"Stop! I'm commandeering your vehicle to pursue a suspect!"
What do Jow Forums?
"Stop! I'm commandeering your vehicle to pursue a suspect!"
Robert Brown
James Turner
Well shit, hop on in!
Aiden Peterson
Fuel pump cutoff. If he's lucky, there's enough residual pressure in the line to run the engine for 20 feet.
"Sorry officer, but I tried to tell you that it likes to die randomly. Better luck on the next one."
Cameron Martinez
Where is he?
Brandon Hernandez
"Get fucked, nerd."
James Ramirez
Gas, Grass or Ass
Nobody Rides For Free
Andrew Torres
Make sure it isn't dmx
Christian Bailey
>Hippity hoppity return my property
Christopher Flores
Make yourself comfortable, you're riding shotgun. Assorted beverages are in the glovebox, make sure you grab yourself one of the ARs from the backseat. That should do a little more damage than your wheelgun, Officer
>not grabbing the chance to speed like a mofo while the passenger is shooting at another car while the state will pay for every damage on your truck
Jacob King
"Shotgun!"
Brandon Peterson
Manual transmission, if you could count past 5 you wouldn't be a police officer.
Joseph Reyes
OOH BOY CAN I COME WITH U????
Matthew Fisher
>cop pulls gun on me to steal property
I'm already in the car, might as well run his ass over.
Isaiah Baker
>What do Jow Forums?
Just keep driving.
Joshua Miller
Jose Stewart
this
Jason Hernandez
wait a second...is this tremors? fuckin' a
Tyler Gomez
It's Tex Grebner's truck isn't it.
Justin Moore
I sorry its a driverless car with a governor that keep the car from going over 45 mph and its already been programed to take me home !
Levi Morgan
Nice 38 my grandma carried one in her purse. I carry this glock 20 (KA-THOOM KA-THOOM) whoops finger slipped.
Colton Roberts
*steps down hard on the throttle"
....
"I feared for my life, your honor"
Carter Green
Either this or I demand to stay in the passenger seat to see where this goes.
Jason Williams
cia niggers glow in the dark you just run them over.
Isaiah Hall
Can I ride shotgun and shoot at them?
Also, the windows don't roll down, so I'll have the other door open when shooting. Keep your seatbelt on.
Noah Rodriguez
Where can i get stickers like that?
Anthony Walker
I'm sure a kitsune is selling them for $2 at the nearest furry convention.