Comment the best War animal with a picture and justification.
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> SGT Stubby - learned to distinguish German from English and captured German trench raiders in the dark. Warned about incoming gas attacks and artillery shells with his superior hearing and smell. Moral booster for the grunts. Could march on command. Literal NCO decorated for valor.
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Niggers
You're a Good Boy, Sergeant!
Uh... False.
> Niggers are only good at picking crops under direct supervision and abandoning children.
Wojtek
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Sergeant Reckless
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Wojtek
This
The carrier pigeon, she was preserved and is held in the national archives.
im convinced that unsinkable sam was actually a double agent saboteur. first taking out the bismarck for the british to help them save face but then turn coating for the axis. whether he did it for money of ideology is still a mystery.
Nice, I hired a polish guy of the same name
technically the passenger pigeon, whats sad is their extinct now.
>Gets awarded the highest French honor
>All it did was fly away
Was he a reliable plumber?
Toss up between these 3
ohonhonhon
Bat bombs, targeting pigeons, mine detecting dolphins and seals
>We are along the road paralell to 276.4. Our own artillery is dropping a barrage directly on us. For heavens sake stop it.
I will always love that message just for the fact that it had "for heaven's sake, stop it"
Unsinkable Sam (USS) is based as fuck.
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Actually made me emotional.
>Strange men are shooting at friends agian
>I don't like the noise, but have to stay here have to help friends
>One of the strange men toss something at freinds
>It's bad ball, have seen before will hurt friends
>Grab the bad ball, it tastes cold, run at Strange men
>have to get rid of it
>have to save freinds
>have to save freinds
>have to save freinds
>have to sav-
I love how he would drink beer and eat cigarettes with his boys. Oh, and how the Edinburgh Zoo had a hard time keeping barely-sober Pollacks from climbing into his enclosure to bring him contraband and wrestle with him...
Could you imagine being the zookeeper when they come in?
> "Hello Constable, me again... Yes... more of the same. There's 4 of them this time.... Yes... Polish lads with un-spellable names yammering on incoherently and wrestling the damn bear... Oh Blimey they've given him vodka again, the devils! I'll have to call you back... Have you ever dealt with an inebriated ursine war veteran before officer?"