Confession Thread

Do you seriously do something because women say so? Fucking retard.

here's a kopipe for you to get REAL mad at

>meet an infantry officer i know at the local pub
>he's surprised I'm still in; thought i was releasing
>continue drinking, trading gripes
>several non-releaseable stories later, talk about a mutual friend and through his story learn that the CF actually does try, albeit not very hard, to take proper care of people who were in infantry in 2008 in high-tempo afghanistan deployments
>immediately reflect on my boss's stories of being on ships in syria and life advice given in bars during Orca or NABS stints

moral of the story: it gets better, and people care about you in the forces. It doesn't always seem so and it's not as if they're always equipped to do it properly, but there is a distinct level of caring about you as a human being that is not present in normal workplaces. The CF doesn't care, but the people in it do.

but it makes information security literally impossible to maintain when it comes to yourself and your doings, and it can take a long time before your genuine issues are brought to light and fixed. It takes a caring chain of command at all levels, which is rarely available, and it takes genuine need for help, which is subjective, but

Life is not a fairy tale, but things are okay at least sometimes. Not everything is a trap. Only a lot of things are, but not all of them.

It's government work, so I would never recommend overtly asking for help, but it's also an armed force full of degenerates, failures, and other friendly people like yourself, so people in your own office (or wherever it is you report to in starting the work day) might be able to help you feel better.

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>mfw this entire thread
this is NOT warfighter approved!

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i don't watch anime

I've been shooting at least twice a month for years but I'm still really fucking terrible at shooting rifles and handguns.
I'm pretty decent with shotguns though.

Doing the same confessions
>made the soiZ meme to get a cheap CZ75 and it worked
>shit posted the boomer meme to kill the soiZ meme
>I put berdan .308 in the brass buckets at my range
>I give advice here that’s will either ruin guns, or hurt/kill someone if followed
>I vote liberal(and for gun control) because I want to crash this ship already, while owning 12 guns
I feel no remorse for any of this

You are absolute chaos

When I shoot a C7(or C8) prone, I shoot it like a machine gun. As in, mag dug in, but my off-hand is on the top of the stock instead of the foregrip. It's comfier and my groupings are basically the same.

And in vidya, despite being an angery cunt, I usually align to ice or elec elements. Probably because, unlike a proper Jow Forumsommando, I value pressure over raw damage

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In the very unlikely case that this is true please die in a fire.

i hate gun bros, gun nerds, and gun creeps

i hate....gosh i have so much hate

I hate every gun owner I meet. There has only ever been one that I have actually like talking to about guns. I own 51 guns and almost no one knows other than family and a few friends.

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same. they're all fudds, alt-righters, royalists, mallninjas, antifa, commies, and other such retards.

>I value pressure over raw damage
so this is the kind of ""person"" who thinks .22lr is useful, huh

>canadians actually think .22 is useful

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>he doesn't shoot varmints with .22 and stew them
You miss out on so much life.

It's useful for having a comfy and cheap afternoon at the range and teaching noguns, yeah.
What's it to you, fag

t. dumb bongs who can't have master race AR15 assault rounds

I want to buy new Turkish guns, and I want to buy from Springfield.

Yeah we can.
You can't own multiple firearms and calibers where you live?

Post your gun right now faggot bong.

>canadians actually think
questionable at best

Probably getting a .308 AR sometime in the next few months.

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nice google search faggot. Post YOUR gun or gtfo. You can't. You're already BTFO. And you're already fully OBSESSED. Fully owned by the United States. Faggot bong. :)

I know for a FACT that citizens of the UK cannot have a regular AR 10 with a 20 round magazine, .308 cartridge and semi-auto.

You can't even have semi auto rifles other than .22lr huh?

You were going on about canadians 10 minutes ago and I'm a leaf
Why did you switch to bongs

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I think the MAT49 is the best looking post ww2 SMG

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Fully and foreverially owned by me. You are 100$ brainraped and dominated and obsessed. :)

>I share a country with retards like this

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Lol. You stupid larping faggot bong. The only ""people"" you share a country with are muzzie towelheads, Nigel. Do you have a license to post here? Bin that phone! Or else.

>*opens up british police twitter*
>*prepares to report you*

We're watching. :) And we can get you. And get you bad. :)

my dad was shot and killed when I was 11. But he fucking deserved it
>dad always had a temper and could be a hard ass
>he's the kind of guy who would turn any altercation into a fistfight
>he would never hurt me or my family, and was a kind man but picture red forman but more violent
>one day he comes back from the mechanic, pissed as all hell and talking about teaching somebody a lesson
>oh boy here we go
>seen this before, mom just brushes it off and says not to do anything too violent
>some teenager at the mechanic's got into an argument with my dad over a bill, and the kid told my dad to go fuck himself
>dad went home to get a bat to "scare the shit out of the punk"
>charges into the office and makes swinging motions
>the kid took a gun from behind the counter and shot him
>he got cleared on self defense
>my mother told me and my siblings that dad was murdered for no reason and the killer got away with it
>believed this until I was 16 when my aunt told me the whole truth about what an asshole my dad could be and was surprised it didnt happen sooner

its weird reading about self defense scenarios and ccw threads knowing my dad was the bad guy in one of those incidents

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my confession?
Im a huge fucking nerd, ive never had to struggle for anything, I grew up in a comfy middle class life style and part of me wishes I did have it rough so I could be tougher. I think im a huge pussy and hate myself sometimes, I like guns and prepping because it makes me feel like im in charge for once, that if I were to ever run into a life threatening scenario in my small ass town that hasnt had a violent crime occur in 15 years I would be ready.
I get anxious even arguing with customers at my retail job, anything type of confrontation makes me nauseous and I start shaking. I want to join the army and be a bad ass and learn to have some back bone but sometimes I think all of this, Jow Forums, guns, the military, ect is just me larping to feel tough when deep down im just fucking pathetic

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I legitimately think Jow Forums has emotionally stunted me. I spend too much time here, I look forward to it all day and I no longer feel bad for wasting an entire day sitting on my computer shitposting and dicking around on the internet.
Talking to girls, partying, going out to bars or doing drugs makes me anxious and the whole time I think
>I cant wait until this is over so I can go post on Jow Forums and read the same threads over and over

the really scary thing? Thats not bothering me as much any more either

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2real2notfeel

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>I sold a ruger .22 to some dumbass kid because I said it was based on a Luger and is "basically the same thing"
>I got 400 dollars for it
>when I was a newbabyguns and didnt own any firearms my friend would take me shooting his. I fucked up the adjustable sights on his revolver so he would miss, buy more ammo and try to "improve his accuracy" and would let me come and shoot
>during the winter I cc in a double shoulder holster rig for fun
>I would b fine if every company stopped making new guns for the next 10-15 years just so I can catch up and buy everything on my ever expanding wish list

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fuck dude

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same. neet jokes cut a little too deep sometimes because of how true it is

at least im not a fucking fat ass and practice proper hygiene

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Honestly fucking same. I get up, post on Jow Forums, hit the gym, 30 minutes of cardio, 2 hours of lift, 20 minutes of dry sauna. Then I get home, make lunch/dinner, and shitpost until 12pm
This has been my routine for three years now. I only come out of the house for groceries, gym time, and just driving around sometimes.

I moved into a new apartment for to start a job at the local university, my roommate is letting his mate store his stuff here while he’s at OCS. Found that pic related is stored in my room, being the nosy asshole that I am.

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my dad sold drugs. Not just weed wither, but coke and pills. Didnt know it until I was busted for weed in high school and my parents tried a holier than thou approach, until my uncle pointed out that they used to sell.
I then relized that "uncle"
>terry
>bobby
>jamal
>skinner
>fat earl
were his customers

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Join the army indeed.
>but army sucks ass.
That's the point. Leaving comfortable hugbox = entering environment that sucks ass.
>but I'll be bullied and humiliated
That's the point. You'll be a bitch still, by average standards But you'll be less of a bitch than most people in your bumfuck town.
>but deep down I'm still a pathetic nobody
Everyone is a pathetic nobody deep down. The "back bone" is nothing but a tool for keeping your head above said deep down for as much as one you.
>but I don't want to die for de joo
If you are a right fucking wuss - you will never end up in a unit that actually gets deployed.

>I go through phases where I stop giving a shit about guns.
>Some months Im really into guns and thats all I care about and look at.
feels, I know them.

Who pays your bills?

Nothing wrong with that. Jow Forums is not any mor pointless than the absolute most of other types of entertainment. Hell, it's better than all the passive, since here you actually engage other people. And it just so happens that it's more entertaining for you than most other activities.

And the largest kicker? It's entirely normal - MOST people find arguing with strangers without any consequences inherently entertaining. Imageboards are not the Most Popular Thing Ever (yet) because they are hard to monetize, and the first impressions are usually too much for a total normie who already has facebook.

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I want to be eaten by a giantess.

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>tfw I have a notes section in my phone for thread ideas that pop into my head throughout the day that I want to post
>cant wait until I get home and boot up Jow Forums

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I do. I'm independently wealthy after selling my stock during Sandy Hook and investing in the stock market. I "make" roughly 30k a year on dividends from my holdings. I also have an emergency fund.

this
and this

Some days I get into a frothing rage at liberals and commies and want to go khorne beserker on them for trying to ruin my country. Most days though Im pretty chill and go to work, work out, cook and fuck my qt mongolian gf.

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Kill yourself and go back to /d/

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The main reason why I don't want an AR is I find that charging handle setup stupid and I'm insanely hard to please with ergos.

>I go through phases with hobbies
Yeah that's pretty typical in a first world country

Its retarded for shooting supressed.

user dont ever touch another mans gun withouse asking. Thats like you want to die.

I hope your dog gets run over

I own an AR-15 and AR-10. .22LR is extremely light and better on the trail when you're not hunting medium game.

Lol you obsessed eurocuck. Go back to your OBSESSED forums back home, nigel. :)

You should look into Crosshill or JP. They make AR receivers that have a non-reciprocating charging handle on the side of the gun.
Just expect to pay out the ass for JP; they make Geissele look cheap.

Also, Faxon makes the ARAK-21; it's a mutt of an upper and $1,200, but they seem to be popular enough.

ive NDed twice but when ever i see and ND thread i shit on the people who have NDed
Despite getting burned by KCI twice with Glock and FAL mags i still for some reason bought the garbage AR mags
I dont understand why this board hates 40 but then loves 10mm to me its like hating 380 but love 9mm

I was tired of crime so I started carrying my gun illegally. I use government grant and scholarship money to pay for my guns.

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I still pretend my dick is a GAU-8 on an A-10 whenever I pee.
It's fun.

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I don't even own any firearms, and probably never will

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How did you nd twice user, I want to hear the story.

OUT NOW

Gook

such is life in britbongistan

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Maybe you are the problem?

Enjoy your ban.

There is unironically a huge amount of cancer in the gun community.

Just visit a hardware store and make a bullet hose or a pipe shotgun and stop being such a cu*k.

I got a revolver and its fun and aesthetic, but I kinda wish I got a Glock 43 so I could carry a small pistol when hiking and stuff.

The only one larping is this guy and you faggots have all fallen for the bait.

>I shave my body so women will like me better

Beautiful.

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This same post again? You need a new line

I get easily bored by my guns that I'm not allowed to hunt with. I don't really want guns that are just range toys.

Share bizness secrets user pls.

Get lucky
Work on interpreting normie fears
Every investment is just advanced gambling
All investing is gambling
Never fucking ever spend what you cant afford to
Treat every dollar you invest as though you'll literally never see it again

I'm no fucking investor or banker or whatever. I'm just a dude who got exceedingly lucky in life. I know next to nothing about investing, I was just lucky enough to hedge my bets on the right company once and to have had 10 years of retail working money behind me.

Nice.

I started flipping knives for profit but it's such a hassle. Stock and bonds are the next step.

I figured if I'm such a NEET faggot with such expenses I could at least gamble it investing instead of buying more fucking knives or miniatures.

I am far more afraid of a relationship with a women then I ever was under enemy fire and I dont know why

Im starting a relationship with this girl right now and something in the back of my head is screaming to end it and Ill nit pick little unattractive things and try to make myself think im better off being a neet

on a similar but unrelated note, Im having a hard time maintaining a boner when we start to fuck. Last time....didnt go so well. Is it just nerves or do I have some intimacy issues, and how to fix them?

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Spend less time whacking off to porn

Maybe ur gay