
>ICBM gets handled to local police department

Are you still failing to get it?

>Not losing the next war against emus.
fair point

>the joke

>have some gratitude for the bad thing we did, because we did a good thing before that
uwotm9

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What happened was the US retired W80 warheads which were used on Tomahawks, which meant that Burke therefore cannot possibly be armed with nuclear weapons, allowing them in.

Fucking cucked no-guns allowed government who also says we cant have nuke subs and have to stick with diesel powered.
Even South Africa had a nuke program at one point, why couldn't we?

You literally had a mass shooting a few weeks ago.

Good to know, ty.

Nukes? Have you lost your damn mind?

Y'all a prison stfu about nukes.

Stab each other with paper or some thing.

Kill yourself nigger, Non-proliferation meme was a mistake

The Emus won't let them

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You don't give criminals nukes. It's common sense.

Aussies are headed UK's way anyway. How big is the part of the population now is that non-western immigration 1st and 2nd generation?

do you really need to ask that question lmao

How practical are those battalions, though? I can already see that one forgot his harness and is paying the price, surely they can't be too fast when tethered.

Australia's about 85% white, 10% Asian, 5% other. But we literally are a nation of immigrants, about 50% is 1st and 2nd generation, mostly British and other European.

t. cucked by a big strong Aussie bull

china makes up 30% of our exports, they rely on us for coal, and iron

nah cunt we are a ''melting pot'' go to any major city and its full of koreans, chinks and gooks

I follow the liberal democrats, its a shame their youtube page is mostly updates and shit not them actually getting shit done

Which United States states are closely related to Australia in terms of dangers, craziness and outrught what the fuck mentality?

>Shit summer
>Shit winter
>All creatures want to bite you
>Ticks are everywhere and so are snakes and brown recluses
>The ground is soft everywhere and the non soft grounds are nothing but rocks everywhere
>The Ozarks are impassable unless you’re walking due to lack of funding for roads
>Locals are borderline feral or addicted to Meth and won't blink when they get a chance at killing
>Church based militias are likely to kidnap you in a SHTF scenario
>More guns and knifes in the entire state than the armories in Texas and that is not counting for the non documented owned guns
>Literal stories of people disappearing in the Ozark Forest in just 24 hours and search teams won't even bother searching for them unless pressured to do it
>Not even Skinwalkers would want to step foot into Arkansas due to fear of getting raped and murdered and possibly eaten by the Arkansas locals
>Fucking Hogs man

Florida/Arizona for Queensland.

Arkansas

America was the og prison island

Arkansas while Fayetteville is basically Queensland

Violent crime went up after the gun confiscation and then continued to lower at the same rate it had been lowering before the ban.

Just like how the assault weapons ban in the usa did nothing to slow violent crime.

ARKANSAS

Why is everyone saying Arkansas? The state isn't even a bad state and as a matter of fact it is a beautiful state with rivers, mountains and trees. I don't get why everyone is freaked out about Arkansas?

Are you saying we don't have rivers, mountains, or trees in Australia? Fuckin' racist.

They 'tested' a bunch of nukes on an emu field. Then Emu spec-ops assassinated their parliament and replaced them with infiltrators who signed the Non proliferation agreement, and also began disarming the populace in preparation of declaring a retaliatory war.

the fucking tenacity of the aussies holy shit. hope you realized australia had a much much shittier navy and miltary force than the brits who were stationed to defend singapore and hong kong from the japs. you would be speaking weaboo if it werent for the americans and the nukes you gay wombat cunt

Aussies during WW1 had losses approx 50% dead and wounded of their entire force. During WW2 they fought the Japs everywhere and the Germans in North Africa.

So. What shit do YOU have to shovel?

What nukes, that super, highly restricted area with a blimp watching it from above is a textile factory.

Maybe if we were taken over by the Japs, they'd have bayoneted Howard for being a little shit.

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Bump

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST
The british have been covering up this mass execution of prisoners and have used their past imperialistic influence to make everyone else believe australia exists. They even made outrageous stories of australians losing to birds. Anyone who says they are "australian" is actually a south african actor hired by the british parliament. If you ever went to "Australia" then you actually just went to another part of south africa. IT'S A COVER UP I TELL YOU

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So close and yet so far from the truth. The truth is that its Australia that is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.
Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.
If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.
Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

>Why doesn't Australia make its own nukes?
...What would a literal prison colony do with nukes user?

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Arkansanon here. Have to say we are pretty damn close.

Can confirm.

Either you don't live here or haven't left the suburbs aside from guided nature walks. There's so much meth in this state it makes the thousands of Adderall prescriptions every year look like a fucking tube of M&M mini's. Three of our major cities made top ten most dangerous cities in America. In addition, everyone is redneck as fuck, but with access to modern technology. And that's just the people. As soon as the weather hits 75° Hell opens up and every insect known to man crawls out. We have venomous snakes, alligators, wild hogs, and other fucking animals, as well as so many fucking types of spiders.
So yeah pretty close to Australia.

You left out the part about how except unlike Australia, Arkansas has guns and even more guns that the entirity of Texas itself.

Does Arkansas actually have more guns than texas and no laws regarding knifes at all?

>Australia wants nukes
>Attempts to buy them from Britain
>Britain says no
>Australian PM dies in swimming accident
>British PM gets replaced
>British ask if Australia wants nukes
>New Australian PM declines.
>NPT comes into effect, window of opportunity closes.
If not for a swimming accident Australia could be one of the nuclear powers.

Bump

Bump

Because Abos sniffed all the petrol that was supposed to power their centrifuges

t. gay paintbrush

Oh yeah daddy fuck my ass please i been a bad boy

>be 2045
>Australia votes to return continent to Abos
>Reminded of South Africa
>Nobody remembers secret Nuclear Weapons program
>Abos would get nuclear weapons

This would doom the world

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at a glace i didn't think this person was ugly because it didn't register to me that they were human

I always find it funny that we had a prime minister that went for a swim and never came back and to this day we have no idea where he went.

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>Implying aboriginals are a cohesive enough group to stage a revolution
>Implying the government doesn't keep them subdued with the ASPP (Aboriginal Subversion Petroleum Programs)

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I smell aussie feet in here

We have AR15's Aussie
what you got OZZZ?

You don't need them. You have Road Warriors. It will be the only things left after The Fire.

Adlers

theguardian.com/science/2016/apr/08/adler-rapid-fire-shotguns-imported-in-thousands-despite-review

'Aye Mungo, gib me summa that uranium sniff!"

nuked with words you fat arsed cunt

Didn't you guys name a swimming pool after him, or was that someone else?

Yep, that was him

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt_Memorial_Swimming_Centre

Top banter right there.

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It honestly pisses me off so much as an Australian knowing that we can't have our own nuclear powerplants, we're literally the best suited country in the world to go nuclear for our baseline power.

- Most stable tectonic plate in the world, no fault lines for thousands of kilometres around the coast.

- Massive uranium supplies just sitting in the ground.

- Some of the least populated land on the planet for storing waste/building plants.

- Could be geared to supply more of the surrounding countries with lower cost nuclear medicine because we only produce it at a research reactor in Syndey.

- Aging coal power plants that require serious renovation in the next decade to be profitable and anywhere close to environmentally conscious.

- No aged nuclear plants so we have the
opportunity to pursue more stable, efficient, and safer reactors.

Seriously I can't believe we're letting the treaty hold us back like this.

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