You bathe in the lake, suddenly pic pops up, aims at you and says "Guten tag". Your last words?

You bathe in the lake, suddenly pic pops up, aims at you and says "Guten tag". Your last words?

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Your bolt isn't fully in battery

tell him that his bolt isn't fully engaged

you lose the game

I go underwater and start swimming in random directions because bullets aren't quite as fast underwater.

"Wie gehts?"

*BANG*

Ein herzliches Sieg Heil, Kamerad.
Ist Ivan mal wieder in der Gegend ?

Hier ist Fischen nur mit der Angel und höchstens 2 Anbissstellen erlaubt!

why the fuck am I bathing in a lake

realize a bathtub is a man made lake

my whole life is a lie

">Auf widersehen"
>his head explodes from my strategically placed sniper

AHH LE NOT MAINING MEMe :)

le charlie epic random wildcard fake vidya xd tv/ editon ;^^^)

gentleman :---)


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PIZZA ROLLS r DONE!!!
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
*unsheathes katana*
wellllllllll m’goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat, but wacht this !!!!
*charges up energy*
*goes super sainant*
*raises paw*
hhmmmmmmmmm.......


XD NINJAS RAWR PIE CAKE IS A LIE XDDD


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le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

le epin troll i coax youed int o al e ruxze xD D D tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
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upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r :)

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epic simply epic :^) i tip my hat to u sir

*tips fedora*

lol cool 1 bro i almost piss mystlelf in lafter xD
gud joke man

##wreckt

my sides r in space :)


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le rick from pawn stars? hahahaha le mayonaise
fucking epic ass meme :D! g

wtf

Too many krauts itt.

Now this is some grade a autism

Was geht Brudi

YEEEEAAAAHHÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

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>Your last words?
"Say 'auf weidersehen' to your Nazi balls."

I don't say anything, I just shoot him.

youtu.be/hnFdTXtFdSE?t=2m43s

Ja heil

I say 'haben einen guten tag' as he swims away

Guter Versuch, aber dieses mal nicht
*bläht sich auf*

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SHALLOW MY BROTHER! YOUR MIGHTY DEUTCH BOLT IS NOT ENCLOSED BUT MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME OVERTHROW THE JEWS IN ISRAEL AND HELP ME MAKE A BETTER JEWISH-GERMAN EMPIRE YES?

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I'm using this to shitpost on Jow Forums.

Shoo shoo, dirty jew

youtube.com/watch?v=C0aWrDcM988

epic post my fren

Bestes antwort.

Ronni ist wüttend.

Ja, ja, ja, sind wir wieder da.

Aber warum?

O.O

And now you're about to say "Any last words, you scheisser?"

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^^;

pfostiere in epischen Faden

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"Auf Wiedersehen, Schweinhund"

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1488 dont shoot brother.

^-^

Deine Kammer ist nicht vollständig verriegelt, Kamerad!

Hallo mien fellow squid

Jump in the water. He still has to finish cycling the bolt. Once I'm underwater then he can't shoot me...until I have to come up for air. But my experimental years prepared me well enough for that.

"Heil Hitler!"

Allahu akbar, Then I magically turn into a Muslim so I get to rape his girlfriend while I cut his head off and he cries because he wasn't tolerant enough.

"General Kenobi"

There has to be a way to make that work without killing you.

youtube.com/watch?v=n7zfnbdyAW8

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Overjoyesly thank him for killing me. It’s a win win, I die and he doesn’t get pride in the kill because it was handed to him

swim underwater and suck his dick

Achtung ein Spitfire, Schnell! Schnell!