Rocks

Are rocks Jow Forums?

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Yup.
Look at this skinny faggot using some DIY improvised weapon and a rock to take out a superior and highly trained enemy combatant.

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I would hope so, if you think about it this has to be the weapon with the most kills behind its name. Heck still found on the battlefield today.

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For sure. Sometimes they even take lives on their own accord.

Probably the original Jow Forums

Yep.

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Why? Girl-boy afraid of club?

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This is why we wear helmets. Don't want some skinny guy killing your infantry with his rock in a sock.

>nukes
kills 200k people
>rock
impossible to count

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grug prefer magic stone, grug think club only needed for hunt

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>grug want big rock bag
>Rockifornia tribesmen ban large rock bag
Grug feel when

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>Grug not need so many rock
>Can kill mammoth fine with small rock bag
Big rock bag make easy to big sleep our younglings. Grug want youngling to big sleep?
>Or maybe grug just shame of his pink thing

humans seem to be the only creatures that use projectiles to kill
the rock was the first projectile ever, and the arms were the equivalent firearm, get it? fire, arm? it stuck to this day. Get it? arm stuck to this day? get it?

>archer fish

>Uncle tells story about Korea
>run out of everything
>start throwing rocks
>he hit a Chink in the face with a grapefruit sized rock
>crawled out his slit trench and bayoneted him and took his "burp gun"

pfft rock for men. find club picking berry?

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Me look for fire rock in sandplace
No find fire rock
Bignose want sell for meatwalker leg

well i dont see them creating any bows and arrows, slings or catapults
they havent went past launching the projectile by their own body

"rocks" have a higher kill count than any man made invention. Look up the old documentary series Mineral Mysteries.

"Man has made it their mission to engineer the most deadly weapons imaginable, but they will never be able to beat Mother Nature and her rocks."

They go into some odd alex jones tier shit though when they talk about why kids instinctively go for rocks to throw at other kids. It's informative though.

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I don't see you making those either

>Some primates, including humans, can throw objects such as rocks, sticks, and feces as projectiles.

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Rocks are great.
Rocks are life.

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Die you fucking Barneyfag

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>grug no store more rock in poo-come-out hole
>me face when

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Rock is Jow Forums
Me find angular monument mak of rock, club, spear and more pain mak ting.
Me sakrivise no rock grug and grunt adore spirit take angular monument, praise life take angular monument

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Only if you're in California.

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>One of those rocks is clearly tri-toned.

Can I get one cerakoted in FDE?

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>California: nope boyo, I'm pretty sure those cause cancer

>rock

Clearly its something and not a rock.

Well to be fair if you throw a stone really hard you can actually kill someone. Therefore we need to ban gyms and gym equipment because no one needs to have very strong figures. I'd say, being able to bench more than 300 should be a felony because there's no equating factor why you NEED to be that strong. We're not living in ancient times anymore. Plus high capacity reps on a barbell is causing similar strength factors so we need to ban that. A maximum rep count of 10 and not exceeding 300. We will forcibly design barbells with smaller ends so you cannot add more barbells to increase the weight. Also we're going to ban 45lb plates. No one needs 45lb plates when you can do 35lbs just fine. The extra 10lbs can cause serious injuries. If we look at the statistics, most violent attacks are done by strong men. We don't need to have stronger men than the police. That's ridiculous.

go post that on Jow Forums then come back and tell us if anything happened.

That’ll take six weeks and cost $300, nibba. ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO LET ME SPRAYPAINT YOUR ROCK BROWNISH?!?!

nothing is dumber than that box of rocks

Big words from bean milk drinker. Need man arms to swing club, even sand tribe young throw rocks.

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Club no take as much strength as rock. Heavy club do most of work for you. Need big arms to throw rock hard. Plus can kill from distance, can't do that with club.

Old man must use Rock 45 to crush island people. Even berry pickers throw Rock 9 good. Saw one with thong throw river rock better than any 45. Never run out of club. Club even better with rock inside club but angry tribe mothers go crazy like badgers when men made them.

ancient jew propaganda

God made men, but millions of years of geological processes made him equal.

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kys

kys

What is a gun but a device that lets us throw very small rocks harder and faster than we ever could before.

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kys

Yes.
Berry pickers can go back to the back of the cave.

kys

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All depends, OP.
Can you rock out with your cock out?

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Rocks were the first weapon, yes.

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That's right. David was a trained skirmisher. Killing people with the deadliest missile weapon of the age -- the sling -- was what he did. Playing down his skill and the deadliness of his weapon while playing up "divine favor" was pure "chosen people" propaganda.

It worked, of course. Everyone wants to believe that they can accomplish something big without trying.

kys

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underrated image and post.

Varg is such a meme

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Every time on village meet, long nose tribe talk about making no rocks for us Grug's. But when Grug point out only long nose tribe say no rocks, other Grug's yell at Grug. Grug angry!

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What can kill a planet? A big rock slowly meandering though space.

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kys

kys

Grug make too much tall of village meets. Go back to >>>/hole/, that where talk of village meets, not in rock and stick cave.

kys

kys

kys

You've said that 774258050 times already.

HANG YOURSELF PEDO

Don't worry user.
I'm sure your mom thinks you still rock.

Rock and stick always lead to hole talk. Without good hole talk we no have rock and stick.

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>accomplishing something big
He basically agreed to a sword fight and then just pulled out a gun ala Indiana Jewnes. He was a dishonorable faggot, but that's the jewish ideal I guess.

kys

Test

are those... assault rocks? does anyone need those?

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Twenty more times.
I'm sure he will do it soon, leaf.

Great for u/k/

kys

> slowly

Lel you realize that some of them shits are hurtling through space at hundreds of thousands of miles, right?

kys

not him, but to space it appears slow, incomparison to other objects.

not him, but to space it appears slow, incomparison to other objects.

kys

why use rock if you can use armoured support

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>grug live in great rockain
>grug go to find ugly mate
>grug find small rock on grass
>grug pick
>grugette ask grug if grug has paper for rock
>grug say no
>grugette yells
>grug now stays in hole for many moons for not having paper for rock
grug tell tribe not to go to great rockain

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What the hell is this and why do i have an amazing erection?

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kys

Goliath was Nephilim you fucking stormfag. I hate Zionist kikes as much as the next Jow Forumsack, but holy shit David and Goliath isn't Kike Propoganda, if anything the slingshot is the ultimate equalizer just like how Colt Peacemaker was.

rude

Flintstones (2016) A total wild ride of a comic. 12 issue run.

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whoa

kys

kys

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What calibre weapon would I need to effectivley stop this?

Needs more rails

could try

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Dont ever post my waifu again you fucking nigger.

Holy shit. A boulder about that size fell off a cliff at my grandmas once. It was fucking loud.

>gronk go to grugmart for berries
>woman see gronk's bag of rocks
>woman get angry
>yell that gronk no need bag of rocks
>yell gronk no need one rock
>not the cave painting of needs
>say gronk want to kill child
>follow gronk around grugmart still shouting
>tries to grab gronks bag
wat do?

6096MM caliber

>moving goal posts because of light speed
Sunlight and spirit animals no count smoothhead

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