PATCH THREAD

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I was also excited when he first came around. A merchant who would run cheap one-offs? Nice. But now here I am, 11 weeks later, no emails and no patches. As of today, he officially broke my personal record of longest patch order, which was 11 weeks from Ai. Fine work, lad.

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Neat, Far Cry 5 stuff would be great. However, I suggest you not to rush it and complete the game before making any of them. It would give you more insight into the game's symbols and maybe you'll come up with some really cool patches.

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I need dis

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Someone should make a honorary Cody Wilson patch.

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wow.

Hello Jow Forums

I need some help to find this patch, just saw it on a FB patch group but can't find it anywhere...

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Google

I hope everyone had their patches shipped out to them just finely, I also have a few left over if anyone's interested.

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I made the designs that are on the flags

How much for one of each

here's the shirt
shop.spreadshirt.de/12913/say hello to postfeminism beidseitig bedruckt-A131849

Thanks for your fast shipping and sweet patches

Achtung! and Russian Bias patches are 4.99USD each
99 Luftballons is 6.99USD
Unfortunately i'm sold out of the Conrad Jumper patch.

Just PM me via Discord if you're interested.

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I don't discord. You got a email

Is the killdozer patch out of stock because its on the website but not released or did they all sell in the 3 attoseconds i wasnt looking at the site..

One guy bought most of them.

[email protected]

r..restock when?

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The problem was that some e-celeb on twitter dropped a purchase link and his 2000 followers bought them quick, like Badger said in the last thread.

fuck my fucking life.

Sorry bud, fuck your life.

well fuck.

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why waste your time with pennies

It was released around 8PM eastern yesterday and gone by 4AM

No, it's discrete orders, I have about 120 to fill tonight. I should have bought twice as many killdozers and a restock is on the way.

As fast as the chinks can hammer their patchforges

Yep, that was brought to my attention this morning. I can't really be mad.

Killdozer restock as mentioned was ordered immediately, and it should arrive alongside the aesthetic UZI thereminator crafted. I will have some stickers as well by the time those arrive.

My next project will be a big ol' restock of several designs I think. Poll will likely be posted tonight.

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Do you have a mailing list at all? i want to cop a couple of killdozers over in the UK

All that’s come in so far from my spending splurge on the 3/4/5th. I’m still waiting on NEET and Merlin.

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>tfw still waiting for my mechanicus patch

Good luck, you'll need it

Do we even know whats going on with him?

Some people say they have gotten patches, some people don't?

Is their a patch of chads face, like just hos head, out there somewhere? I just discovered a pressing need for that in my life.

Merlin? Heard a split up or something.

Yes, use the contact form on my site and I'll add you. I usually send the email like 5 minutes after posting here and an OPchan.

What’s up with NEET, I’m new to the patch thing. Only used to grab from PK, just started branching out to others.
That’d be pretty gud desu, these are from woodpatch

He's moving out of his grandmothers basement.

Some people have gotten their patches, some people have not. Some people get email responses, some people do not. Mysterious. My personal AKM history:
>order $40 of patches in early April
>receive nothing
>late May, ask him if they have shipped yet, and mention I have not seem him in the patch thread
>AKM says he will "look into it"
>a week later, no real reply, I ask again if the patches have been shipped
>AKM says he will reship my order with UPS
>3 weeks later, now mid-June, I ask again if the order ever got shipped
>no replies
>no way to cancel my order and get my money back

Damnit A/k/M if you are reading this, send my patches

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Serves you right for ordering from kikes

Sorry I don't follow, how did you know AKM was a kike in early April?

So we basically have AI 2: Eletric Boogaloo?

Has AKM posted here at all about all the problems?

I basically have the same experience as you. I've been waiting for longer and had numerous emails ignored. Going to wait a bit longer, maybe see if he'll actually reply to an email or the stuff will appear and if that fails paypal dispute it.

Also while everyone shitposts about NEET I've always gotten my stuff from him in a reasonable amount of time.

Merlin, Goblin Slayer anime is about to drop, I hope you restock in time to take advantage of all the /a/ and /v/ hype threads:
youtube.com/watch?v=6sdxN30qNrw

YES

I just want my patches without dealing with this bullshit

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Seriously? Like for UBI?

Nazi punks fuck off. Edgelord or just dumb as fuck thinking the nazis weren't trash

Yes. NEET is a part time Graphics Designer for Ubisoft when he's not driving his dump truck around.

thank you for your cervix

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Hey, they had aesthetic going for them, I'd love to have my uniforms designed by Hugo Boss.

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lmfao so the commies from the /ak/ discord finally found their way here eh?

>that cancer
>has a basedcord

That sounds dreadful.

The only thing that could save it is if swissguy posts nudes.

>What’s up with NEET
Nothing, he ships his stuff regularly

>Everything has shipped so you should get it soon depending on what you chose for shipping.

Forgot pic

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I rarely browse the patch threads.
But I did recently and now I'm fucked.
There's only like 4 patches I want.
And they're always sold out.

Fuck

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Die mad about it bozo.

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No guarantees but this is the VP of the company so hopefully this means Galil is actually shipping on Saturday.

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>aesthetic UZI
picture?

I'll sell you one of those for $25, post burner email

literally which store is this AKM?

I'd buy one right now

*snap*

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Damn jews

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go to my store in the pastebin an purchase one
they've been available for awhile now

>Goblin Slayer anime is about to drop
Oh fuck, really? I'll push them to get my restock in quick, then. Thanks for the heads up, user!

Worry not user, patch is going to be restocked soon. I'll announce it here when it is.

And this is why I'm not making your patches, Kyle.

Don't buy from the Jews, wait for the restock.

RESCUE MISSION PATCH WHEN??? I wanna send my Elon letter ;_;

We sure missed your responses to everything you kike

I saw one sell on facebook for $60, so take the $25 goyim, it's a good deal :^)

I have 5 of them. $20 and one is yours :^)

DDLC WHEEEEENNNN

Any other anons acquire the holy grail yet?

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I have none, but you can still give me some shekels :^^^]

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lewd

>OP pic of nothing but Dullahan wares

shill

lol wut

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test

Can you make shipping cheaper at all? I was gonna cop 2 patches from you on 4th of July but shipping here to Aussieland was like $18 so I just dropped it. Can you send it in an envelop? I'd be okay with the risk.

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Are you the same Aussie I asked to hit me up last thread (or the thread before)? USPS rates, I have zero control over. I'm more than happy to make policy exceptions and ship via letter mail on request, just send me an email.

[email protected]

Hey that's pretty good!

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I want it so badly and wish I could get it.

Why can't you?

>Are you the same Aussie I asked to hit me up last thread
ummm maybe although I don't remember.

I shoot you an email. Cheers man.

I search high and I search low, but can't find it anywhere I go.

this is mine. Memes aside I want it because I had the record irl before it became a meme. Ai said he'd maybe do a restock but now's he's dead so I'll NEVER get it.

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Want

What e-celeb?

Also interested to find out what e-celeb follows Badger's work

communist kike

Not an e-celeb, just some underage fag with 2k followers.

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