when pic related sits down beside you. He orders a plate of nachos and a Shiner Bock, then takes his glasses off, cleaning them on his shirt tail. When he does so you clearly see an USP 45 Compact at his 3 o’clock.
He looks at you and says, “hey buddy would you mind scooting over?”
What do?
Shoot him in the head and collect the bounty.
slap his girlfriends as and begin cumming and farting
Okay. Suck my balls.
I tell him burn notice was hard to watch after the first couple seasons.
>be at bar alone
>just broke up with girlfriend who loved me
>treated me like a king
>ignored her because I don't care for anyone much less myself
>she tries desperately to fix things
>I never change, what's the point
>tell her one day I'll fix myself
>she hugs me and says she'll be waiting
>I'll never change
>poindexter half my size tells me to scoot over
>notice his weapons
>fantasize about him putting a bullet through my fucking head
>scoot over without saying a word and go back to texting my friend how my ex is a controlling bitch
This desu
Are you literally me?
>she hugs me and says she'll be waiting
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
Just try harder, nobody ever gets that second chance.
fuck you i want a second chance now too
Not everyone deserves a second chance, user. As much as I wanted one, I know I didn't deserve it. I still don't deserve it. I'll never change. I loved the shit out of that girl, but there's no way in hell I deserve to be happy.
So I just go on and keep smiling until I can't anymore.
Noguns detected
I'm not the poster you were replying to by the way, just someone in a similar situation. Except my girl stopped waiting, and the last time I spoke to her, said she wants nothing to do with me anymore. I'm pretty much just a walking disaster area. I should probably get on some antidepressants or something.
>gf wants to know why I'm texting female coworker
>gladly show her the receipts because I proudly turned that THOT down several times
>gf is still upset
>I get mad because I was honest and faithful
>"user, you talked with her ten times more than you ever did with me."
>realize spent more time talking to worthless THOT than girl who loved me
>realize I don't care about a girl who legit loves me and takes care of me at every turn
She deserves better because I know I'll never change
Tell him to get away from my Mexican gf, shoot him when he doesn't, run out the back door, mount a horse, ride out to the badlands of New Mexico, come back to El Paso, get shot, and finally die in the street.
cradled by two loving arms that you died for
>tfw secured the title of workplace wierdo for singing this in the middle of a staff meeting because someone mentioned that they used to live in El Paso
Oh shit, was this at Rosa's?
>be a motivationless 25 year old loser making 28k a year
>Every time I put my mind to something, whether it be improving my own situation or being involved in GF's life, I fail and give up
>Emotionally drained 90% of the time except when I force myself to be social
>Can't even get myself out of bed on weekends when I'm not working before noon when I used to go to the gym every other day
>Gradually distance myself from GF because even though she never let on, I could tell my depression was having an effect on her
>After a while I thought or convinced myself that she just wasnt into me anymore, despite previously having a VERY vibrant and kinky sex life
>She still wanted to fuck, but I just wasn't into it anymore, despite her being a solid 8/10 cutie
We never even officially broke up. We just stopped talking. The last text I got was like six paragraphs long explaining how much she loves me but can't do it anymore because I'm such a fucking loser. She asked that I never message her again, so I haven't, not even to comment on anything she said in that message.
I wish I could be better. I love her so much, but I've pretty much just accepted that I'm trash.
>got tired of waiting
>don't care about a girl who legit loves me
>no way in hell I deserve to be happy
The lights go out each night at 11
Up and down the street there's not a sound
Each night I pray peaceful sleep will find me
And just then the local memory comes around...
night lads
>explaining how much she loves me but can't do it anymore because I'm such a fucking loser. She
ow
>he had a gf
You're such a fucking faggots holy shit
5'0, sort of chubby but not overweight, degenerate furfag into all sorts of the kinky shit that I am, good at artsy shit, played Archage a bunch, cute as a button.
I wouldn't have ignored the message if she wasn't totally correct. The worst part is that I had so much time to fix things. She didn't explicitly say it like the other user, but she told me she still thought about me and all that. I just kept on opening up old wounds every time we spoke, and I don't blame her one bit for finally telling me to fuck off.
>guy sits down next to you
>tells YOU to scoot over
>fuck this guy
guys stop
ITT: one time hopefuls turned incels coming to terms with their bleak future.
Trump didn't ask for a pity party, you weiners.
>actually ITT
>played Archage a bunch
She really was a glutton for punishment, then.
In every way imaginable. it was great.
Post Ian memes to relieve the sadness
How about you fuckers fix yourselves. Cancel your tv and internet and trade in ur phone for a flip phone. Boom now you cant jerk to internet porn and will not waste time on video games or tv shows. Read at least a hundred pages of a book a day and work out 5 days a week. Try it for a month. Guaranteed you will not just feel, but be better.
>relationships only end due to physical inadequacies
Oh sweet child
>his suggestions also included literature, less technology time and cleaner living
>all wonderful things to improve yourself
>but you're a lazy piece of fat shit and it enraged your twinkie munching ass that he suggested you move farther than your thrice-an-hour journey to the fridge so you've disregarded all of the advice
You're probably a colossal emotional vacuum to be around with that kind of attitude and you probably did the best thing for both of you.
Well do you have any French Long? I'm asking for a friend.
> It's another depressed Jow Forums episode
>I suggested literature!
>insults devolve into "you're fat!"
When you date enough women you will understand that faults lie beyond physical and intellectual.
Sleep well summer child.
Your thoughts are your life. Force yourself to think another way and your life shall go that way. Your brain perceives everything around you in the light you think about it. Just start by doing little things, you cant reframe your whole perspective in a day. Start doing one little routine every day to improve yourself, be it brushing your teeth or showering or whatever the hell. Add another once that ones routine. And just keep stacking to be a little more productive and show yourself you can accomplish things when you set your mind to it. Happiness wont come instantly, happiness wont last permanently, but it starts with how you MAKE yourself act to ever see the ass crack of it. Just keep trying. When you accept the depressions view of you it only gets harder and harder to climb out.
>honest to fucking god my most rudimentary way of fixing your life if nothing else does is pot. If you cant naturally produce happiness chemicals smoking them works at making it bearable. Its how i survived highschool without shooting myself.
>implying Jow Forums isn't one long melodrama
Call him a faggot for carrying the USP.
galaxy
why do you gotta go there man?
Was fake as shit. The only stupider story Jow Forums bought was Misha.
No hablo ingles.
No, you're too slow Robotnik!
i slap his girlfriends ass
cut his face off and mail it to his parents with a note that says "oiga blanco nino ¿donde es la servicios?" jajajaja matar todo narcos"
So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden.
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat,
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.
Out the back door of Rosa's I ran,
Out where the horses were tied.
I caught a good one,
It looked like it could run.
Up on it's back
And away I did ride
Just as fast as I could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the bad-lands of New Mexico.
Holy fuck I never noticed that was the same actor, I guess glasses and a mustache really are a good disguise
i don't believe you
Lol this is no joke how I met my first spook of the door kicking type. Except instead of a cantina in El Paso it was a bar in Lagos.
plz dont post this anymore
>has no argument
>Sweet Summer Child
Yup, another cringy lardo.
Ask him if I could have his autograph and maybe a kiss, cause I have huge faggot crush on Jeffery Donovan.