"there will be no guns in this house, user!"

Try hiding it better. Can't scream at ya if she can't find it.

>Intruder breaks into house
>You shoot intruder
>user WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING HIDING A GUN IN OUR HOUSE, GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE NOW.

mommy gf alert

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I also haven't bought ammo yet so the best I can manage is throwing it at people really hard or pretending it's loaded

>people posting on Jow Forums still live with their mothers

Then get out, I fucking own the house,
Stupid fucking shtwits.

Don't do the latter. You'll get killed.

THEN THERE WILL BE NO HOUSE, MOM

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As if there would be nobody talking about traps on Jow Forums without me.

>user you cant keep GUNS in this house
>you are gonna have to keep them at your grandparents
>yeahsureokwhatever
>dont take them and keep then in room
>she stops caring
pretty cool how she just didnt give a shit and just never questioned me even though I know she knows they are in there.

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This is the best answer.

This would just be hilarious.

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"There will be guns in this house, user. No ifs, ands, or buts, so here's $500 and you better come back with a firearm!"

Haha nobody realizes it now but this genius won the war by playing the long game.

Fine then, what about claymores?

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>sister says no guns allowed in her car
>she tries to get into my truck, tell her no noguns allowed

Rump roasted.

40mm......what....WHAT

>be 18 move out with 0 guns
>be 19 suddenly have 10 guns
everything went better than expected

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>being a faggot

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And who are you? You can't be my mom, because she's dead, you can't be my sister because she likes and owns guns just as much as I do, and you can't be my gf/wife because she doesn't exist? So what power do you think you have over me, exactly?

MOVE OUT
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ah to be 19 again. don't take it for granted, user

Guess the hidden gun.

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>when your parents come over to your house and tell you what to do.

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>showing parents around my first apartment after moving out.
>user when did you get all these guns?
>mfw

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Kek.

>Showing your parents your guns

It's for solving problems the FX-9750GII can't

Well, its not a gun, its my wife.

A soldier is not complete without his rifle.

Type 56 due to the hooded front sight.

>tfw my parents are somewhat anti gun
>tfw they still let me buy a vz-58 parts kit when i was 17,(at the time) because they know i would commit a wrong act of violence

lmao my dad loves guns, we go shooting together all the time and I show him all my guns.

>fuck you nigger i'll doxx ur ass

Not quite, its a VZ58 mummy doesn't know about lol

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it's MY house. I paid for it.
Get the fuck out.

>Mommy hasn't found my Hi-Point I use to do real nigga shit

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My parents are fucking retarded like this but they know I have a place to move to for free if I don't put up with this

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>When newfags come from Reddit to ruin your board

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>bring home SKS after saving up from my first McWageslave job
>mom tells me to get that shit out of the house
>autistically mumble something about selling it online
>never sell it, just keep it stashed in a closet

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"Bitch I make the rules here."
*Cocks AR*
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun..."

Only correct response

//thread

yikes you bought an SKS? The only reason people ever bought them is because they were cheap. They're way overpriced now.

>Parents come over
>Mom sees cabinet and asks about it
"that is where my rifles and shotguns are"
>Mom freaks out, asks to see them
>Show 8 rifles/shotguns
>Mom still freaking out and go to bathroom
>Dad speak while she is away
"I want to try out that lever rifle and AR when your mom isnt here"

OK THEN

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Fuck off mom I moved cities to get away from your bullshit. This is why Dad left you.

Bitch, get the FUCK out of my house,

You have to be 18 to be on this site

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is good rifle, comrade.

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>forgets /msg/ exists

I’m fucking crying

get out of my apartment or will shoot you.

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who the fuck are you!? Alright, listen, bitch, you broke into the wrong house; The police are coming and if you move I am gonna blow your head off with this Mossberg 500!

"My name is Tyrone, not user, and I am happy to hear you have no means of defending yourself. Now let's see what else your mouth can do."

>your apartment

there will, get out if you're not fine with it

it's for newfags like you

only newfags don't realise the age of this meme

they bought you a gun because they knew you'd murder someone?

It was more like...
> "We don't like guns in this house."
> Democrat

... and my response was...
> "There's a lot of things we don't like in this house."
> Narcotics use
> Theft
> Felonies
> Threats of severe bodily injury
> Physical attacks
> Having people removed at 3am by use of taser
> Spit Hoods
> Unexplained damage to property and vehicles
> Court appearances
> Fines and Costs
> Unpaid bills

... and not a single word was uttered beyond that

Sounds like a lovely family

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Do the world a favor and kill your entire family, and yourself too if you are still living with them.

this

roasties are either scared of guns or are coalburning wannabe niggers who pose with tauruses and hi points, damaging the name of two brands that are infinitely more valuable than them. Meanwhile qt 3.14 traps generally like guns because at their core theyre still men and want to be strong in some way, even if thats via mechanical means.

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shes your government assigned whore your taxes are funding in order to bring about compliance of all disillusioned young males

>tfw when mom is giving you shit and you troll some epic sick red-pills all up inside her roasted guts.

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i remember when i first started buying guns my girlfriend said she didnt feel comfortable with them around. i told her then maybe she should find somewhere else to live where she would feel comfortable.

I'm in Canada, I got mine for two fiddy

Based dad

>"Oh of course when I finally find something I enjoy, you decide it's the one thing you don't approve of so fuck you I'm moving."

t. Me eight months ago

Did that 40 yearold degenerate become a meme?

Get rid of that faggot stock you fucking nigger.

>when your parents disliked guns but actually respected you and were sane enough to realize that guns do not kill people on their, you would not do anything bad with your guns, and you would just own them later regardless so pitching a fit would just be hurting your relationship for no reason

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I'm gonna add a folding Zahal stock for maximum concealment, stay mad, faggot.

The grandchild card can be pretty damn great. My mother in law is very anti gun, won't even let her husband own one,but was fine with me having them, even having them in their house when we lived with them for a few months. All cause of the grandkids.

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/stroke

You're on Jow Forums.

You're always going to be outnumbered and outgunned by the degenerates here.

at least i'll have experience hiding and moving guns around if the grabbers take over :^)

>Not being a faggot
It's like you want to get cucked you fucking faggot

Söydad detected. Plain dad would have told off mom when she started to freak out. Based dad would have converted mom long ago.

>would
I very much hope that it was a "wouldn't".

>Forgetting your mapleland neighbours to the north.

You should've sent her on her way, she's just leeching off you by living there and she doesn't even support your hobbies.

Norchinko or Slavshit?

But you still gay as fuck

>2018
>Not posing in full camouflage, load-bearing equipment/body armor, gas mask, and "assault weapon" on your dating/social network profiles

This is the correct answer. My sister is out of shape and inherited my mother’s neurosis, so while my parents will never admit it out loud it’s very obvious to everyone in the family that I’m the only chance for having grandkids. A gentle reminder of that fact every now and then does wonders to end bullshit, especially with mothers.
Anti gun women rarely have any substantial hobbies or things that they love in their lives beyond drinking wine and watching game shows, so letting them know that you have control of literally the only thing that will give their lives meaning for the last third of their existence is a great way to get them to cut their crap.

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