How would you get out of this situation?

How would you get out of this situation?

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Accept death. There is no negotiating with niggers.

>Unless you have a job application in your shirt pocket and they curiously take it out before slaughtering you and disintegrate upon reading it

don't get in that situation to begin with.

>How would you get out of this situation?
If it's not just some photo op, then I guess you are done.
The sweet release of a very quick death by bullet to the brain is the best thing you can hope for at that point.

> if I am not released in the next 5 minutes, my associate will forward all of your current addresses to the local family court for child support payments

>>Jow Forums

Rev up my dick sucking lips.

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Start sucking dick
Offer my vergin white sister daughter and mother as sex slaves

I'm the guy holding the machete, why would I want to get out of killing a nigger?

Understand that at this point you are already dead. The best you can hope for is that they get good footage immediately so you can die quickly. Otherwise they're going to be moving you around with a half-slit throat to get better shots.

Absolutely underrated

Join them, become theyre best assassin.

Brazil?

Those are obviously filthy mex

I was waiting for this post.

I wouldn't be too worried about the guys with standard-cap mags hanging out of their guns to make them look like they're extendos

Can't wait til this becomes more common in the US, diversity is our strength

Teleport behind them.

I'd get a raging hard on and start acting insane whooping and twitching. Freak the fuckers out, take one of their guns and shoot myself in the head.

Start cutting my self on the machete while speaking in tongue. If I'm lucky they'll be superstitious enough to gtfo.

They're spics so it's possible.

It is a photo op, you dumb nog. None of those handguns are ready to fire. You can even see the magazines aren't inserted fully nor is the hammer drawn on the revolver.

"I have a $100 gift card for KFC, but I have to be there in person to use it"

Kek

>How would you get out of this situation?
Pay you debts

calm down you sperg

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You don't belong here. Time to go back.

1.By dying
2.Offer Sexual favors
3. Be a main jojo villain and use whatever time related super power you have

Throw a burrito at them

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you're the one with your sandy panties in a bunch here, sperging out like a child

Break a virgin Mary candle or point and shout "¡este es la chupacabra! " then run. If they are mex that means they're turbo manlets, 5'6" max.

>salt
>sandy panties
>sperging

Calling others a child. Back to r*ddit with you.

I'm not the one who came out of the gate with unnecessary insults like a child.
I just reacted.

Im the only one who knows where the gold is buried

>nor is the hammer drawn on the revolver
its a double action you sperg it doesn't need to be

Chill the fuck out

>says the guy who thinks double action revolvers need to be cocked

Fucking noguns children.

Release the dead man's switch

>being this retarded

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allahu akbar

Talk my way out

>salt referring to anything but well used cammies

I wish reddit was an affluent public high school.

I would be the first one to shoot him, so I can go home early.

hey guys im totally from four chan too
oh my spacing? thats just normal
not from reddit

I don't get into that situation in the first place because I'm white and live in the backwoods of the Appalachians.

Have a friend with a rifle 100 yards away

Is reddit the best argument you have whenever you disagree with someone?
Going to say I'm autistic next?

*gets gangraped at gunpoint by cousins*

Stay in school!

The magazines aren't insterted so fall backwards and try to kick someone or something like that?