Stealth thread

The year is 1944.

While infiltrating a German base alongside a small team of OSS operatives, you come across a guard post inhabited by a lone soldier, there is no way around without being spotted, but you think you see a way to sneak into his post. Unfortunately, this guard is only a few feet from a large enemy barracks.

If you are detected, capture or death are inevitable. How do you kill or otherwise incapacitate the guard without sounding the alarm? What weapon or method do you use to take him out as sneakily as possible?

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Drone

All I need is a cute dress, a wig, some make up, and some lipstick. Matching heels would also help.

I'd use a German officer uniform, the day's passcodes, and a sharp knife.

keep trying, klinger

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How do you intend to kill a man with a knife without alerting the enemy just feet away?

>you can't be pro-white without being pro-hitler
Fuck off

You see that's why my answer is better. I don't need to kill him. I just need to distract him with my scrumptious boi-pussi long enough to let my buddy's through.

This pciture is antisemit, please delete it

I mean, that's kinda true

It’s just a hypothetical about being stealthy. Imagine you’re a German killing a Russian guard or something if you’re really that triggered about it Jow Forums

I betray the OSS members and shoot them all then surrender to the guard

I'd just get close and stab him, while muffling his mouth. Conceal the wound, and get on the way. Standard sentry removal stuff. There's not a lot you can do to permanently conceal the death or absence in any case, just try to make good time.

>Bigot pistol
>Fairbane-Skyes knife
>Welrod
>Delise carbine
>Dragonfly dart gun
The OSS basically had multiple teams of guys working around the clock to come up with solutions to this exact problem.

>Be pro white
>Somehow fail to realize that Jews opened the borders to nonwhite immigration, started communist revolutions and pushed feminism

No. You are just a bootlicker who is afraid to hold politically incorrect opinion because your masters forbid you to.

I use the time machine I used to arrive at this date to go forward in time to after the war is over and move to the location i need to be, then go back in time and repeat the process to get out. Guard effectively neutralized

Please fuck off with the Jow Forums stuff guys, there’s already enough trash on this board as it is.

Can’t we just have a nice thread about sneakily murdering our fellow man?

Not when you have leftypol threads like this one.

Face it the people shilling on here are not from Jow Forums most of the time. We are just reacting to this pro communist pro homosexual garbage being pushed all over Jow Forums.

What's leftypol about this? The target is a sentry in the Wehrmacht.

Roleplaying ww2 scenarios is not Jow Forums related in the first place. Picking Germans is no coincidence either.

To top it off you have we2 era propaganda poster and you chose to play dumb when you get exposed.

EZPZ

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Okay, the year is 1944. While infiltrating a FRF cell alongside a small team of Abwehr operatives, you come across a lone sentry along the alleyway you're entering. there is no way around without being spotted, but you think you see a way to sneak into his post. Unfortunately, this guard is only a few feet from a large cellar.

If you are detected, capture or death are inevitable. How do you kill or otherwise incapacitate the guard without sounding the alarm? What weapon or method do you use to take him out as sneakily as possible?

>muh nazis

God you are dumb as fuck.

I’d use a silenced Uzi and catch all the bullets husks out of the air

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>What WEAPON or method do you use to take him out as sneakily as possible?
>not Jow Forums related

>b-but why are we hypothetically killing muh Wehrfu!?
Also the guy you replied to isn’t the OP, now piss off or answer the hypothetical.

>Abwehr
>doing anything useful

>I’ll shitpost because I’m offended by a goofy 70 year-old poster

Oh the irony that these are the type to call others snowflakes, cry harder bb boi.

>Hitler
>Pro white
lmao

>do not reply to stormfag posts
>replies
Gets the ol’ neurons a-firin’

It's just a hypothetical for the sake of that user's knee-jerk reaction, don't get too hung up on it.

Garrote.

The Delisle is quiet, but is it quiet enough for soldiers several feet away to not hear the shot?

You really think the other soldiers aren’t going to hear the guard flail around and struggle while you choke him to death?

absolute and overwhelming amount of ordinance dropped on the entire area
if you kill everyone no one is there to detect you

I'd throw an empty magazine to get his attention, lay a porno mag on the ground and walk past him.

Can we keep this thread alive? I find it very interesting.

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Can I see his face? I need to make sure it isn't my great grandfather so I don't cause a paradox.

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Jow Forums has been a Stormfront sister site since atleast 2005

rape him to death

Yes

They made pic related for this you know

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