What kind of stuff do you imagine Skunkworks dudes are developing nowadays?

What kind of stuff do you imagine Skunkworks dudes are developing nowadays?

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reactive camouflage and zero noise engines for surveillance micro drones. Weve already got radar down, have had it down since the 60s even (pic related) next logical step is to eleminate all other forms of detection including eyesight and what have you.

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Quantum computing AI laser space drones

Ways of squeezing money from contries that haven’t fought a conventional war in over 5 decades

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A new system to wireless transfer taxpayer dollars to their bank account and avoid all that tedious, inefficient going through government and congress

x37 already has that minus the unnecessary quantum computer stuff

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Probably drones that are faster , smaller and more manuverable than any human carrying craft could be.

I had heard something about them testing 'active camo' on aircraft in the 90's essentially making the planes see thru like the predator

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I imagine that at this point all the ones we know about are basically cover for the ones we don't know about, so literally nothing.

missile shield drone swarms
one of the biggest issues with missile defense is aiming at the thing.
Swarming a missiles flight path with thousands of explosive mini drones and essentially clusterfucking it almost guarantees a hit.

Autonomous supersonic jets which can be carried in the bomb bays or underwing

Can be deployed and piloted remotely or autonomously

Used as cruise missiles, fighter support

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why though?
Ground to air combat, air to air combat, everything that isn't a haji firing some shitass shoulder fired thing is beyond sight combat

Daily reminder that "Aurora" was just a code name for scramjet craft.

SUBMARINES DROPPED INTO VOLCANOS BUT CAN SWIM THRU EARTH AND POP OUT IN OTHER VOLCANO

Some bullshit hypersonic laser armed turbo stealth quantum drone that costs tens of billions of dollars, meanwhile they won't spend a fucking dime for a rifle that dosent jam every other mag.

If you told the Air Force and Navy they'd have to use F-4 Phantoms they'd go full on mutiny.

i like the way this man thinks
Could make it out of tungsten which has a melting point of 3400 degrees, while magma is around 2000 degrees. could work. Navigation might be difficult

What do you guys think of a blimp/airship with a really low RCS?

possible?
worth it?

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based

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The way things seem, it looks like a large majority of the demand placed on contractors is software related. Things like self-driving cars, the Amazon dropoff drones, etc. really just serves more as a testbed for autonomous systems for the military. We already have drones, the logical next step is autonomy.
On top of that, electronic warfare, pattern matching software to identify threats via bulk data collection (read: wiretapping), facial recognition, personnel tracking, and logistics. Whatever Lockheed's latest and greatest can build at Skunkworks hardware-wise isn't nearly as useful to the military as the black site software shit. The F35 was more of a software project than anything else.

Localised EMP test in Antarctica and better versions of these guys

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Nanomachines.

3D PRINTED PLANES

Gaybombs

Large-scale harvesting and weaponisation of pixie dust from captive tinkerbells bred in elon musk's secret underground faerie farms.

Or that's a double switcheroo because why wouldn't it be?
X-Files s01e01 was right and the entire show from that point on was a smokescreen.

>genetic engineered antisemitic airborne solution?

qz.com/1321903/northrop-grumman-employs-a-white-nationalist-who-attacked-demonstrators-in-charlottesville-in-its-aerospace-division/

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Long range orbital missile batteries that can sit idle in LEO for decades and take out satellites in deeper orbit.

Geosynchrous would be better than LEO, no?

Drop Pods For the Space Marines.

I've talked to ex DOD guys

Lots of drones from what I've heard

Probably only cyber now.

>Probably drones that are faster , smaller and more manuverable than any human carrying craft could be.
if Belarus can do it any country can
popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a21086194/belarus-invents-tank-killing-quadcopter-drone/

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Massive facial recognition database like what China already has.

of course it’ll never be as good as China’s because one of America’s Chief researchers on the subject moved to China because he was sick with having to deal with the SJW bullshit infesting American universities

Good riddance, surveillance state niggers deserve the rope

Skunks

Probably a copy of a Chinese black project.

t. potential domestic terrorist/ child porn watcher

>t.

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Maybe a plane that could go to space and back


Light speed travel vehicle power amor flying cars

Machines that give you 15 hours of sleep in 15 seconds

Remote viewing capabilities super soilder clones

Bombs that make you gay

>child porn watcher
how did you know he works for the FBI?

highly agreed but he'll have a good life over there

we used to say that America is the China of the West but at this point it's a legitimate step up to move to Actual China

Stealth shitposting

I heard they are designing a new bomber that gives enemy pilots heart attacks just by looking at it's price.

>t. potential domestic terrorist/ child porn watcher
You mean a democrat leftist like every mass shooter?
You mean a democrat leftist in love with pizzas?

>YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DONTCHA?
>SAY MY NAME!

What did Northrop Grumman mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=RFM1BiyctJU

hypersonic shit

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Whoa, it's almost like air superiority is far and above more important on an operational and strategic level than the diminishing returns of replacing a service rifle with another service rifle that does the same thing but slightly better. Besides, the "reliability" problems with military rifles come from lack of proper maintenance and overuse. Ordering a bunch of new M4's and 249's would have the same effect as buying a whole new rifle.

>Could make it out of tungsten which has a melting point of 3400 degrees, while magma is around 2000 degrees. could work.
>could work
fucking hell nigga you retarded

Look up the terms "pressure" and "heat"

What ever this was

theaviationist.com/2013/11/10/f-14-vs-ufo/

I understand super sonic is breaking the sound barrier, so what is hyper sonic? Breaking the meme barrier?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypersonic_speed#Classification_of_Mach_regimes

You ever see das boot with all of the water on the floor. Now imagine that with lava

If you develop your future weapons for today's wars you gonna have yesterday's weapons for tomorrow's wars.

how about no?
Blimps suck. It's been proven long ago and nothing has changed since then. Being lighter then air means you're at it's mercy.

greater than Mach 5

New ways to make Israel stronger. It's the new American Manifest Destiny.

>not naming it super duper sonic

youtu.be/DjUdVxJH6yI
Nevuh been done befo

this is some antman tier insanity. cheers.

still waveriders
now also drone swarms

with this latest advancement Russia stronk! locally grown AIDS will disperse from superior hypersonic airburst scramjet. top down attack and sducts will defeat even quantum radar! glorious rainbow and HIV will rain down on NATO. cyka blaaaaaat

microdrones, to small to be shot down. Small enough to get through air-vents.

Propulsion fast enough to bypass today's defense systems.

They can't use Antarctica, the locals won't let them.

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>Localised EMP test in Antarctica
Non-nuclear? Just do it a big faraday cage back home.
Nuclear? If you set off a nuke up in the Van Allen belt it doesn't matter where you do it, both the blast itself and the effect it has on satellites and radiotelescopes will be noticed by at least half the planet.

tbqh the ancient dinosaur civilisation on the moon is probably the reason that we had to hide all the WW2 flying disc technology

Flying saucers have been made and that was a long time ago. They probably went back to planes.

weaponized sex robots

Quantum radar, a counter to quantum radar, portable fusion reactors, hypersonic missiles

skunk-girl hybrids

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Those damned Peruvians have had it too easy for too long.

SPACE A I D S

FUCK, that would be PERFECT if those triple lines weren't painted A FUCKING SPAZ... FUCK

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SR-72, or something that's hypersonic.

Tiny modular nuclear engines.

Your forgot the "fellow American "

Gotta get ready for EOTS 360deg thermals in everything, user.

Catgirls,

Not if you wanted to hit anything on the other side of the planet

While china cant help but show us what they're actually working on, the US has only reluctantly shown off things its made, considered in advance for potential blowback and public appearances. After Stealth with the B1 and F117 they didnt have a reason to show off anything since almost everything else they're working on is something that can be deployed without rendering a plausibly denied public appearance.
> Drones are okay to reveal since people would actually see those on the ground, its also just a carrier or a vehicle to field equipment on, its not like people are going to know its carrying a plazma death ray or such.

thats doable just not with our civilian grade 3d printers.
They have devices that are codenamed "constructors"

> ground drone looks up sheepishly to its parent seeking recognition

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give it a read
report back tomorrow
rifters.com/real/Blindsight.htm

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Quantum entanglement communications so they can watch football in real time from their research facility on Mars.

A DRILL THAT CAN BE USED IN SPACE TO TUNNEL TO THE CENTER OF AN ASTEROID BUT THEY'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG MR. WIZARD THEY PUT THE TRANSMISSION IN BACKWARDS THEY ARE FINE SCIENTISTS BUT THEY DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT DRILLIN LIKE A GOLD OL SALT OF THE EARTH AMERICAN I KNOW JUST THE GUY HE'S BEEN EVERYWHERE YOU NAME IT HE CAN DRILL IT BUT ONLY WITH HIS TEAM OF MISFITS HURRY WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME CRANK THAT AEROSMITH LET'S GO

talk about a real BRAP hog

how about a drill that will pierce the heavens

They're trying to build one but even though they stole the plans they did a pisspoor job of putting it together and are tearin' up rotors but can't figure out why

>China a step above anyone

The only downside to airships these days is speed/payload. Modern lighter than air vehicles are very much real and used by the US, don't know about anyone else though.

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I FUCKING WANT ONE.

>Constructors
Its called a mill

Something dedicated Vatniks will shoot down with some re-purposed shit powered by oil diluted in moonshine

Yup, If I was a billionaire I would get one and live on it.

Laser guns.
Iron man suits.
AI.
Rapid charge batteries.
Quantum communication.
Unironically, meme warfare.

jingoist self-delusion doesn't make you sound desperate and overcompensatory or anything

>Objective reality is jingoism
Only when you're on top

It's like an rts

Those drones screech like banshees

>"constructors"
Dude, all of the big 3 HQs in SE michigan have mills that can cut a car out of a block of aluminum in half a day. Im pretty sure UMich has some crazy multiaxis mill too. This shit isnt that rare or mindblowing.

chinkposters please go

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From what I have heard they are busy with drone platforms which can carry out small time surveilance and refuel at hidden charging stations and stalk the enemys. Also a bunch of simple ied drones are in the package meant to be targeted at critical military infrastructure, eg control panals and wires etc, simple stuff.

low quality espionage bait Mr Ching Chong

My dad works at skunkworks, they're making a new suppository that teleports your feces directly to india

If he really was a Ching Chong he wouldn't need to ask, all the files would already be on his computer.