>Garand action closed on my dick.
Garand action closed on my dick
Blake Smith
Jose Morris
That's why you can't hipfire a garand
Gavin Turner
>my dick
WAS your dick.
Andrew Watson
>literal PINGis
Leo Ross
>FAL pinched the skin on my thigh
Brayden Rodriguez
>Mosin twisted my testicles
Connor Powell
>accidentally pulled my ball hairs out with my wheellock
I don't know how this happened I tells ya.
Brody White
>Implying I was shooting it
Gabriel Edwards
Hobbs leaked back down my pee hole and now it stings like hell
Andrew Gonzalez
>Staff Sgt. Sawyer saw the semen shells
Michael Ramirez
>.308 casing fell inside my boxers
Nicholas Perez
>set off a primer in my ass
spicy
Logan Parker
>Hakim action closed on my dick
Cameron Howard
>clit caught in Colt Gold Cup
Ayden Richardson
>Tore my scrotum off on the Mauser clip guide
Aaron Nguyen
>Foreskin stuck in the mag release again
Liam Morales
>again
Lol
Grayson Wood
>got circumcized by garand action
Justin Bell
>Mosin degloved my penis
Jason Myers
>my finger pulled the trigger on my winchester 94
Carson Foster
Underrated
Dylan Barnes
>Penis got mutilated in the M134's rotor engine
Liam Collins
>closed the SxS while my dong was in one of the barrels
Jayden Green
>IT LOCKED
Oliver Cruz
>corrosive cum made the barel of my sks no longer useable
go for crome lined
Luke Thomas
>when you tryna do a tacticool overreach charge with a brand new AK and slice your hand open on the dust cover's sharp edge
Gavin Hernandez
>One testicle in the RPG-7 when loading a new rocket again
Jonathan Fisher
>having a railed dust cover instead of low profile gas tube rails and a sidemount for your scope
Jace Carter
>dick rubbed against the ARs keymod rail
>im gay now
Bentley Evans
You were gay for having keymod anyway.
Aaron Sanders
>im gay now
>now
Nigga dont lie