Whats Jow Forumss take on dan bilzerian?
Whats Jow Forumss take on dan bilzerian?
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Some kind of cunt, idk
This. If you send him the picture of him with no beard he blocks you lel
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He’s a stupid faggot pretend cop that tried to get guns from real cops during the Las Vegas shooting. Some cop told him to fuck off and then he tried to steal a gun from a cruiser.
What a fucking faggot.
Overcompensating for himself off of daddy's money. He lives the instagram life that the kids crave though, so great role model for the future where everyone's a scumbag.
>Rich white kid who wants to play Operator
>Enlists in the Navy as a BM (lel)
>Goes to BUD/S
>Rejected by SEALs for being too much of a douchy, loud mouthed dudebro (let that sink in)
>Leaves Navy under questionable circumstances, won't show his DD214 to anyone
>Inherits Real Estate Daddy's money but tells everyone he won it playing Poker
>Uses it to buy a bunch of machineguns to LARParate with and prostitutes for Instagram likes from even more unactualized douches
>Currently being sued by like 16 different people for varying reasons that can be summarized as "Felonious Douchebag"
>Also gave something like 2.5Mil to the producers of "Lone Survivor" for a literal 5 second LARParator cameo
He pretty much appeals to 15 year old boys and the /arg/ crowd because they identify with him and his general pattern of playing pretend to make up for failures in life. Anyone that's acomplished anything in their life knows exactly what he is.
basement cope
>Also gave something like 2.5Mil to the producers of "Lone Survivor" for a literal 5 second LARParator cameo
Please tell me this really happened
It was a million, my mistake. Never the less, he gave the producers a million dollars and they gave him a pinky swear to put him in the movie. They shot some shitty B roll of him, put in like 4 seconds of this footage and then cut him loose. He tried to sue them, unsuccessfully, after the Studio made it know that he was turning a movie about the sacrifices of our brave fighting super soldiers into the bitchy vanity project of a NSW reject.
He’s living out our fantasies and Jow Forums is bitter because he’s doing it as a Manlet too.
t. 5”9
post pls, is he a chinlet
Lmao dude who got failed out of being a SEAL, likes to pose with guns and women who let saudi princes shit on them for sports cars, has fucking gay ass chicken legs causr he dont know how to gym and only does arms day for instagram posing, and grew a fucking "muh operator" beard to hide his estrogen-tier chin.
Also, he tried to be a gay ass hero at the Vegas shooting, ran up to a cop and asked for a gun "I showed you my credentials bro, gimme a gun."
He's basically the male version of a kardashian hoe.
hell, at least the kardashians managed to grow their fortune instead of blowing it.
I have no desire to at all lead this kind of life. The dude is miserable on the inside and it shows because he's trying to buy his way out of it. He's failed at basically everything he's ever attempted on his own and nothing he has is really his. He's had two heart attacks before the age of 27.
Guy is a turd trying to polish himself.
Blowhard wannabe tough guy who's probably in the closet.
>hurrr durr iron never lies 200lbs is 200lbs
>200lb deadlift
>thinking thats impressive
God what a faggot.
When your primary fanbase is 12-16 year old boys; a 200 pound dead-lift is really impressive.
I'm fat as shit (273 pounds) and even I can deadlift 200 pounds. It's only impressive if you're 4'8"
he may be doing low rep heavy curls but who knows. all i can say is that if i had his money, you'd see a lot less instagram and a lot more real estate trust
Either way, look at those goofy ass skelly legs lol.
Fuckin lameass dork.
Surprisingly, he seemed to be a pretty chill person on the Joe Rogan podcast, so really I'm mostly just neutral. Dude's doing his thing, kinda pointless to hate on. Kinda pointless to even think about him, if we're honest
Figures he'd want to be in a movie with the greatest LARPers in the military
Is he deal lifting one plate
i have a knee injury and during my last stint i couldn't go very heavy on legs. who knows. plenty of people spend a bit of time at the gym and do not do the leg
What lol he's on gear I hit 315lbs natty
LARPing faggot craving for attention to an unhealthy extent.
Also doing more harm than good towards the acceptation of our hobby out of sheer obnoxiousness.
Massive faggot, almost everything about the guy is unlikable.
The only people I've seen who like him are people with 13 year old mindsets that think operator larp, paid whores, and alcohol are the coolest things in existence.
Implying Jow Forums wouldnt want the money to buy
>Guns
>Big ass guns
>Automatic guns
>More larp gear
>Women
Cope all you want but you know damn well youd rather be a douche wannabe with money than the faggot jerking off onto his nugget
Why would I want to buy women when I have a udderly subservient tit-cow fiance who loves me, supports me, and begs me for the pee-pee every night?
>wanting to live a hollow life that revolves around materialism and internet points
Not a chance in hell.
This fampachi
Bliz is a stupid vapid cunt but you sound jelous mr sour grapes I would love to travel round the world and shoot all the guns with models
Also dont forget he tried to ask LEOs for a gun during the Vegas shooting and they refused
Dude's probably gonna off himself one day. He really does have an empty existence. Plus he's a manlet that wears combat boots with inserts inside lmao
It's not a deadlift. Deadlift hand placement is either overhand or mixed. This is likely a one rep cheat curl for the photo-op, if he even did anything at all besides pick it up
You're right about the guns, but
> buying women
That's got to be the most hollow, unsatisfying experience I can imagine. Everyone's had that experience of jerking off to some porn, climaxing, and then immediately wondering what the fuck it is they were just watching. Now imagine having that exact same experience, only instead of just being a browser window you can close and a history you can delete it's another person who you now have to deal with.
And the instagram lifestyle just seems like it would leave me feeling so empty.
Honestly this. He's only getting older and he's already ruined his body (dude's had multiple heart attacks). He's pushing 40 and in about 5 or 6 years once his age gets to the point that he can no longer hide it behind a beard he's not going to be able to live his instagram lifestyle anymore, and he'll most likely wind up deliberately overdosing, or perhaps shooting himself
>tried to be a gay ass hero at the Vegas shooting
oh god this fucking loser, damned shame all those rounds missed
Poser faggot with a rich dad.
I say good for him. He's living the life he wants, what do I care? If I had fuck you money I'd probably be a gigantic douche too.
Its easier for short people to pickup big weights
The greatest weightlifter of all time was 4'10"
Armo thief
You sound jealous that you can't spend your life traveling the world, shooting guns, and fucking a new instathot every day.
>The greatest weightlifter of all time was 4'10"
It's not like he has to set the bar really high.
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He's taking stem cells with Mel Gibson and clearly on HGH. He's been hard on his body but you'd be amazed how much a body can take with that much money in hormonal and restorative therapies
What a fucking fag.
Don't have one. Don't know him.
Deep State(good side, exposed the fakery of the New Vegas shooting) elite assassin pretending to be a playboy on Black Operation assignment fighting the Enemies of Amerikwan aka Globalist New World Order and saving the children from Child Trafficking Pedo Shapeshifting worshiping Satanist Death Cult.
>Q Predicted this.
He's a wannabe.
He's a rich asshole who lives in california with a ton of california illegal guns. I feel tempted to report him to the state just for the lulz
Most of the hate for him is just plain old jealousy
If you've never been actualized a day in your life, then yeah sure, you might be jealous of him. For anyone that's actually accomplished something like life he's as transparent as a window.
His arms look like dad arms here
Thank you, user who is clearly an accomplished individual and not at all full of shit
The benefit of whores is you don't have to deal with them. After you nut they either shut up or leave.
I am actually fairly accomplished. I'm earning a STEM Ph.D, have a paper published in a globally known Clinical journal, people in my life that weren't bought, and actually saw combat instead of joining the Navy and throwing a tantrum because I shitcanned BUD/S because I was a fucking Gomer. Guy is a fucking drug addled mess with a convict Daddy and nothing earned for himself. I genuinely don't envy anything about that Dan, especially when you consider I've been closer to the shit that he spends literal millions of dollars to pretend he was in. He's a miserable man child and all round shitstain, just like his Father before him. Everything he does screams "I'm insecure, acknowledge me!" just like those thirsty ass bitches that fill their Instagrams with nothing but photos of them at the gym. This is why he's had 2 heartattacks before he was 30 and will probably be dead before 50.
Thanks for your input though.
>This is why he's had 2 heartattacks before he was 30
Did he fall for the 'cardio steals you gains' meme or something
Cocaine and anabolics will do that to a man.
PEDs and general drug abuse
lel
Let me tell you about cocaine.
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shut up pog
yeah, it must be so cool being such a massive faggot that you have to pay people to stay in the same room as you
>t. the guy people pay to stay away from
this faggot doesn't even know how to run to cover
Capitalism was a mistake
you were a mistake
I won't deny that. I will also add in that American celebrity and money-worship culture was also a mistake.
user please, my sides
I only have this picture. Don't know if there are others.
t. commie fag who cant afford guns... ITS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT !
I am a communist, yes. I do have guns, though. All leftists should be armed.
go to bed, dan
Guns are for party members only
Can't have a party without fun(s).
>dan bilzerian
He's shorter than that, ran into him at SHOT show and he was shorter than me and i'm 5'6". I was like "holy shit look at this bearded midget!"
Tumbler tier gifs should be a banable offense
I wish I had his wealth.
>I do have guns
no you don't you don't even have a job or a life
Is this projection or just generic lashing out?
More like just plain old stupidity.
>World's Strongest Man for 7 years straight that could lift the man as he's lifting that bar: 6' 8"
Fag who gets bullied online everyday