OOHRUH MUHREEN COUR!!!
*eats crayons
OOHRUH MUHREEN COUR!!!
Eli Fisher
Ryan Martinez
Why is that stupid? The article says that had the problem solved in 45 seconds, so it seems it worked okay to me.
William Watson
Totally not some boomers fantasy
Jonathan Gutierrez
This is why
Camden Martin
MURHEEEENZZZ BEND RIFL DUN WORK HUUUU
Isaac Wright
I don't see the problem. He had a tool available and he used is. Until the day in some far flung future universe that USA picks an enemy capable of electronic warfare, that sort of thing will only get more commonplace.
Jacob King
He should have honestly understood the weapon better if he was going to put his, and other people's lives on it functioning. But he was smart to talk to someone who DID understand the weapon and was able to correct the issue. The story seems silly but it worked out for the best and should be a cautionary tale not to fuck with a machine you don't fully understand
Justin Hernandez
>had to call CS for a problem that could be fixed in 45 seconds
Xavier Taylor
the problem is that he couldn't fix it in the first place. It's like an IT person calling customer support because his computer won't get an internet connection because the ethernet plug fell out. It's laughable that they couldn't fix it themselves after all their training
Brayden Rivera
so much for knowing your weapon.
Dominic Ortiz
>every marine is a rifleman
>but the riflemen don't know how rifles work
Adam Moore
>Dank yu for khalling kustomar servis. My name is Tom, how may I assist ju today?
>*rampant gunfire*
>My gun don't werk!
>I am very sorry to heer dat sir. Is de problem mechanical?
>*explosion*
>I-I think so, yes!
>Okay. Since de problem is mechanical I am going to transfer you to de maintenance department, is dat okay?
>*wilhelmscream.ogg*
>Just do it!!!
>Okay, sir I am now transferring you to de maintenance department. Dank you have a nice day.
>*hold music*
>"Thank you for holding. We value our customers. Your hold number is... forty-seven. Your estimated wait time is... two-hours."
Colton Cooper
forced meme
Ayden Adams
Kek
Andrew Thompson
>gun no work
>rather then waste time fucking around you ask someone who knows what they're talking about
>gun now works
Thomas Sanders
So how many of y’all have actually been in a legit firefight before?
Nolan Hughes
As opposed to an illegitimate one?
Ian Reed
I really hate to break this to the high-speeds in this thread, but most service members don't know much about their weapons past the basic firing and functioning level.
I've met 18B's who know less about weapons than I do.
>t. Army welfare queen
Jack Cook
Anthony Ross
Despite it being a simple problem the Marine was smart enough to think of a way to find a solution
Lucas Watson
jej
Bentley Harris
What is the ear of the lower receiver?
Jaxson Mitchell
It listens for the proper timing to grab and feed the next bullet
Jackson Smith
Top kek
James Cook
Kek
Bentley Gray
Have they promoted him to Colonel yet?
Asher Anderson
Colonel? That's an understatement, this man should be at least a Major General.
Jackson Hall
don't be retarded, the man clearly belongs in MARSOC.
Cooper Rogers
watch CMLL
Kevin Ramirez
>Implying they don't headhunt from the Army SF community for MARSOC
Let's get real, he should be promoted to Commandant of the Marine Crops
Justin Ramirez
William Perez
kek
Jack Allen
My fucking sides!
Someone cap this shit for posterity.
Leo Ward
Jow Forumsapped
Lucas Allen
Why are you all being such fags
Juan Perez
>he didnt know about this story 10 years ago from the military channel weaponology show
>mfw somehow I'm old
And it was an M82, NOT an M107
Nicholas Nguyen
Much appreciated.
Joshua Young
>*wilhelmscream.ogg*
Alexander Long
Kayden Sanders
Success breeds jealousy.
Austin Price
Good man.
Lucas Carter
My fucking sides
Luis Carter
Jej
Cameron Fisher
>jpg on a screencap
Jow Forums is full of toothless hillbillies I swear.
Alexander Martin
10/10 operator.
>Army
>try SPORTS, fails, then gets overrun and butchered on GoPro
>Navy
>drops rifle, tries to run, can't and then calls for back-up
>back-up shows up and takes a RPG killing them all
>rest of team is killed except for a Sole Survivor... roll credits.
>Marines
>call the customer support during a firefight, getting the weapon back in the fight
>Jow Forums makes fun of them
Jow Forums is full of twigs and fatties that couldn't make it through a week of Marine boot camp, that's why the levels of salt surpass the Dead Sea.
Kevin Perez
Kek
Samuel Gomez
hahaha
aaaahhhhahahahaa
Jason Turner
he is the very model of a modern major general
Blake King
seething crayola connoisseur
Cameron Taylor
It really is summer in here
Joshua Morris
Jayden Barnes
Because theyre armyfaggots and not Chad Marines.
Luis Martin
This. Holy shit. I've got an Army guy with me today at work who I am orienting as an ER Nurse. This guy knows jack shit. When we began talking about guns he just kept saying, "lol yeah dude I just want an M4 with a cool scope on it like the Navy SEALS!"
"Hahah, well you can probably build something like an M4 it's pretty easy."
"Nah, I dont have my license to build guns. Besides I dont want an AR. I want an M4"
"Okay bud."
Idiot.
Charles Thomas
>t.antifag scum
Levi Sanders
It’s so old you fagot kid
Cameron Williams
This. Both of this. It's insane how many people still just assume .mil=GUN MASTA FLEX. Some will know good knowledge and technical info.
Most have zero reason to in any deep capacity beyond "does my piece go bang when I need it to."
Blake Rogers
This seems like the most reasonable post in the thread.
Nathaniel Adams
From what I can guess he probably was never trained or briefed on the maintenance of a M107 or was anyone else in his squad probably. Happens all the time in deployments where guys are pressed into service on weapons they never trained for