When I was shitposting on Jow Forums a spider came up to me, and I got scared and smashed it. I feel sad now and decided to give it a proper funeral
A wolf spider’s proper funeral, the Jow Forumsomando way
Cameron James
Logan Ramirez
Cremate it with gunpowder,
Nathaniel White
Built it a pyre and burn it
Christian Walker
>HAHH HURR WATXH ME BE AUTISTIC LOL SK QUIRKY HAHAH FIRE AND GUNS LOL JUS A SPIDERBRO
/KAY/ A MAGICAL PLAAYCE
Noah Johnson
A penny for good luck, the paper clip I killed it with, and a nail to act as a sword.
Charles Foster
Lighting the match
Julian Morgan
Add the gunpowder
Ryan Carter
I don't think that's a wolf spider OP, wolf spiders are bigger.
Nathan Young
entomb yourself in the bathroom with him to serve as his eternal companion in the afterlife.
Robert Hernandez
Press F to pay respects
Oliver Lopez
God, Jow Forums is so lame.
Jason Jones
F.
May he slay many a centipede in wolf spider Valhalla or heaven or wherever the fuck spiders go.
Jose James
Fuck, didn’t work. RIP in piss, faggot spider
Dominic Garcia
F
Dominic Sanchez
See you in Valhalla
Luke Diaz
You'll never make it.
Christian Butler
Glory glory, what a hell of a way to die.
David Price
Glory...glory, what a hell of a way to die.
Colton Perry
Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die....
Chase Wood
And he ain’t gonna jump no more!
Aiden Wright
sensing a strange lack of cum
Evan Collins
and originality
Nathan Brooks
Shit, I think the spider’s funeral fucked up the toilet. May we wish maximum violence upon it and every other living thing.
David Miller
>fucked up the toilet
Ayden Johnson
>spider fits on penny
>got scared
Don't come to Arizona. (That's a quarter in pic related.)
Logan Moore
>Scared of tarantulas
Go back to cali
Tyler Perry
F
Learn from this OP, spiders are our friends who protect us from fuckers like mosquitos, wasps, hornets, and other undesirable creatures.