What's your plan for the inevitable skeleton war, user?

What's your plan for the inevitable skeleton war, user?
What weapons will you generally stick to?
You are preparing for the skeleton war... right?

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I drink milk for every meal so that once my skeleton is released he'll be at peak performance.

My plan is to use nonviolent means to end my conflict with the skeleton forces. I too am part skeleton and I will use our common heritage as bedrock to build a beautiful partnership on. Your enemy ceases to exist when he becomes your friend.

>we ARE the skeletons, just trapped inna temporary meat suit
I’m off to buy some milk. Is Vitamin D the patrician mil/k/?

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>all this skeleton propaganda on Jow Forums
Fuck are they already taking over?
Just because the skeleton in the OP has tits doesn't mean you should bow down to it, guys.

I wouldn’t worry about it

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I have purchased large supplies of bone hurting juice and plan to dig a moat.

Buckshot or slugs for skeleton defense?

Slugs have more stopping power, but buckshot is more likely to hit because skeletons have way more empty space than fleshbags.

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I'm a Meme War veteran. If I could fight off an army of trolls by myself why should I be scared of skeletons and little goth kid necromancers? Big Stick, apply to craniums, wear boner proof armor.

Id go with 10ga buck shot for skelly hunting but Im not a vet and Ive never even seen a Bone-man so anyone with more experience can feel free to come along and bully my opinion.

>boner proof armor.
Doesn't exist. You're a spicy memester, not a memelord. The skellies are going to eat you for breakfast.

I'd bone a skeleton wiafu.

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Wrong. We're ghosts who live in a biological computer that is driving a skeleton covered in meat.

>skeleton covered in meat.
Found my new tinder bio

tell the feminists that the skeletons are fat-shaming them

shotguns

I found your waifu then

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Call in support from the Ayys
Skeletons face when Ayys have no bones

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Yeah, I'm preparing alright. Preparing to shed my mortal body and join forces with my bone-clad brothers.

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Fuck you dude. When I find the necronomicon you skelly sympathizers are fucked. "shop smart shop S-mart" remember that because it's going to be your epitaph.

Someone's going to jack off on their big gay head and ruin it.

FPBP.

I also drink a lot of malk and man milk so that my skellingthong will be very sexy looking and strong so that he can beat the shit out of everything.

Skeleton delegates wielding skeletonized shotguns
Skelegate skelegat

Implying skeletons aren't the good guys.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tF0YNGcwh8g

shotguns as single projectiles would be very ineffective due no hydro static shock

I've been hoarding a trove of +1 maces just for that purpose.

Acids dissolve bones. I just stock up on Coca Cola.

Beeeeaaan baaag roooouuunds.

What in the fuck is that thing?

use this

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i heard y'all talking shit

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>^

Oh snap!

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Call the gang!

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Bitch, I spent three days evading a pack of ravenous attack doges. I think I can handle a few boneheads.

AYY LMAO

>generally stick to
>stick to
>stick
Stick skinny, like a skellington...

Mr.Bones Shill detected!

No but really >sticks
Would work well.

No faggot sticks are horseshit. It's all about stones queer.

>Not combining sticks and stones to break bones.

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.... brilliant. The skelly menace's days are numbered.

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