Sex dolls and guns

>user, you never told me about the 30-30 caliber

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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can it take kevlar inserts?
what about AR500 insert?

>user, why do you call this a moist nugget?
>how do you work it?
>can you show me please?

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How do you explain a sex doll to a tinder date?

Would elf slaves make good soldiers?

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youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM

How much for the doll

>user, that doesn't feel right!!!

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>Get away from me and I want my Gadsden snake back too!

>*racks shotgun for forgetting image*

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>Jow Forums a magical place

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>>future reaction image on the dolls face

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did it really take until now for one of these threads?

What was supposed to be the image?

Calling on the user who actually delivered with this vid
youtube.com/watch?v=jHf7OP_0cXk
Absolutely epic thread

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>I will protect snake, no steppy

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>That is some gay shit.

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I'm saving all of these
thanks.

I just find it almost too coincidental that I took this picture just 30 minutes before I stumbled into this thread.

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Yes and no.
Yes for one like this, no to dolls not happening here before.

What the fuck did I just stumble upon?

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>user, you really need to upgrade from this shitty rifle. Let me pose with the head of the thot you killed in your next pic please???

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Threads like this are unironically making Jow Forums great again

>user should we tell them what happened to this roasty?

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My what have we here...

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>Hi ^_^

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>that thumb

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are you the dude that shot up his sex doll in the desert?

what happened to that video, cant find it anywhere?

surprised no ones posted this yet.

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>tfw I live in Commiefornia and need senpai to rescue me and my guns

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>youtube.com/watch?v=jHf7OP_0cXk

>>hide guns in sex toys
>>no one would think to steal 20lbs of pussy and ass in order to find a glock inside it
GENIUS

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do you have a fal by any chance?

my ummah, dawn has appeared

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I thoroughly enjoyed this great, if not a bit short thread. This is why I'm coming here. Thanks OP, you good lad.

>I'm sorry to disappoint you user

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>have a (you)

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>have a (you)
>blueboard edition

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what about some more wood stocked guns?
laziness not the best of you? also nice trips.

god i love this place

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>user this is too heavy for me
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goodnight Jow Forums

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there's always going to be those nuggets of gold hidden throughout the debris filled cosmoline

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g'night sexdoll-user

goodnight sex doll user, be sure to come back next time!

Goodnight sexdoll user. Careful with having sex with both Mosin and sex doll. Spreads the Cosmoline.

Whats going on here?

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good night and thanks for a good laugh

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Gn sexdoll user

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ITT

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Include me in the screencap

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Are you drunk doll user?

This buy unironically

>oh my goodness, I have two more friends coming over in a couple of weeks. I can't wait to see who can fit the most 12 gauge shells in them, senpai said someone has to die to I hope it's not me out of the three.

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w-why is there a child-sized doll like that?

It's like you don't know where you are

Price is cheaper for less marterial used, also, pedo market.

Jesus Christ user

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Magic my friend. Magic.

Also posting in epic bread.

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what a weird fucking loser.

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This place scares me. I'm not strong enough for this.

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>Doesn't know about garand thumb

Can somebody tell me how the fuck to take pictures of my dolls without them looking like kidnapping photos asking for a ransom?

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What do you have against photos like that?
>tfw you will never kidnap a cute loli and try to random her only for her to fall in love with you
>"user, would you rather have me or the money"
>"Please don't give me back user"
It hurts to live

Put them in lewd poses.

Remember that a sexdoll is pro-feminist art. It's not about objectifying women it's about womanizing an object. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
They can be used for sniper bait or a silhouette distraction home alone style force multiplier. In a situation where seconds count an invader would have no choice but to double check a doll in full surplus inna corner.

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B E I N G
T H I S
N E W

Hell, a race of sentient humanoids made to want to please you, of course.

Why not a female elf army/harem?

A time machine to a more civilized era.

Include me in the screenshot pls.

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Night Jow Forums's going all out.

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do you blindfold her? those eyes would terrify me

>Be Jamal
>"Ay yo leggo shake down some white boi cracka cribs"
>Breaks into user's house in the dead of night
>Sees what appears to be a small girl in a frilly dress decked out in full ww2 surplus in the corner
>Sees user's dragon dildo collection
>Sees user brust into the room with a moist nugget
>bayonet charge commences while checking breeki hardbass plays loudly on the speakers user set up prior to entering the room

Getting myself a sex doll and filling the bitch with ball barrings and tannerite (Oral, Anal and vag...) She's not fucking she's for fucking others...


I'll sit up in my tree stand and wait crosshairs at the ready.

Come and take her skin walkers.

>What is expression?

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what ever you do, wear a condom! I got stuck with this now!

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You do know that skinwalkers can detect what's alive and what's not, right?

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what an 'interesting' thread

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Never change, Jow Forums

I approve of this thread.

t. mingtao

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This is one of the reasons I've been here since 07 and keep coming back despite hiatuses.

>you'll never own a cursed sex doll that turns out to be a possessive yandere

Glorious. I was here for jawman, now I'm here for dollman

Now wait till exoskeleton frames are surplus even medical grade could be modded. Best battle buddy ever. Pic related may be cosplay but only for now.

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>tfw stumbling upon this thread at midnight

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so many newfags itt, summer really is a thing jesus christ.
>woowowow I'm llike so disturbed :O sex dolls???? on Jow Forums/k/???
Fucking oath

kinda curious about this

Why are you on tinder anyway if you have a sex doll?

>hide doll
>if shit get serious dispose of doll
Not rocket science.

This place has more normies everyday, I bet half of the fags on here now don't even know about Mosin bolts being prostate massagers.

why ar eyou censoring? its not a real person so it follows the rules of Jow Forums. maybe not the spirit of the law but certainly the letter. and thats all we should ever shoot for as gun owners

Let's see what happens in the morning.

>blue board
Mods will delete any nudity