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Shot of Old Crow on the ice. Leave the bottle.

Woops my bad.

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yeah sure.......

Have I told you about the great Jow Forums milk war? it was glorious

Neat, straight, or on the rocks?

Eh, I mean I guess milk of a certain variety sure!

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Ginger beer
>t.conceal carrying

Gin and tonic.

Root beer with a bit of actual beer.

Trayvon Martini neat

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Root beer and Jeager.

semen brownies

give it to him NEET

Enjoy your piss sir.

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Jagermeister if you got it, Pilsner Urquell if you don't. Thanks.

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You. When's your birthday?

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Sep 20

What year?

it's later this year

Can I actually get something to eat?

it was also last year if that helps

GET OUT

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blue moon

a mineral water with a lemon wedge, garcon

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Just orphan tears, today.

Only answer

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Captain and coke please

It wouldn't be the entire cartridge it would just be the bullet you ponce.

a date grape

Semen brownies are my favourite, hopefully moar will be served at the next Jow Forumsommando meetup ;)

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Fags

Served hot or cold?

I want to try Steel Reserve but I'll look like a hipster if I do.

we fags outnumber you straight boi

hewo
I have sippy cup awnd owang juus
>night Jow Forums before midnight

No shotas allowed

a date grapist

Wasteland tequila

The blood of my enemies

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I would fucking love a mojito right now. I should get a planter for some mint.

this man knows whats up.
summertime is time for girly drinks.

but I want a bushmills rocks with a splash of water

Rum and mint arent girly, too much stringent aromatics and herbal flavors. Most women hate mint, licorice, and root flavors in drinks. Mint is a fantastic pair with a good cigarette. Herbal liquers are good with many cigars. Just because something has a lot of flavor doesnt make it girly, ease out of that frat house psychology and experience alcohol at something more subtle than a dull roar.

I like wine

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Shot of toki whiskey. Amber ale chaser

Heated up MRE cheese spread please.

I have 3 grams of MDPV left from before the MSM freaked out over bath salts and got it scheduled, so I'm gonna make a batch of laced Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Brownies and bring them to the California meetup. Nothing of value lost.

>What ya drinking?
One glass of date-rape please.

>I-I'll have a root beer, thanks...

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Cheese is a bit...aged. You don't mind, do you ,sir?

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Not at all kind sir,just give a good stir if you could.

Double of well whiskey and a pbr tall boy. And don’t be stingy with your fucking pours.

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One shot please.

bulliet bourbon, and an obarez

not the rye?

20cl of vodka & coke, without the coke

a big cup of maga

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>take the guns first, due process second.

Glenlivet 18, double, neat.

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Zima. This shit is just rebranded smirnoff isnt it?

That's a good way to get AIDS

I'll start with a shot of Jack, a tall Yuengling, and finish with a gin and tonic.

Gimme one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

MODS

Aberlour 16 year... neat.

that's some real shitty bottle selection you got there.

people are driving japanese whiskey way up in price. These people need to fucking stop.

This. Jap whisky is definitely solid, but it’s not THAT good.

You got my rent money yet?

Del maguey mezcal, neat

I'll have it tomorrow the next day, i don't know...

a romulan ale

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uh... can you get me a glass and fill it with whiskey and vodka? any kind works

every year

Just top me off please, I brought my own

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based, fpbp, /thread

anyone who doesn't say water will catch diabetes unless they reply to this post and say THANKS FOR THE HYDRATION REMINDER BRO

>I said come in.
>Dont stand there.

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Rusty burro.

Sunset Sarsaparilla and rum. Yep, just killed me a Deathclaw. Shot it right in the eye. Make that a double.

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Any strong dark beer if you have it. Glenfiddich 12 year if you don't.

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Jag is a fuckin laxative for Grandpa. It's not meant to be drank the way burgers drink it. Might as well drink cough syrup

Shut up faggot, that's not how 'respond to this or' posts work.
You ruined the water answer and fp.

Only buy one. It's disgusting and you won't want a second.

:(

e-enjoy dying of thirst, a-user...

I’ll have a sweet tea and bourbon.

damnit that sounds good

>no one has said rum
It's like none of you faggots want to be a pirate.

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I wasnt saying no to water user; I was saying no to your post and you.

:-(((

brb kms

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I would like a small carrot juice.