Girls and guns

Stories? Cautionary advice? Dirty jokes?

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Honestly I try to avoid having girls around my guns. Women talk too much. They're mostly all drunks or drug addicts so one of their dozen fucky buddies that's getting her hopped up on something so she puts out is slipping her the salami one day and she mentions my guns and where I live so he tries to break in and steal a bunch of shit. No thanks. I'd rather just keep my guns private.

post the black girl shooting her bf on live stream cause she thought it was unloaded.

Took my little sister shooting a handful of times. She did as well as you'd expect from a private fresh out of basic training. 2-3" groups from my sub 1/2-MOA rifle, barely in paper with my Glock and blaming the gun until I demonstrated how bad she was flinching, then it got better.
She keeps asking but I'm not taking her shooting anymore because the local ranges are like an hour away and only open on the weekend, and I want to shoot too. Told her to get her own guns but she keeps making excuses as to why that's not an option.
I like introducing noguns to shooting, but if they want to keep doing it I expect them to aim to become hasguns themselves.

There is one girl who I almost made out with of I didn't have a gf at the time but ended up holding hands with. "Leftist" by her own account but actually more libertarian with socialist leanings. She moved in with her bf now, but if she ever comes to my town you bet I take her shooting and make sure to correct her posture a lot.
I never took my ex to the range. Maybe that's part of why she's my ex, on the other hand the range isn't tarnished with memories of her and I don't run in to her there.

Women have no interests of their own but only do whatever stupid thing randomly occurs to them, like playing Stardew Valley, or what will garner them the most attention. If liking guns will garner them attention, then they will pretend to like guns.

>take co-worker out shooting
>she's 5'3"
>barely comes up to my chest
>never been shooting
>teach her the basics of gun safety and how to aim.
>first shot she takes is a bullseye. Like no shit, on the "x" of a silhouette.
>proceeds to shoot out "eyes" and a mouth.

She ended up becoming my girlfriend.

She had been shooting before. This is a woman’s version of the rope a dope designed to garner attention. It worked for her.

Buy her one?

strange is the trap makers art.

That should be so obvious and I like to think I'm at least a tiny bit street smart but I wouldn't have even called that one. Sounds like it worked for those two though.

This is why I date a based trap. He loves guns even more than I do. He can't buy handguns yet cause he's still under 21, but I bought him an Polymer80 lower for his birthday, and we're going to build it together. Should be fun!

Subtle social engineering isn't as subtle anymore is it? You'll never force the general populace to accept this degeneracy.

I don't live in freedomland.
Need to
>have 1000€ safe
>take safety class
>get psychological evaluation
>be member of a club for a minimum of one year and go shooting 18 times in that year
in order to get a permit.
Also, guns have to be locked away at home and carrying in general is forbidden.
But hey, it lets a newcomer like me with only three years of experience compete at the national level

You are molesting a male child prostitute in exchange for items rather than dollars.

Being gay is not okay.

is she asian? post pic plz.

He’s not a child. He’s just 25 years younger than me. And I don’t pay him.

>Dirty jokes?

A ten-year old boy walks into a whorehouse, dragging a dead cat behind him on a leash. He goes up to the madam and says "Look, lady, I don't want any bullshit from you, you don't want any bullshit from me; I have $100 right here and I want to rent me a whore."

The madam, taken aback, replies "Well, lad, while I do appreciate your candor, I'm afraid my best girls are worth quite a bit more than that." The boy responds "It's fine, just find me the dirtiest, most-diseasiest slut you can dredge up."

Shocked, the madam inquires, "I don't understand. Why would you specifically want a whore who has a disease?"

You could always just not say anything about it to anyone. Then you could do what you like. Fuck a permit.

I’m just going to use the latter post as the punch line to the former.

Kid looks at her like she's a fucking idiot for a second, then pipes up. "Ma'am, it's like this. I give you the money, I go slip in in this cunt, and I catch me whatever combination of nasty shit she's got. Then I go home. When I get home, I'm going to spend some quality time with my babysitter, who happens to have a thing for little boys, and she gets to pick up whatever nasty garbage I'VE got. When my dad gets home, she's going to put me to bed and then go earn her paycheck, thus spreading whatever lousy mess she picked up from me to my dad. After she leaves for the night, my mom will get home and spend the night with my dad, catching whatever kind of shit she gets from him." The kid takes a breath.

"In the morning, after my dad leaves for work, the mailman's gonna swing by, my mom's gonna fuck the mailman, giving him whatever she caught from my dad, and the mailman's the motherfucker who ran over my fucking cat!"

If I bought a black market PM with a box of ammo I wouldn't get to go to a range and practice though.
It's almost as bad as living in California, only without a second amendment to back up my case should I ever get caught.

10/10

Any place is a range if you're brave enough.

Disgusting pile of human garbage. Please start swinging so you both get AIDS and die.

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she just want to spend time with you. And from the other side you do something with your family whats wrong about that.

Less range time for me

took my gf shooting, she liked it a lot and seeing me shoot and especially magdump my AK really got her juices flowing

Not true, I took a black girl to the range, and taught her everything. Her first shot she does what I taught her and she hit dead center of the target. Problem was it was an indoor range so it was loud, and she got scared so the rest of her shooting wasn't as good as she was shaking and flinching.

Tell her to bring cute friends, and fuck one of them. Women will understand this as payment for your time so long as you give them a good time.

>under 21
>25 years younger
So you're 40+ and he's 18/19? Wow dude you know before I was sort of jokingly calling you a degenerate, but now I definitely think you deserve the rope. I bet you buy him all kinds of stuff don't you? You're taking sexual advantage of a vulnerable young man in order to satisfy your own deviant degenerate desires. You're just as bad, if not worse, than those creepy dads who hit on teenage girls and then give the excuse of "she's 18, she can make her own decisions". Honestly the fact that you can so casually say "he's just 25 years younger than me" as if that weren't absolutely disgusting shows just how fucking far gone into degeneracy you are. Please earnestly driving your car off the tallest point possible, without that poor boy.
Also you can say "I don't pay him" all you want, but we know that you pay FOR him. You're definitely the one buying the things he wants and giving them to him in a tacit exchange for fucking him. That's the classic predatorial MO for creepy freaks like you.

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This hurts me to say, but, legitimately, not all women are that bad. Not even half.

So women are like Africans during the time of the Transatlantic slave trade vis a vi selling their own?

Oh, shut the fuck up.

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I'm not but I feel it is almost inappropriate to talk to girls between 18-20 due to their usual lack of maturity and I'm much younger than you....

Dude, they never grow up. They simply get a little better at pretending to have.

Truly spoken like a man who knows his wrongs but won't face them. You're abusing this boy's trust and comfort in you (he probably sees you like a father in this relationship) and exploiting it alongside your financial situation to satisfy your own base desires. That boy will be emotionally damaged once you get tired of him (or hopefully he figures out what you really are) and things end. He'll now have this perverse, age-gapped, sex-for-stuff attitude towards relationships because it'll be the only experience he'll have gotten in an adult relationship. You know why there are so many emotionally damaged gay men? You're a huge reason for it.
Predatory old men deserve the rope.

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Not that guy, but this is why gays are considered haram.

Personally, I don't give a shit because as long as it's voluntary, it's not a crime. Just telling you that in America, gays won, especially super degenerate predatory gays. Give it a couple years, pedophilia will be fine too if dems get their way.

I want everyone in my household to be proficient with weapons and more importantly have weapon safety ingrained in them.
Removing the stigmas and mystery associated with guns can prevent most household accidents.
So my ex knew how to use my guns, I'll teach my next gf, and I'll teach my children whenever they are old enough to hold a gun.
The last thing you should do is make guns a forbidden thing you hide from your family, a curious child playing with them behind your back is how bad things happen

This.

Woman, at age 9 or 10, mature to the age of 16 overnight. And then they never move past that in intelligence or emotional maturity for the rest of their lives.

hallo nederkut

This. They peak at faking at around 22 and plateau from there. There are rare instances of self-made, responsible women, but they are invariably... quite man-ish.

>whaaa how dare you have a consensual relationship with someone half your age thats still over 18!
>it's not like that's an awesome win in life!
>you're going to hurt that person emotionally!
>predator! you of-age and consenting predator!
Not that user but holy shit please listen to yourselves. There are way more sugardaddys/mommas in straight relationships and you guys are acting like huge retards...

this desu

>t. Sad incels
Stop chasing after retard sluts and you'll start finding the good women. Granted they're not the ones with 10/10 tits, ass, body. But then again I reeeally doubt anyone making claims like "all women are mentally children/teenagers except the butch ones" are 10/10 ANYTHING. Find yourself a nice wholesome woman and realize that if you chase trash that's all you'll ever get. You're looking for a life companion (and probably mother to your children), not a sex doll.

This.

Fuck bitches, tell them nothing.

Just because you say something about someone doesn't mean you know them, friend. All I've done for years is look for a wholesome woman. Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.

Maybe back in the 50s, or somewhere in bumfuck nowhere south dakota, but most millenial women really are like this.

>Just because you say something about someone doesn't mean you know them, friend.
>anons losing their mind that someones dating someone younger
Well which one is it...

>faggots
>property
For what purpose? It's not like you have kids to pass it down to.

I take my wife shooting occasionally. She's actually really decent to shoot with because she is naturally very cautious, enough to make her very deliberate and careful with everything she does around a firearm. She only shoots once every few months or less, so she never really progresses past the point of being able to hit a 12" plate at 10 yards with a pistol with most shots. I wish she would come shoot with me more, but I can tell she doesn't really like it enough to practice with any decent frequency. She also doesn't really seem to have any motivation to want to carry a gun herself, and I really wish she would because she's tiny and has absolutely no ability to defend herself without one. I wish I could make her get into this more, but I can't force her to.

>implying that sugardaddies and sugarbabies are anything but pure degeneracy as well
This is all part of the degeneration of society. Just because this one is a faggot doing it doesn't make it any different. You sound like a radical lolbertarian, "just because X doesn't have an immediate negative effect on me means it's 100% A-OK!" He can be a sick predator degenerate all he wants, and I can tell him just how much he deserves to die for it.
Predatory old men deserve the rope.

You can look for wholesome women without looking in the right places. Go to church, go volunteer, go to a right leaning political rally, go to anywhere that isn't a bar, an app, or an online service. Expand your territory if you're not finding game.

>my wife
>I can't force her to
get a load of this beta faggot

>I disagree with someone who is 40 dating someone who is 20!
>They're predators who want to fuck other consenting adults!
>ree!
This shit was honestly way more common and worse in the past. It's not a new thing that an age difference can be neglected or ignored due to things like social status, money and even personality.
You sound like your life revolves around posting your opinion on the internet user.

>attempt to force your wife to do something
>slapped with kidnapping and domestic abuse
>everyone now thinks you're actually a woman beater
>probably loose a lot of face and gunrights; and half your shit in the devorce
Yeah user you know what's up! This!

>This shit was honestly way more common and worse in the past
Yeah that's about the least believable claim I've ever heard. Please post even the slightest scrap of proof or fuck off forever, degenerate.

I want Alison to jump on my cock

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>have wife
>can't make her do anything
>she can leave you at any time
She's not really your wife, is she then? A legally binding girlfriend at best.

>13 year old daughters being sold into sex trade
>arranged marriages
>gross lack of human rights
All things that never happened to you in the past..
>cant have a conversation with someone they willingly married
>cant get them to understand your point of view
>cant even understand how to gain someones loyalty and trust
How the fuck are you going to marry someone that you have to FORCE to do things.
God damn go outside you NEETs

I'm pretty sure that vid changed her

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What's it called? Google for "allison bagg gun" came up dry.

Alright, that gave me a laff or two.

How new are you?
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Nvm found it. Based Allison Bagg is the only one in the group that thinks for herself, classic.

New enough that I dont memorize a bunch of meme videos, dawgheem

Fuck off. This was ALL OVER Jow Forums FOR MONTHS a couple years back.

Arguably there is at least 1 thread every 2 days about this or similar videos in which it's posted or brought up.

Aw good, you answered your own stupid question

Wasn't even me user. Imagine being so angry you can't just ignore someone hurting your feelings instead of just saying 'thanks' or 'got it'.

This. Home Depot has 30 lanes!

I'm pretty sure it's called a sugar daddy and even though it's a little gross it's not really morally reprehensible. The younger guy is an adult. He can leave any time he wants. And it's their right to engage in this activity even if you consider it degenerate.

this desu senpai

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I mean I could definitely get more aggressive with trying to get her into shooting, but that would probably just make her hate it. You really can't force anyone to enjoy something or be passionate about something that they just aren't that crazy about.

Wew laddy

>arranged marriage is the same as sugardaddying
you're a fucking idiot and that shit is just as degenerate. Just because someone is old enough to make a decision doesn't mean they can't be taken advantage of, used in a way that's bad for them, or be damaged by behavior they participate in.

Would you have had a problem with a hot cougar buying you shit and having sex when you were late teens/early 20s? Because I am that age and I can tell you I wouldn't.

>You sound like a radical lolbertarian
user, the idea that having consensual sex with someone over the age of consent is fine is in no way some radical libertarian idea. It's like a basic facet of our society.

They can lose their minds all they want.
You're missing the point. It may not apply to you--and congratulations, glad you're doing well--but even women who are otherwise wonderful people leave most men in the dirt. They pretend to want commitment, but the sexual freedoms they have gained have made them transient and selective. Just because a problem doesn't affect you doesn't mean it doesn't exist for most of us. I'm , by the way. And using 'incel' as an insult is like calling a war hero a cripple. They didn't choose to become that way. There really are guys who have never known female affection, and they're a pretty diverse group, not just neckbeard types.

My fiancée isn’t anti guns, she just has no interest in them what so ever personally despite trying to get her to shoot with me. However, I told her that if we are going to have children together that she needs to know how to load shoot and unload every gun I own.

>And using 'incel' as an insult is like calling a war hero a cripple.
Oh my Jesus fuck.

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Try using multiple sentences when you type. It keeps your point clear, instead of having one, super long, never-ending paragraph.

Your lack of sympathy is not a strength. You are no better than a typical feminist.

You know so many things

>run into her there
You are delusional

And you're no better than a pathetic loser who can't take responsibility and stop blaming others for your own failures.

Idk man, imagine taking your significant other to the range with you, then the relationship ends and either one will have to find a new range.

Girls are liars and guns will never divorce you and take your children from you while simultaneously using the threat of imprisonment to force you to pay them for doing it.
Stay the fuck away from women who are even slightly liberal.
Your welcome.

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My girlfriend's not really into guns but I've taken her shooting a couple times and she enjoys it. Funny part was everyone whines about how how unpleasant .44 mag is but she didn't feel a big difference shooting it vs a .22. She doesn't like small guns that flip, though. Least favorite were the TCP and J-frame.

In the past I dated a couple women who were _really_ into shooting. Like long before I met them. They were both Filipino-American and around 40 years old so that was kinda unusual.

My co-worker is into shooting. She carries a .380 Sig and has a "bullet bouquet" on her desk, like pic related.

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>I'm responsible for women being marriage material
Okay, buddy.

not what he's saying.
You are responsible for finding the ones that are.

Come on windows covered, doors locked. You know you finger fuck those guns.

>wah no one wants to date me
>it's because all women are whores
>has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a miserable excuse for a human being who bitches about my problems on Jow Forums

Great moral equivalence there pal great display of tumblr logic

Would I have had a problem with it? No. Would it have invariably damaged me because that's a sick game that ruins people? Yes, I've never known anyone who went into a sugarbaby situation who didn't end up fucked up.
see "I can legally make the decision" =/= "it's a good/healthy/positive thing for me to be a part of"
Someone who is much older, wealthier, and perverse can easily enthrall younger people into an unhealthy situation that is going to ruin them in some way. The fact that "it's consensual" isn't what I'm arguing, yeah go ahead and fuck someone if you really want. That's your choice. I'm arguing that it's degenerative to the young person's mental health and concept of a good relationship. Being with someone because they shower you with gifts is a horrible decision to make, even if you agree to be a part of it. The patron in that relationship however, especially if they're more than twice the age of their partner, should more than understand the danger and potential damage they're doing with that kind of arrangement. The fact they continue to indulge their desires at the cost of an innocent person's long-term stability means they are a selfish, predatory degenerate (no matter the gender mix).

Your girlfriend is like 99% of other women, don’t worry. And that includes the gfs of all the anons here who Larp about having a gf who is into guns

I feel like you have interacted with maybe two, total, in your entire life.

That’s the delusional part. As if a girl would keep going to the range on her own after he stops forcing her to go.

You aren't responsible for that, you're responsible for finding ones that are.

I "clean" them all the time :^)
Dry fire and cleaning etc is okay, you just need to have a legitimate reason to have them out.

>implying women can't enjoy something someone introduces them to
>implying they can't continue doing that without the original person