Germany’s soldiers forced to use BROOMSTICK for a gun

The absolute state of German military!

Their planes are all shit, tanks barely work, rest is probably fucked as well.

How low can these poor fucks go?

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thesun.co.uk/news/6743568/germany-soldiers-broomsticks-nato-donald-trump-angela-merkel-defence-spending/
youtube.com/watch?v=QqjJvveODKM
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Thankfully mighty Poland prevents the Russians from just rolling over them.

>Remember Her? Take a Deep Breath and Click Here

>being in the top 10 largest/expensive militaries isn't enough
>pay more taxes to buy more weapons

That's a good goy. Now turn those weapons on the US/UK/Russia and kill a whole bunch of white people again.

That helicopter is pretty cool.

>Germany not wasting money on military spending
>how horrible
die retards

No, our (Polish) military is shit. Our goverment is stupid and we cant buy anything for the army cus beurocracy.

this is africa-tier shit.

Germans use old soviet helicopters?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaker_gun

>use broomsticks in an exersise
>no link to article, since it would show how minor it is
Bait OP is bait.

Yes and RPG 7s

I can't speak for Germany but o do know when you have limited funds for the batallion you start getting smart w/ your money.
>Instead of an actual MOUT Range you make lines inna sand and practice clearing
>Practice vehicle/tracked combat using rented golf carts or some shit
The live fire stuff is for when the gravy train is fuckin' flowing

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html

learn to google you fucking faggot

Seriously, an article from 2015? Come on Jow Forums, step up your game?
Sure, the German forces are underfunded and could be in much better shape - especially since the German federal budget had a nice surplus the last couple of years. But this is weak nonetheless.

thesun.co.uk/news/6743568/germany-soldiers-broomsticks-nato-donald-trump-angela-merkel-defence-spending/
Probably hiding the fact it's an article in The Sun, but still, "German" "Army" "Broomstick" "Corey" It wasn't exactly rocket science to search it.

>>use broomsticks in an exersise
>>no link to article, since it would show how minor it is
>-during-training
>2015
Called it.

>Our goverment is stupid and we cant buy anything for the army cus beurocracy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, poland and germany are more similar than either would like to admit.

Hmm, I sure wonder who could want to portrait european militaries as far worse then they are, and thereby breake the national defence will...

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I know for practicing clearing most people use engineering tape, but golf carts? You guard or what?

This is the reason the civilian population should be armed.
Civilian Gun owners saved Norway from a Swedish invasion in 1905.
French Civilian sport shooters resisted Prussian occupation in 1870 and 1871 while their army was getting steamrolled in Sedan.
The most excellent Snipers of WW2 were civilian gun owners too who had lots of experience due to recreational hunting. Both Simo Häyhä and Vasily Zaytsev achieved excellent marksmanship due to years of hunting experience.

It's not the enemy that destroys an army. It's bureaucracy, politicians, and economy. Everything run by the state crumbles sooner or later.

>Complain about Russia being on the verge of invading Europe
>Expect someone else to defend you


>MUH RUSSIANS ARE DOING THIS AND DESTRING DEMOCRACY, NOT INCOMPETENT BUREAUCRATS WHO ARE GETTING PAID TO DO DUMB SHIT LIKE THIS
Russia is a third-world shithole on the brink of collapse that's been sanctioned to hell and an economy the size of Italy. It's not the Soviet Union (the 3rd largest economy in the world at that time and the only reason why NATO existed in the first place). It's just a mostly Christian version of your average corrupt Middle Eastern shithole (or Far Eastern shithole, take your pick). Also, how can facts break national defense will? Wouldn't it, if you had smart people that weren't dumb bureaucrats, encourage you to invest more in your national security?

This is indeed correct. People in Europe expect USA to fight their imaginary future war for them. At least your average socialist voting weed smoking metropolitan who studies a science so soft it dulls your mind holds these expectations. When confronted, they'll declare that is is indeed futile to resist the enormous Russian army with your own... Despite the fact that the Russians has gotten their shit kicked in the last wars they've fought in. Afghanistan, Chechnya, and Ukraine...

Russia has a decent military, but a decent military can only defend its own borders. It is in no position to successfully invade, occupy, and pacify a different nation.

To be fair the US did it twice before

Full auto, assault brooms.

Ya'll should see this.

youtube.com/watch?v=QqjJvveODKM

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Didn't this happen like year or two ago? or did they do it again?

>during training
what else do you think was meant by exercise?

nice

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>spend 70 years drilling the idea that German militarism is badwrongfun
>surprised when their military is shit

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Lol, the us will be forced to occupy Europe, to keep them free of being occupied by Russia

They know Russia is a huge threat but why won’t they spend on the military? Oh it’s because Russia is only a threat to the US, which are the same people complaining that Germany won’t spend money on a proxy army for the us

Merkel is Sauramon getting told “build me an army worthy of Mordor

Germany is suffering from a sort of personnel trap that many western forces are also running into problems with, the worst being Argentina IIRC. They spend so much on troop costs that there's little money for anything else- politics both prevents them from lowering their troop numbers and increasing their budget.

>Oh it’s because Russia is only a threat to the US

Is that before or after they decide to march down on the rest of europe like they did before?

Isn't there like a rule that said they can't spend too much on the military after ww2 like Japan cos they were a threat also they