Biathlon news

China brings Type 96 3rd gen with 1200hp
Batka will bring T-90

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Chinese equipment always looks like it's trying too hard

Why has russia brought 30 yr old equip?

You dont have to do much, when you cheat and make up the rules as you go.

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>Batka will bring T-90
Glory to Batka
Glory to Mighty Belarus

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the fuck is Batka

>all shitty soviet tanks

Its like watching the special olympics

>doesn't know who is Batka
if you don't want to wake up with kilo potatos in the ass, reply to this post

that was first biathlon, now they use B3 variant

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US did the same and lost to the brit and german tank crews lmao

>Tank Biathlon

YES. THE TIME IS HERE. REV UP THOSE ENGINES AND KEYBOARDS.

>last minute hold overs from a rotation in Germany
>much less rehearsal time
>hey go compete
>loses to dedicated teams that practiced for the dog and pony show

This. Can't tell why exactly but there's something off with how they polish, or attempt to polish, their stuff.

The T-72B3M is new for Russian standard.
The same for M1A2 SEPv3 is new for Mutt standard

>QUANTUM DIAMONDILLIUM 57TH DIMENSION REFLECTIVE COATING

>Batka will bring T-90
The fuck?
They doesn't have any T-90 in service,

last year they received like 5 T-72B3 2016 from Russia and used those at tank Biathlon.

how many road wheels will the chinks loose this year?

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same as last year, zero

>can literally lose pieces of tread system
>still drives

Better than a fucking Abrams asshole

Syrian team must be most experienced out there.

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Looks like that gonna be T-72BME upgraded to "t-90 level"
probably gonna use biathlon as product showcase

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Rootin for Armenia to take home the gold this year. They won a T90 in the past.

You're drunk

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Not as hard as you trying to sound relevant

During international army games not only tankers get to have fun

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I'm looking forward to Zimbabwe fucking up yet again.

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>upgraded to "t-90 level"
Probably the T-72BM1.
Belarus used T-72BM1 in 2015 and 2016 Biathlon.

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Is the biathlon open to private entry?

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We could organise a tan/k/ to participate.

>Is the biathlon open to private entry?
Yes, the DOSAAF can take part in Tank Biathlon.

SETC is not wacky races but with tanks.

Will they send a crew tho?

Rad as fuck desu.

That Russian advisor was the best thing in all of the scene, his reactions and cringing suit up the scene very well.

Yes, Syria take part in this year.

What the fuck is this pic fron

They still have Idlib and the Kurds to deal, doesn't seem a good time to send their men to leisure.

it's referencing starship troopers

>send their men to leisure.
They are probably studing at one of the Russia Military Academy.

Hmm, so they're sending students, now crws straight from the Battlefield.

Ah yes I'd forgotten all those times Abrams road wheels popped off.

Oh wait

Oh yes. 'Tank commander shooting his pistol while standing in the hatch' is so much more!

I honestly thought this was a GuP thread from the thumbnail.

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How did they fuck up last time?

>Germany
>Practiced
With what money when their whole military is fucked?

Took a ridiculous amount of time running the course, because they intermittently spent huge amounts of time just sitting there doing nothing at all.
Took them about 7 minutes to fire their AA machine gun because they couldn't work out how to load or shoot it
From I could tell, had to be taught on the spot how to do so, via the Russian dude speaking to the Zimbabwe dude in English, who then spoke in his phone in French.
Negligent discharge on said machine gun.
On the plus side, their accuracy was actually pretty good.

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Remember that tank fest last year in which the vatniks had to come to an almost complete stop to shoot? lol.

jusus fuck, what tanks will south africans use? T-72 too?

I this an event for only third world tier militaries?

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Still using upgraded upgraded Centurions, last I checked.

Yes, Everyone except China will drive T-72

Is this Girls und Panzer? Did they make anime real?

Russia invites first worlders, but they're usually too butthurt to come.

holy fuck they really need to put the T-72 to bed. its been going on since the 60s

Like who?

If i recall correctly, last year Russia invited USA, UK and Germany, all three declined.

>Come on just let us rig this event against you and steal some valuable tech data

Batka will bring his own tanks

Someone dub in Eurobeat that scratches out during flip.

>NATO tanks
>valuable tech data
pick one and only one

On second thought, you're right. Even if Russia stole the design to a fire control system that actually works they'd have no way to make it

>valuable tech data
>from 30 years old tanks
They're just missing the chance to publicly humiliate Russia only because of shithead politicians. Leo2 and M1A2 would fly across the polygon because their engines are much more powerful that Russians.

M1A2 with an ace crew would utterly embarrass this competition. Get real.

Forgot to add: it would be absolute chad vs virgin moment.

This kek

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No you faggot

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SECRET

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it still works

youre only saying that because americans would lose if they competed

hp/t
>T72B3 24.6
>LEO2A4 24.2
>Abrams 23.8
yeah nah

Check out the YouTube of it.
* Couldn't figure out how to take on ammo for the main gun. Moved like molasses and dicked around with who was doing what.

* couldn't drive the tank up a hill. No shit, the stalled it out several times.

* Couldn't drive with the vehicle buttoned up. Tore up a fender skirt, just about put the track outside the pit they drove through at speed. All over the course.

Basically Africa tier.

but is this actually fun though?

Looks to me like it just turns people into jelly

artists' rendition of the battle of the bosphorous where poland's 4th infantry division fought turkish irregulars