WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
Try and one up me
Protip you cant
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
Adam Peterson
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Noah Clark
You aren't even trying kid
Brandon Cox
>AMERICANS ARE THE BEST POOLOTS WE HAVE MORE TRAINING HOURS AND BETTER PROGRAMS THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
>*crashes trying to intercept biplane*
Alexander Jenkins
John Bell
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Jaxon Diaz
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>A USAFA-10ground attack aircraft, shoots down an IraqiBo-105helicopter using itsGAU-830mm cannon.
Other notable examples include the EF-111 Raven forcing a Mirage to crash crediting the Raven crew with an air-air kill.
Tyler Allen
half are great pilots, half are political appointed cock suckers
see john McCain
Nathaniel Price
>ywn smite your enemies in legitimate battle with an English longbow, while playing bagpipes and coup-de-grasing the wounded with your broadsword.
Caleb Cooper
Levi Fisher
You are fucking retarded. One or two minority hires managing to slip through the cracks and get their wings? Sure. Half? Get out of here kid.
Nathaniel Walker
go back to fucking goats.
Aaron Reyes
Jayden Cooper
>using itsGAU-830mm cannon.
Now that's a serious caliber.
Aaron Moore
>tfw no airborne Dora canon
Jonathan Gray
>richboy does nothing with his life
>shows up on D-Day after the area has already been taken hours before
>shoots a POW with a longbow
>throws luggage off a train because his large estate is near the train tracks
Jose Brown
>airborne GATLING Dora canon
Parker Smith
Thomas Cochrane, 10th Earl of Dundonald
>His whole insane career.
Ethan Perez
He wasn't present in Normandy
Aiden Mitchell
It always amazes me that pilots somehow manage to strafe trucks and other vehicles without getting so target fixated that they slow down enough to stall or simply fly into the ground, but can't do the same for slow moving aircraft.
The Germans apparently had the same problems in WW2.
Joshua Bailey
russian bias.
Gavin Martinez
>Flag
What did he mean by this?
David Gomez
Those were Croats iirc.
William Howard
Mein Negger shot down a Soviet plane with his Tiger's main gun.
Henry Moore
I think the gunner just did that, I wouldn't attribute it to Carius.
Charles Moore
From what I understand, Carius gave the order to shoot the plane and I believe he gave corrective orders for the second shot that hit? I could be wrong. He was there in the tank, though. That kill goes to the whole crew in my book, he just happens to be HNIC of that Tiger.
James Jenkins
two words for you boys
DIGBY'S UMBRELLA
Wyatt James
Get on this guy's fucking level
>"On 10 May 1945 over Okinawa, Marine Lieutenant Robert R. Klingman and three other pilots of VMF-312 climbed to intercept an aircraft they identified as a Kawasaki Ki-45 Toryu ("Nick") twin-engined heavy fighter flying reconnaissance at 25,000 feet (7,600 m), but the "Nick" began climbing higher. Two of the FG-1D Corsairs ceased their pursuit at 36,000 feet (11,000 m), but Marine Captain Kenneth Reusser and his wingman Klingman continued to 38,000 feet (12,000 m), expending most of their .50 caliber ammunition to lighten their aircraft. Reusser scored hits on the "Nick's" port engine, but ran out of ammunition, and was under fire from the Japanese rear gunner. Klingman lined up for a shot at a distance of 50 feet (15 m) when his guns jammed due to the extreme cold. He approached the "Nick" three times to damage it with his propeller, chopping away at his opponent's rudder, rear cockpit, and right stabilizer. The Toryu spun down to 15,000 feet (4,600 m) where its wings came off. Despite missing five inches (13 cm) from the ends of his propeller blades, running out of fuel and having an aircraft dented and punctured by debris and bullets, Klingman safely guided his Corsair to a deadstick landing.[42] He was awarded the Navy Cross.[43]"
Brody Kelly
>GAU-8 RoF = ~4000rpm
>Dora HE shell weight = 1500lbs
>6 million pounds per minute throw weight
>equivalent to firing a fully fuelled Saturn V at your enemy once per minute
Joseph Garcia
matchmaking can be a bit of a bitch sometimes
Adam Robinson
>Humans develop gigantic gatling gun to shoot incoming asteroid
>Never hit the target but it doesn't matter since the earth moved out of it's way from the recoil force
>mfw earth tumbles out of orbit and everything is fucked
Isaac Cruz
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Angel Garcia
>The Colts reached Site 85 early in the afternoon, and two began bombing and strafing passes as the others circled nearby. Coincidentally, Air America captain Ted Moore, flying a UH-1D Huey helicopter carrying ammunition to the site, saw the attack (“It looked like World War I,” he recalled.) and gave chase to a Colt as it turned back to the Vietnamese border. Moore positioned his helicopter above the biplane, as crewman Glenn Woods fired an AK-47 rifle down on it. The pursuit continued for more than 20 minutes until the second AN-2 flew underneath the helicopter. Dropping back, Moore and Woods watched as the first AN-2 dropped and crashed into a ridge just west of the North Vietnamese border. Minutes later, the second Colt hit the side of a mountain three miles farther north. The other Colts escaped, inactive observers throughout. Within hours a CIA-controlled ground team reached the crashed aircraft and found bullet holes in the downed planes.
TL:DR some dickheads in a UH-1D shoot down 2 fucking biplanes in Laos with an AK
Owen Baker
Just like on the eastern front.
Leo Lee
>An F-15E Strike Eagle fighter/bomber dropped a laser-guided bomb onto a Hughes 500 helicopter in the air.
Fucking kek.
Ian Nelson
underrated post
Brody Turner
>the helldiver pilot that killed 3 zeroes in a dogfight
>any kiowa ever
>po-2s keeping up germans at night
>charles carpenter
>the p-51 pilot that downed a messerschmidt taking off
theres tons of strange stories.
Owen Rogers
Imagine being so utterly BTFO you get a 500 lb bomb dropped on your helicopter.
Logan Cruz
Oh, hold on a second; I have something for faggots like you.
Jaxson Cox
Is this true? Have I been living a lie?
Chase Perez
>>HNIC
Head Nigger In Charge?
Thomas Cox
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IIRC The gunner on one of the 5 inch guns was still manning his station with both of his legs missing
Easton Clark
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TL:DR A Finnish soldier overdosed on heroin, skied for dozens of miles, got naked, and probably killed a bunch of soviets bare handed
Isaac Hall
If he can't have his legs, no one can
Tyler Morris
Pervitin is Meth dummy, if he had ODed on herion he wouldn't be going anywhere
Aaron Clark
Sorry but it's 3 in the morning and I don't actually know how to read
John Powell
>kiowa pilots
I don't know how their helicopters could fly while carrying the pilot's huge balls.
Thomas Wood
God why do their names sound so German?
David Adams
Christopher Carter
Anthony Allen
Carius agrees
“My gunner, Unteroffizier Kramer, can take credit for a deed that was probably unparalleled on the Eastern Front. That is, he succeeded in shooting down a Russian fighter with the Tiger Tank canon.”
Gabriel Mitchell
Nothing really beats the Austrian defeat at the Battle of Karánsebes in 1788.
Elijah Green
There's a story of a Brazilian pilot in WW2 on which he crashed his P47 behind german lines in Italy, then he walked all the way back into his base in the south. There's only links in Portuguese tho, so if interested you'll have to translate.
Gavin Reyes
Jaxson Lewis
Jack Bailey
Still not as much stopping power as my .45
William Stewart
Nathaniel Hall
cringe
Jace Young
holy shit its real.
Anthony Perry
>sell aircraft to sandniggers
>be surprised sandniggers get destroyed/crash
american iq
Evan Cooper
Jesus fucking Christ
Jack Cox
>chink says he is the brother of Jesus Christ
>starts rebellion
>second chink says he is actually Jesus himself
>starts rebellion within rebellion
>third chink says he is actually The Father
>starts rebellion within rebellion within rebellion
>in the end, 20 million chinks die
Adrian Thomas
>crashed behind enemy lines, then walked his way back across the frontline.
That happened, like, hundreds of times through the war. It's the SO fucking P.
Nolan Barnes
>Be me, Darius
>Athenians being uppity shits, funding rebels and generally being dicks
>invade Greece in retribution
>get absolutely fucking rekt at Marathon because I brought light infantry with wicker shields to fight phalanxes in bronze armor
>spend the next 10 years planning with my son Xerxes
>best we can come up with is to just try again with even more light infantry
Joseph Walker
>in the end, 20 million chinks die
Just another boring Saturday, then.
Kayden Gomez
tfw you'll never hear the real rebel yell irl
Anthony Cox
I heard a real rebel yell when I drove my cock up your Pa's menpussy.
Austin Nguyen
>Be me, Mao
>See sparrow eating rice
>Order sparrows exterminated so they won't eat our crops
>With sparrows gone, there's nothing around to eat locusts
>locusts eat all the crops
>millions of chinks die
>soiboi college kids still worship me anyways lol
Christopher Nguyen
>millions of chinks die
Literally a good thing literally even for chinks themselves.
Christopher Campbell
>Be me, Hirohito
>Have 1/17th the GDP of the US
>Declare war on them anyways
Lucas Davis
It's basically a native american battlecry.
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Ethan Johnson
Focus on one of the stars for 30 seconds and then look at a white wall.
Benjamin Price
It was back when America used to be white.
Colton Lee
Someone post the koreans who sudokued themselves because they got caught in a fishing net.
Thomas Foster
>american iq
Russian pilots
Sebastian Cooper
>a training image
>and NEVER killed anyone with a bow
Jack Baker
Dora's shells weight 10500 for he and 15500 for armor piercing.
Cameron Reed
Kiowa crews are bugshit crazy.
Luis Foster
Gavin Lee
>Hmm, our 10000lb shells don't seem to be going through enemy armor
Zachary Garcia
Far Cry 2 IRL
Gavin Edwards
Probably for castles and other strong fortifications.
Hmmmm, moving castles.
Hudson Carter
Get fucked turkniggers
Adam Clark
Hunter Perry
And Maxim Gorky I.
Levi Bell
Owen Morgan
Dominic Gutierrez
Matthew Davis
Finland.
Cooper James
RINMON
Oliver Baker
>yfw the avro was so good even a hamfisted russian version was able to achieve a 1:1 ratio under the hilariously awful soviet air command infrastructure
leafbros...
Grayson Davis
"In an attack on allied armour near Dreux on 17 August Eder shot down a Spitfire from very low altitude; it crashed between two M-4 Sherman tanks, destroying them both. Shortly after it he shot down a second Spitfire, which crashed on a third tank, setting it on fire."
Jaxson Morris
I loved his book personally. Put me on a Wehraboo phase for a while.
Elijah Peterson
i dont believe that at all
there is no reason for a jet to ever slow down to kill a biplane
just boom and zoom its dumb ass
Hunter Mitchell
and furthermore, any jet pilot would be smart enough and trained enough to know that.
Bentley Peterson
*turns*
nothing personall, vulcan 20mm
Nolan White
As far as I can tell just pulled that out of his ass.
Jonathan Powell
Isaac Stewart
The good ol' classic
>pic related i guess
Owen Ramirez
>(Possibly containing soup)
Grayson Allen