Hey bro mind if i touch your gun
Hey bro mind if i touch your gun
Brody Morris
Aiden Jenkins
Logan Hall
if that's genuinely the worst thing you worry about your gun going through, you don't shoot very often
Grayson Ross
Op is a soi goi faggot nogunz. Go back to /v/ you disabled autistic.
Samuel Hall
This. If you've never mixed sand with diarrhea, smeared it in the chamber and fired it you basically are a pussy who doesn't shoot
Connor Smith
dirt schmirt i'd be worried about food residue - a photo with a hand holding a french fry container would be 100x worse
Andrew Scott
sorry i comply with washington state law
Joshua Bell
Its just some dirt under the fucking fingernails.
The fuck, you shoot with surgical gloves on or some shit, you fucking pussy?
Ryan Lopez
go back to /ck/ veggit
Grayson Watson
Hey bro mind if i touch your gun
Isaac Sanchez
Only if you give me a handjob first.
Matthew Price
> be me
> boot marine on leave
> girl I used to know messages me on Facebook
> she was super hot but never interested
> we talk
> she wants to meet up
> look over her Facebook
> notice no new posts
> thatsweird.jpg
> keep looking further back on FB
> see a bunch of get well soon posts
> evenweirder.gif
> go to meet up at Wendy’s or some shit (I was poor)
> get a text
> “I look a little different than last time we met”
> she had been hit by a fucking semi truck
> half her face was paralyzed
> lost her thumb, doctors replaced it with her pinky
> oh and the accident damaged her stomach or some shit so now she has a feeding tube
> body is still mostly pretty hot
> say fuck it ugly chicks need cock too
> I eat a frosty and we chat
> she doesn’t eat because, again, feeding tube
> go back to my car and park
> start making out
> gettingphysical.oj
> she starts giving me a handjob with her good hand
> I ask her to use the other hand
> 4 fingered handjob
> I cum buckets
> go to Japan next week and never see her again
Carson Peterson
Sure if you can answer this riddle
What are the 5 rules of gun safety?
Yeah buddy, these are nothing like your hand loads.
Camden Bailey
I'm kind of annoyed you didn't bang her. Nao she's going to have to bang herself with dragon dildos or something by herself.
Blake Taylor
I did later a day or so later, I just didn’t feel it was worthy of the green text. She didn’t have like half a pussy or anything.
Tyler Ortiz
>aye bruh lemme try dat gat
Nathan Sanders
And?
James Brown
Sure thing broseph
Jonathan Wilson
well what the fuck it's not about a weird pussy or anything I've already played around with a few of those. it's more like make a wish foundation kind of stuff. you can't friendzone a girl that's all fucked up like that.
Sebastian Allen
That’s what my hands look like after a day of grinding. Usually worse.
Jason Gutierrez
> a girl would never friendzone a guy who had horrific injuries
Isaac Torres
Forgot pic related
Eli Cook
1. Booger hook off the bang switch till youre ready to bang
2. Penis should be inserted muzzle end first only to prevent injury
3. Aim only at targets youre willing to get moist
4. яплвлызыхц
5. Always ignore 4
Can i touch you gun daddy
Joshua Edwards
proceed.
Asher Kelly
STAAAAAARS......
Parker Hughes
That pic always makes me uncomfortable.