Of these things, which do you believe to be the most important to surviving in a SHTF situation?

Of these things, which do you believe to be the most important to surviving in a SHTF situation?
>pre-planned supplies
>a survival skillset
>a calm and focused state of mind
>a community you can rely on (such as family, church, neighbors, etc.)
>a Jow Forums body
>a fortified and isolated home

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Community. It's a safety net that will potentially make up shortcomings in all the other categories.

a community you can rely on, but emphasis on "you can rely on"

Big muscles and not some stupid furry trap

>He'd rather fight off the russians/chinese that invaded in the middle of the chaos without a furry herm waifu
Faggot

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die furry scum, die.

oh my

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Is that Teddy Roosevelt?

No, but much like Teddy he did have a great deal of affection for a bear

I'm getting sick of people posting that same fucking deer trap. That rodent derailed multiple
threads and seeing it makes me violent and want to hunt for venison.

>want to hunt for venison.
i bet you wouldnt even use the offal or blood

I don't know what to think about the trap but your right about a Red Dawn in the middle of everything.
There's no better opertunity to send them in, I'm just wondering if the US will bring any foreigners to help them

>blood
No thanks, I don't want aids
I tried offal once, it wasn't my favorite but when I was on a innawoods wildman vacation I ate whatever I could.

Only is said muscles belong to an 8ft tall amazonian waifu

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skillset probably but a good gun and lots of ammo trumps all.

>supplies

you can take supplies if you have a gun.

>skillset

you can capture people with skills with a gun.

>calm state of mind

having a gun makes me feel pretty fucking calm.

>community

a community is useless if you can’t defend it.

>Jow Forums body

you can never be so fit that you’re bulletproof

>fortified home

snipe them in a window or just blockade them and wait them out.

>not making blood sausage
you must suffer!

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>wildman vacation
Not the resort wildman but camping in the forrest without conventional tools and surviving on my own

>Fireplace dusting

Faggot, I love blood sausage when I ate it.
I just never wanted to make it for myself.
I usually used the blood for bear/boar bait.

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Specifics depend on the actual SHTF scenario but here you go.

a community you can rely on (such as family, church, neighbors, etc.) > a calm and focused state of mind > a survival skillset > pre-planned supplies > a fortified and isolated home > a Jow Forums body

Note that I assume "a Jow Forums body" to be an unhealthy Jow Forums meme state. Actual healthy body (as in not a fat slob and no disabilities) is important.

If your into muscled women emasculating do us a favor and just move on to gay porn or go on craigslist, say you want a big guy to manhandle you.

*Emasculating you

It all depends on the situation.
Luck and mobility will help unless its a global event.
If its local you just move away from the situation.
If its global it would depend on what that global even was.
If its a virus like a flu you need different supplies and skillsets then if it was EMP or CME.
Then it all depends on how many are left alive in the aftermath of the event.
If you live threw an event it will have more to do with luck then skill or supplies.

Probably a community. Which I do not have, not even a little.

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You seem to be forgetting what board you're on.

Would cuff to the bed and scratch belly until legs began involuntarily kicking/10

Yeah, if you get her on her back you'll go for the stomach, right?

>furry in denial monstergirl shit
Nah, give me the full thing instead.

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Everybody knows why you want venison. :^)

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do you have the one with the licking?

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Not him, but I have it here somewhere. Let me find it. Have snakes while I search.

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>>a community you can rely on (such as family, church, neighbors, etc.)
this one.

I have read stories written by actual survivors of long term shtf scenarios in places like south american countries where basically everything (govt, police, local utility infrastructures) failed for months at a time.

these survivors found that being a participating member of local community for support, barter, trade, mutual neighborhood protection was absolutely the highest of importance

having things like weapons, water and food stored up is of course highly valuable. but having and being part of a community network or decent people nearby is top of priorities

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Just kidding, don't have the deergirl one. My bad. I'll go ask Jow Forums

Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING FACE IN WITH A MALLET.
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>If its a virus like a flu you need different supplies and skillsets then if it was EMP or CME.

You almost had it right. Any shtf scenario that has happened or could possibly happen affects your access to only 6 things;
-food
-water
-shelter
-security
-medical care
-communications

Those are the only things you need to worry about, regardless of what the event is. You stockpile a reasonable amount of supplies to get you through the initial onset, and you use your skills to retain or regain access to any of the 6 necesdities that are threatened or lacking. You also need a well-stocked reference library, none of this bullshit comic-book tier infographic horsecrap, but real books on a bookshelf.

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Hmm? Not entirely sure what you're asking. If you're asking if I'd fuck her, then yeah, obviously, but foreplay is important, user.

Is this it?

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Gross a brony.
I bet you'd give her deepthroat if she was drawn like one of your little ponies

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>Hmm? Not entirely sure what you're asking

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why are mods fags

>kemonomini
>furry
You people are retarded.

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Because.

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KILL YOURSELF BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

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kys

kys

>lee doesn't know Jow Forums is allies with /mlp/

A community almost certainly. Get an illness and you're fucked. You can't be good at everything.

This is what interesting zombie movies and shows were supposed to be about before they became gore porn soap dramas where everyone has guns.

Groups are obviously they way to go, as it's what nature intended for humans. We thrive in tribes. However, it starts to get a little complicated when you get power struggles, disagreements, crimes, theft, degeneracy, etc. Once the initial cooperative nature wears off like the post 9-11 syndrome we all saw across america, people will start hating each other. And holding a small civilization together becomes a full time job. Someone has to manage things, and that someone is going to piss a lot of people off especially if things like food or medicine or pussy start to get scarce.

>not liking Jow Forums
I think /lgbt/ is more to your tune, fagboy.

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Uhhh, that's not Jow Forums, that's just /fat/.

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>low test basedboi detected
go fuck little boys you faggot

>S*y boy is word filtered now
huh

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What, you are into girls who are cutting?

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this is a 10

nowday school, teaching their students to left their name on their own shits?
this anime girl is shit itself

Hate to break it to you, but it's been filtered for at least a month bud.

I don't know where you or your broke ass English are from, but wherever it is, I wonder if faggot tastes are common or if it's just you.

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I want to hide drugs on my person and let that dog search for them

>>a calm and focused state of mind
This. If your head isn't in the game or if you resort to immediate despair you're fucked.

>he hasn't heard the news
Craigslist personals are kill m80.

Survival skillset. Knowhow will get you farther than any tool because it can procure tools for you.

10/10 would operate or be business partners with a cute doggo girl.

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Water, gear to stay dry/warm, a small shovel, an axe, a folding saw, a fixed blade knife, a rifle that can kill something up to the size of a black bear (or a shotgun) and a .22

>being this mad because you can't get anything better than bottom of the barrel terrestrial cetaceans

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>asanagi
You're just full of shit taste. Not surprising for a namefag redditor.

None of which transmutes your fat whores into fit whores. Just come to terms with it, user. You're a chubby-chaser. It's okay, you can admit it.

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Bartering

I'm not even the musclefag I'm just calling you a fag because you are one.

If you think is fat, you're almost as deluded as faggots who think traps are straight.

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That's pretty strongfat, user.

This is fit. That is fat. Traps are gay.

[SEAL pasta]

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She objectively has a good layer of fat on her. I think that's a pretty reasonable body fat percentage, but that comes down to personal taste. With a more typical amount of muscle, she'd easily fall into the 30% body fat range.

She's hot but there's something unhealthy about this. Her boobs look fake because they're so tight, and her abs are so muscular that it probably made her infertile.

>3DPD
I found the problem.

Infertility is a plus, raw dog that thot

CONFIRMED LOW TESTOSTERONE

That 3dpd exemplar was all I had close to hand, as I'm not into Jow Forums girls.

3d women are NOT important.

Agreed on all points. Again, just an example.

Abs don't cause infertility, it's the juice and starvation diets that 3DPD use to get them that will get them barren. Clean female athletes in shot put and the like would have killer abs if it where not for the fact that females can't get cut for any longer period without starving and using "supplements", things that naturally are very bad for athletes.

Abs are always good and 3DPD is not important.

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Enjoy your child support, that bitch will suck you dry in more ways than one

You obviously are going to be the first to die. I can tell you A. Have never been in a life threatening situation, calm mind in situations is a skill and not an easy one to perfect. And B. Are one of those fat dudes who cant run but thinks that because he has a chest rig and an AR that he is invincible.

>her abs are so muscular that it probably made her infertile.
What?

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>If you aren't into lardbeasts you're low test

What if I like sexually dominating amazons or otherwise muscular women?

We're a cooperative species who rely on each other for food and skillsets. Even early prehistoric Man lived in social/tribal groups. Take away every tool and agricultural advantage and revert back to pulling sticks and banging rocks...you would still need the community.

Mom's basement doesn't stock full of Cheetos on its own, you know.

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Fucking hell guys, the OP pic is just a police dog-girl, how the hell does that trigger you into talking about curries and musclegirls, are you artistic or something?

Dumb anime fox girls

Those are fighting words you fucking nigger.

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>curries
now i am hungry.
Oga is top tier

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Oh u gonna defend ur wifu's honor with ur samurai sword. We don't do swords on Jow Forums u faggot.

How do you know it’s a fox, and not a dog or wolf?

are you retarded?
non educated since born?

>four ears
Get this casual bullshit out of my face.

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You didn’t answer the question you illiterate.

between season one and two im convinced holo was killed and a jewish thot crawled into her skin

>not all weapon lives matter
>misspelled waifu

You belong on a fucking cross, normie scum, and I'll be thrilled to put you there when the time comes.

Have you never seen a fox, wolf or dog? How could you not know immediately?

What is this Oga from? *3*