>mom found the bug out bag
Mom found the bug out bag
Nolan Hernandez
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Jose Garcia
>oh no my mom bugged out
what the fuck are you worried about?
Henry Cruz
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Caleb Murphy
dragon dildos
Connor Howard
whos gonna get me my tendies!!??
Jacob Anderson
>Mom found the buried supply cache
>"user why is there a blanket and freeze dried chicken tenders in this shoebox?"
>Spaghetti goes flying
>Remember my training
>"S-shall not b-b-be infringed"
>Grab rifle, scream with the power of 500 autistic toddlers, jump out of windows
>Mfw
Christopher Hughes
>mom washed the cum rag
Jason Clark
>Daughter dug the dick deposit
Aiden Evans
So? My mother is completely aware of all my autistic survivalist, gun hoarding tendencies. My dad is a gun nut too. She doesn't personally like firearms, but she says we make her feel safe and that men are supposed to like weapons.
David Morris
Work on bugging out of your parent's house first as it is unlikely that society will fail as hard as you have.
Luke Fisher
Adam Reyes
holy shit
Ian Morgan
>Mom found my cum in my sisters ass
Nathaniel Murphy
Haha I've only dropped out of University twice, failed in the one serious relationship in my life, and have a dead end job.
Joshua Barnes
Logan Morris
This is too real
My mom found my old sheets I forgot to throw away when I moved out and they were stiff as a board
Brayden Richardson
dumb frogposter
Robert Evans
>Mom found Charlie in the trees
Brody Flores
Jackson Perry
There is nothing wrong about living with your parent if you have a job and can take care of yourself. Family is important.
Daniel Nguyen
God bless mum for washing the cum socks and returning them to my dresser drawers
Parker Rodriguez
You're a faggot
Lincoln Jenkins
Care to elaborate, nigger?
Joshua Young
Based mom
Ryan Morris
Considering the price of getting your own place, this guy has it right.
Brayden Morris
18 or older to be here. Your mom's a cunt and so are you.
Landon Roberts
>can't afford $500 a month
Jason Foster
>mom found my plane porn
Christian Davis
>rentcuck
Eli Lopez
You are a faggoty faggot. A pure faggot among faggots. You are top the top faggot, the only faggot above you is OP.
Levi Cook
>mom found the stengun factory in the garage
Adam Reyes
>mom purchased my "bug out bag" as a gift
>turn it into a gun shit bag
>she see's this
>gets another bag for Christmas and tells me I need an actual bug out bag and not to use this one just for guns
I love you mom.
Jackson Bennett
>complains about being able to afford a place
>lol rent what are you gay
Does mommy at least make good tendies?
Easton Collins
Your mom sounds awesome
Easton Ross
David Anderson
Ethan Evans
>$500 a month
Yikes, I wouldn’t want to live in your shithole
Samuel Scott
An unfortunate reality of our current circumstances. We're reverting to our post-WW2 socioeconomic organizations out of necessity. 'Twas a savage burn nonetheless.
Dominic Robinson
Nice nigger house you got there.
Charles Scott
My mom actually knows about my survivalistic tendencies and somewhat encourages them.
Knowing how to build stuff, find food, build traps and basic natural medicines are good things to know.
I am borderline survivalist because I gather that knowledge mostly for innawoods and hunting stuff.
Jaxson Jenkins
I used to have a towel under my bed which is what I used to cum on daily. My mom would find it every couple of months, wash it, and return it under my bed. I dont even know if she knew what it was. God bless her soul
Carter Miller
Its called not living in a communist state with high af cost of living
>t. Texas boi
Henry Wood
>rubbing a cummed up towel on your dick
>not just keeping a roll of paper towel and garbage can next to your battlestation
Filthy animals
Joseph Johnson
She knew.
Didn't care.
Normal action shit for humans.
Xavier Wright
She knew
Aiden Ortiz
>He doesn't have enough money for paper
Christian Campbell
Wait till they have to pay for condoms
Brandon Collins
By "bug out bag" he meant "bug chaser bag".
Julian Scott
Are you a fellow bug chaser? :3c
Zachary Cook
Not just cumming in your boxers or shorts and changing them the next morning
>Plebs
Elijah Mitchell
The fuck? No, you sick son of a bitch.
Juan Cook
>he doesn't fap naked with socks on
sad
Jordan Evans
Who the fuck cares?
What are you some kind of little bitch NEET who has to worship his mothers opinions as if they are Gods Word?
Andrew Garcia
Where did mommy hurt your feefees?
Gavin Parker
>OMGOMGHOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
>muh mommy found my survival bag
What the hell, is your family some kinda bitchass leftist pussies or something?
I got my first shotgun when I was 7.
Jason Cook
Congratulations on the new shotgun
Owen Peterson
Honestly at that point they're living with you.
Isaiah Howard
>living with parents
>taking care of yourself
Connor Long
>wife found my bug out wife
>asked if the cheap pistol in bag was for her
>I said it depends on if she's slowing me down
>she got a lawyer
Jack Hall
>Texas
To reiterate, yikes, I wouldn’t want to live in your shithole
Hudson Myers
>mom found the dragon dildos
Logan Baker
>th..the grapes were sour
Bentley Reed
>mom found the ear collection
Andrew Cruz
Rip op
Andrew Phillips
Jaxson Murphy
>all of you getting mad at OP not realizing that this post is just a meme.
Samuel Howard
>Mom found the cum lube while looking for the gun lube
David Gomez
oof
Lucas Robinson
>t.35% white
Hudson Turner
>mom found my dragon dildo collection
Hunter Allen
>predator found the punji pit
FUCK THAT TRAP WAS MY LAST CHANCE
Isaiah Scott
Colton Cruz
>sam hyde found the pony porn
my little nuts are gonna start quakin
Blake Ross
The paper sticks to my dick, wife ended up in the hospital with sepsis once.
Luke Wilson
Brutal.
Jaxon Diaz
Shoulda listened to Peterson bucko
Andrew Cruz
>don't want to live in the best state
Sure thing, enjoy being cucked and having mommy wipe your ass faggot
Grayson Robinson
Jackson Lee
>is so used to getting kiked he thinks economic prosperity and a reasonable cost of living is bad
Ayden Flores
I just turned 26 and I live with my folks. I have moved out before, but I decided to go back to school and they graciously let me stay at their home while I finish. I have a job and pay for everything I consume or use, but I'm itching to get my own place again. But you're right, humans have evolved to live amongst their family their whole entire lives, so this post WWII ideal of moving out is pretty foreign.
Hudson Garcia
i had a thin cotton rag i kept in my computer desk, used it for over a year. 365+ teenage loads in that bad boy. Mom found it, and washed it. i knew that she knew what it was. It was never spoken of. Mothers truly are saints.
Benjamin Lee
Evan Lewis
>Not helping your family when SHTF
Its a tactical decision to live with them obv.
Nolan Rodriguez
Sauce on this pic?
Jordan Nelson
Found the wh*te dog who fell for the jewish “independence” meme
Parker Wood
I already live in the best state (California)
Alexander Hughes
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It's Atago from Kancolle by moisture(chichi)
Ryder Roberts
omg fucking based
Anthony Price
Why is someone is Jow Forums saying Cali is good
Matthew Flores
>living with boomers into your adulthood is not Jewish
Stormniggers can't even tell whats Jewish and what isn't anymore
Get a job and start a family you wastrel
Jose Thomas
Christian Mitchell
>finding a cotton tube filled with a year's worth of your son's jizz
You know she held that with her bare hands, sniffed it, put it in the wash with her panties. Then she gently placed it back in your room, knowing that you would find out and use it again, thinking of her.
Jonathan Wright
Christopher Walker
My family is full of useless cunts that are barely aware of what's going on in the world and they hound me about having guns I won't help them at all.
James Jackson
Oof... that hurts
Hudson Gutierrez
$500 a month for rent and $500 a month on ac so you dont die of heatstroke from living in hell
Jayden Jenkins
What are you, weak? Just open a window
Brandon Davis
>dry heat
The citizens of Louisiana mock you.
Julian Sanders
We have swamps here too, and don't get me started on the gulf coast
Elijah Morgan
>mom found the bottled nigger