>be me
>in room
>sister walks in
>currently learning how to tie shemagh while listening to music
>this was on when she came in youtube.com
>stares at me for a few seconds
>leaves
>mfw
Welp, there goes my opsec. Anyone else fucked up recently?
Autism Speaks
Hudson Miller
Asher James
Ah sisters. One time I had my K98 out in my room and my sister ran in and locked the door during an argument. She wanted to pour water on the gun. A fit of autistic rage overwhelmed me and I bashed the door with my foot, barreling in with my finger out saying don't fucking touch my gun.
Then my dad got home and my ass got kicked cause I was 15 and my dad made me work to replace the door. We still joke about it 10 years later. God I miss that K98.
Jose Robinson
Be me
>16 year old
>have step sister shes 12
>sitting in room relaxin
>half sister comes in
>she sees pic related
>got it at an airshit place because gun was shit and knife is one hit kill so i would just run around with it actually got a few "kills"
>oooo user can i have this
>no
>she grabs it
>i start grabbing it too
>its facing up and im directly in front of it
>she finally lets go
>it goes streight up into my eye
>ohfuckmyeyeeyeyeye.wave
>yell "fucking shit"
>its hot out.
>windows open
>patio next to my room
>grandma and grandpa are visiting from north carolina
>grandma hears me
>dont swear infront of baboshka
>open eyes
>one eye is lookong straight
>the other about 10 degrees up
>everything looks crooked
>fuck...
>go outside
>everyone all quiet
>dad says, what happened
>say got stabbed inna eye
>user ARE YOU OKAY, YOU NEED TO GO TO HOPSTIPAL?!??!
>no. sit down and have a beer.
Nolan Clark
Lel, that's either the most Russian or most redneck thing I've heard in a while.
Wyatt Rivera
What happened to the k98 user
Nolan Lopez
Dad took it, after he caught me being "indecent" with it
Blake Russell
OwO
Juan Flores
Jackson Turner
Based
Asher Butler
amazing user. how old where you when he took her away?
Luke Ward
>he caught me being "indecent" with it
Jackson Bailey
>Her
Don’t just assume the weapon’s gender user
Justin Brown
all firearms default gender is female.
Lincoln Cooper
Bigot, my Sks identifies as a hind
Noah Wilson
Op we’re waiting for you to deliver
Michael Perez
Thats not me you fucking faggot. End yourself.
Sold it. God you autists are pathetic.
Mason Russell
kek
Bentley Phillips
liar.
Julian Bailey
For the love of Christ, how am I supposed to masterbate to this now?
Cameron Hughes
determination
Tyler Sanchez
so you play undertale too? :3
Jackson Johnson
Try me.
Imagination?
Easton White
>Select area with (You)
>Paint in with background color
Git gud fgt.
Andrew Torres
cringed
Leo Edwards
No, since I only listen to autistic music in the car like every other sane human being.
Your sister sounds like a cunt, and you sound like a poorfag who can't afford his own place.
Jose Jones
>dude just get your own place as soon as you turn 18
Turn on the tv sometime grandpa
Benjamin Perez
18 year olds should not be allowed to vote, drink or own guns. They're too retarded.
Aiden Flores
nice try oh ye proxytard
post bp
Hunter Nelson
Yo that's a great song
Juan Watson
Not recent, but from a while back.
>at job
>job is hiring new guys
>new guy shows up for interview, older dude, wearing hunting camo
>must be a cool guy
>we start talking about a loading dock
>loading dock door is too small
>boss jokes about knocking out some of the concrete to make it bigger
>boss knows about my autism, new guy obvs doesnt
>start talking about using explosives to do it
>discuss shaped charges and homemade detonators
>i'm infodumping about improvised explosives while wearing a serbian milsurp jacket and 5.11 pants
>realize how sketchy this must seem to the new guy, i shut up
>damageisalreadydone.jpg
>guy says "yeah I dont think this job is for me"
>mfw I scared off a new hire with my Jow Forums autism
>mfw everyone brings it up at lunch
>mfw everyone convinced I'm a terrorist even though I just had too much time on the internet as a teenager and at one time wanted to be a demolitions engineer
Dylan Cook
>just finished 5k practice
>cool down walk
>start thinking about pistol tactics class I took a while back
>go through motions of firing, removing magazine and reloading down the sidewalk
>notice what I've just done
>can't tell if anyone saw me so I just broke into a jog and went home