Ahhhh...the A-10

On the internet for over a decade, this is the first time I've seen someone make even a sliver of a fuss about jarred sauce.

Can't control what the missus picks up from costco my man.

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I gave a Redbull to a 75 yo geezer at a gun show and got to watch the old faggot dance like Pinocchio.

Same, guess it’s time to take my cooking to the next fuckin level bruh. Thank you Jow Forums man

>Those Glocks are plastic toys that will blow up in your hands
>Real men carry steel

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>be me
>air force weapons troop
>drink lots of monter
>love the *brrrrt* cannon
I am a mem

Too busy earning that mortgage.

30 y/o boomer is my favorite meme this year.

The worst is
>Ragu
Rao's is the infinitely superior jarred sauce.

No the worst part is that he needs to clean his fucking fridge.

based

Same 2bh. Mostly because that's clearly me in the near future, minus some of the fuddlore.

>Ragu

That's Prego, Though I agree that Ragu is watery garbage.

My favorite part of is how it was clearly intended to insulkt older posters, but 30 year old Boomer actually sounds like he has a pretty sweat life. Owns property, grillin every weekend with his friends, drives a sick Challenger in plum crazy purple(the objectively best color for any car). 30 year old boomer has it pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=PaEFYHtXXkQ

This but unironically

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Get back to work. Sign the fuckin debriefs and never ask for a military discount ever again because I know your asses go home on mids at 1:00 AM

So comfy

>neither do you

>Colt Python for Sale: $8,400
>AR-15? No thanks I've got a Mini 14
>9mm? That's like a beesting kid, that's why I carry .45. They don't make a .46
>We used to get $100 for every gook we killed in Nam

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>5.56 was designed to wound not kill
>You hunt deer with an AR FIFTEEN?! You'll blow the thing in half!

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There's a pawn shop near me, the guy has a museum half and a pawn shop half of his store. Man has 6 fucking Colt Pythons in different finishes and barrel lengths. I asked him if he had enough of them and he told me they were the finest gun ever made.

Where do they sell that many sips in one container?

What was the cost?

this looks like my dad

Jokes on you I'm not in debrief and I stay past my shift every day on days and swings

That's why it didn't properly take off until us 30 year old boomers adopted it with tongue in cheek

This meme isn't supposed to be about actual boomers.

Fairchild-Republic stopped existing decades ago.

Classico is great at the lower end.

>Can't control the missus
thats your problem

Real talk: what are they doing with the GAU-8 when they decommission the A-10?

Retiring it, like the A-10

Remember to sage and report all 30yo Bommer threads.

Lame. They need to put it on a boat or make it into artillery or something.

I wouldn't mind living like this. Only 9 more years to go.

I have decided to totally own the meme, because it describes my own life

>be me, 26
>own a mini-14
>own a 1911
>own a John Deer mower
>think zero ultra tastes pretty damn good
>own tan cargo shorts
>wear Ray-ban sunglasses
>smoke camels
>have of late found myself shouting down dumb idealistic zoomie punks who think they know everything just because they read a book or two

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Steel handguns are a 60 year old boomer meme. Us 30 year old boomers carry plastic fantastic.

Zero Ultra doesn't actually taste like anything, it's nothing but citric acid and carbonation.

The gun and in particular its ammo take up way too much space.

Import flavor is better
the purple one tastes like pixie stixs

I want to be a 30 year old boomer when I grow up.
I already drink white monster, have a job as a union electrician, think the AR15 is the end all be all of rifles, and dress like a schmuck who doesn't care.
*sip*
Yep, if in 6 years I own a glock, I'll have made it.

I live in Yurop and can't find the sips at my local supermarket. Also, I'm afraid to order things online with my credit card since I'm a 30yo boomer.

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This, Import is the best. Tastes like Monster should, but less acidic and sweet with overall smoother carbonation. And the recloser is cool.

Costco, they cost about $20 for a 24 pack.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS

Yeah, I agree.

t. Literal 30yr old boomer

My Nigger. I drank it alot before the meme, now I drink exponentially more.

But that's not full auto 30mm artillery.

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Best sipp is ultra black. Black cherry soda should be more popular

"I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle..."

best sip for me is assault
>>still shows up at my 7-11

Redpilled

>has sugar
>/sip/
Pick one

>assault
>bought it cause loldigital turns out to be pretty good
Mah nigga

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Get it, shit meme, forced meme, forced marketing by faggot who is well known and should fuck off and die. Same cunt who did the clown shit to promote the IT movie.

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didn't know /sip/ only pertains to the sugar free

well ya know ya can't be happy if ya don't keep the ol' battle ax happy L O L
course i dont have to hear none of that naggin when i slip on down to the lake for some me time, just a man and a lunker, cant beat that but i dont need to tell you L O L
cheers
bob

Monster Zero Ultra Energy is the sip, all others are just Monsters.

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eh, that stuff is gross, like the blue but not the ultra blue

t. zoomer

I thought this would be a civil discussion and critique on the A-10 and it's performance as well as replacement.
Boy was I wrong

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Honestly, the Monster marketing team did an excellent job on this one.

Most corporate douches don't understand how memes work so their attempts to advertise here feel super forced and catch on. The whole point is to provide something modular that can be edited to apply to many situations in an organically funny way where your product is involved, but is not the focus.

Now people are shilling monster all on their own in a self-feeding loop because its associated with [thing] that can be implanted to critique A10s as opposed to just vidya/etc. and everybody still gets what you're trying to say. Top fucking notch work guys. Wish I could meet you for some marketing tips.

Where's the BRRRRRRT?

I knew a boomer who imported American Monster because the local stuff had less caffeine.

Imagine being this paranoid

40 year old boomer swap out the John Deere with a Kubota and add two rescue mutts.

It's full auto 30mm anti artillery

still remember rockstar cola
shit why don't they bring that back

9/10 E-6s at Fort Polk are just like this, except the fact that they are all borderline suicidal and hate their lives.

>Owns property

Suuure, in the same sense that AT&T gave him an iPhone XXXVII for (((free))).

Kubota? LMAO....Cmon bro any real self respecting boomer, like myself would at least have a massey ferguson if not a Ford tractor at the very least....

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50yr rides a old snapper

am i the only one on Jow Forums whos dad isnt a retarded boomer? it may be because hes in his 50s.

>not a business member

you're T R A S H

Haha jokes on you fags

Comm here, I break your computer, block your Youtube and Facebook, and go home after a solid 7 hour shift, including my 90 minute lunch.

Shoulda scored higher on the ASVAB, chumps

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The sipp meme from Jow Forums which merged with the Boomer meme unironically made me try and enjoy monsters. Bang Energy is the best flavors though

you realize the A-10 can't be replaced by anything, f-35 is too slow or too fast to lay down fire, also will get shot down by small arms fire.

the cucanos don't have the firepower to take out armor.

brrrrrrrrr

youtube.com/watch?v=hhmXleZXAr0

>This retardation keeps being posted

brrrrrrrr

youtube.com/watch?v=qiHpYZen-oY

>Low and slow is required for anti-armor

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a-10 is still being used for a reason

>f-35 can't even get off the ground without shit breaking.

f-35 can't even carry half the ammo an a10 has, and it will literally die from any anti-aircraft fire that gets near it.

No. It was always a troll thread.

The GAU-8 doesn't have the firepower to take out armor

>a-10 is still being used for a reason
Because dickheads in Congress refuse to listen to the military and believe the memes?

youtube.com/watch?v=aOYWbxrlGko

It's still being used because John McCain won't stop shilling them

This meme is fucking dumb and forced and is ruining every board

My father was an A10 pilot and i am currently sleeping on the couch while his friend is sleeping in my bed. Too fucking real my dude...

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>no one remembers Jolt or Surge.

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