Walk into boomer gunstore

im sorry are you the retard who is making fun of people for making fun of retards?

>i live my life to affect the emotions of another person
Now thats cuck mentality right there

Thank you for your service
> more zoomers should kill themselves

>Walk into boomer gun store.
>"Holy shit! I ain't seen sideburns like that since the 70's!"
>"We used to call that the Wild West Outlaw facial hair because half the gang's up top and you gotta follow the treasure trail to find the rest of 'em down south! Har har har!!"
>Walk out of boomer gun store.
>Fuck this. I can buy my shit at Walmart.

Made me giggle. Thank you sir.

They look like nice people. Maybe you should try not being a degenerate.

Speaking as someone from muskogee l can confirm that they do not in fact smoke marijuana
Mostly either tobacco or meth

>using a schedule I substance while shopping for guns

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Weed is for people who have time to waste. Aka 99% losers. 40s&w is for faggots who never shoot their guns (10mm is better and the recoil is easy to get used to)

>>.62x39 tula for 40c a round
.56x45 55gr for 50c a round
>>Banned on Saigas and mosins
$ firearm purchase fee
$ transfer fee
>>Banned on name and description
$ Markups
I shop at my LGS from time to time but fuck at least dont be a jew about it.

>walk into anywhere
>go about my business
>ignore shit that doesn't matter
>act like adult male

Holy shit. You like... go places and don't autistically rage over conversations you over hear? wtf?

Actions speak louder than words
Talk is cheap. Lead by example ^^

Whats wrong with weed? Whiteoids are much bigger threat to gun rights than weed ever has been, but you subspecies continue to lay eggs while enabling and tolerating kike domination and nigger entitlement.

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>Walk into Walmart
>"I'd like a box of 22 lr"
>"What's that? Don't think we sell it."
>"There's a box of it right there on the shelf behind you."
>"I better call the manager. Mr. Manager, this guy wants a box of twenty five yeller. Do we carry that?"
>Manager: "Never heard of it. Have you tried the boomer gun store?"
>"There's a box right there."
>"This? I don't know if these bullets go in a gun. I think it's for crossbows or something."

>proper/semi proper use of the term boomer
This is Jow Forums in 2018, you're supposed to misuse that term

haha dood weed lmao

Shave your fucking sideburns then if you don't want to get shit for them, faggot

I refuse to believe that anyone that wears flannel does not smoke weed

>Walk into boomer gun store
>"I want to buy a handgun"
>Owner immediately starts peddling Kimber 1911's
Why do boomers love Kimber so much?

>walk into gunstore in muskogee
>look at old fudd behind counter with his wife
>loudly announce BOOMERS
>BOOMER SOONERS!
>get a ten percent discount
>walk out with my new durr rifle
How has this not been posted yet?

>.40 caliber Glock gen 5
doesn't exist yet

based

are you ok?

>he cant handle the bantz

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>being a loser weedfag that can’t go 6 seconds without showing off his drug addiction to strangers
>being upset when told to leave an establishment that cannot legally sell you a firearm

>weed is what defines me, I can’t live without my crappy drug

Dude smo wees lmao

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I've been in a few places like this, most of them are actually more corrupt than the newish owners.

>letting people do several 4473's
>blatant straw purchases
>etc

But pricing will be high as fuck, that's why they're willing to skirt the law more on sales, because they don't move as much. One old fart finally went out of business but for years he was selling $10-15 ammo for $25-30 and anything during hunting season was $30-50 minimum because "hurr da durr gonna be worth the price of ammo as long as ya don't mizz!" I pissed him off during his closing sale because I pointed out that his "clearance" pricing was still higher than internet pricing, and then he blamed me and "those damn computers" for putting him out of business. But I still bought a few things from him, mostly shit he overlooked as being more valuable than he thought. Like an original Thompson vertical foregrip he sold me for $20, and I sold for much more than that to an owner of a transferable 1928.

About the best place to get guns nowadays are fucking pawn shops, because they're more concerned with MAKING MONEY than feeding you bullshit.

Lol. Not quite that bad, but yeah it's really frustrating.

>After waiting 10 minutes for someone with the keys to show up.
>"No, not the .38 special. I want the Tula 9mm. No you've gone too far. It's not a rifle caliber. The black box right there. No that's Remington. Right next to it with the red letters. Oh for the love of God, let me hop over the counter and show you."

>he doesn't buy firearms while stoned

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WE

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>For people who have time to waste
>Work 12hr shift at factory
>Decide to smoke a bowl before bed a couple times a week
>Have 2 rental properties and own home
>Loser
K kid

>12hr shift
>smokes marijuana
Yep, loser

>weed lmao
>da joos did it
You high right now, son?

WUZ

>12hr shift at factory
>smokes weed
you'll be working that job for the rest of your life, loser.

I've long wondered this too. They can be alright, but they aren't anything special imo.

>Walk into Boomer Air Force base
>Nearly get blasted to pieces
>Walk into plane hanger I can't believe I'll see our dream of flight come true before I die
>Walk into Boomer munitions storage
>Even the ants explode
>Blowup the munitions, get told I'm doing them a good service
>mfw

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Not even joking but you're definitely retarded by smoking too much. If you stop now you might recover.

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>walk in to millennial gun store
>looking for some 45acp
>"sorry bro that's for oldfags!"
>ok i'll take some 9mm
>"sorry bro no stoppin powah"
>how about 40?
>20 minutes of sperging ensues
>well what do you have?
>38 super, 264 win mag, 9.3x62 mauser
>got any ruger 10/22s?
>only one but it's covered in dragon dildo lube
>turn 540 and walk out

Boomers are very susceptible to advertising, and that’s the only thing Kimber doesn’t fuck up.

>I want that box of Federal
>this'n here?
>yep
>ya sure these are the right bullets?
>what?
>don't want ya to get out there and have the wrong bullets n' have to return 'em
Not even making this one up. They put all the disability hires as far to the back of the store as possible and make auto guys and sportsmen deal with them.

>Walk into hipster gun shop.
>Clerk is wearing a trilby, a t-shirt from a band only six people know about, has both arms fully tattooed, gauged ears and a patchy "beard".
>Is drinking some all hops IPA microbrew.
>Look at their selection of ammo. Don't recognize anything.
>"Uh, hi. I'm just looking for a 525 round box of Federal bulk..."
>Clerk rolls his eyes, huffs and cuts me off. "2018 and not rolling your own. So lame."
>"Excuse me?"
>Clerk pulls out a bag of empty .22LR casings, a bottle of non-gmo, certified organic, onions based smokeless powder and another bag full of non-lead, fair trade, light roasted, biodegradable bullets.
>Clerk huffs again. "Twenty-two rimfire. So mainstream. .20 Fripple has better ballistics anyway but, of course, you've never heard of it."
>Clerk has another sip of his unbelievably bitter beer. "Anything else today?" In an annoyed tone.
>"No. Just the .22."
>Total comes to $73.90 for 500? "rounds".
>Pay and leave.

Still better than dealing with Walmart.

Why does S O Y autocorrect to onions?

What's sad is I think think this post was the finest hour of your life.

>yet

I know they made some for some huehue bolice department, but are they ever going to sell them in the US? Not that I want a .40, but if they're going to start expanding the gen 5 to other calibers that might mean a 10mm or .45 is on the way.

You’re right, we should also ban tobacco, alcohol, and unhealthy food

10mm is the answer you underage

I've walked into gun stores with long hair, a Burzum shirt, and anime waifu keychain before and nobody cared

Now that's a Ring-a-Ding move, baby!!

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DICK WASHERS

Chinkmoot is a faggot

Hey retard suicide by gun only gives grabbers more statistics

AND

I know this is b8 but still
>thinking humans evolved from chimps

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You're one of THOSE retards.

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the |state| of burger education

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gorillas are a closer ancestor you retard

>go into wal-mart looking for Tula Suprema ammo that got discounted when they discontinued it
>ask the guy in the sporting goods section if he can do a SKU search to see if they have any in-stock
>asks me what exactly he's searching for before he runs it
>tell him Suprema
>his eyes get wide and he points to a shelf and says that if it's on clearance it's gonna be right there and hurries off
>he didn't even point to the clearance shelf
Fuck you too, Dave.

m'kay noice lets get this out onto a treh

>walk into LGS
>owner has a healthy bodyweight

just kidding

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I wish Duterte would take his own advice and shoot his own fentanyl-loving face.

>walk into a gunstore
>buy ammo
>pay the guy
>walk out
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>walking around in Sooner shirt deep in Texas
>behindenemylines.jpg
>great bellow from the other side of the street
>“BOOMER!”
>look
>6’7” 400 pound mountain of crimson and cream with fists raised above head, girth spilling from beneath shirt with the most joyous expression on his bearded face
>picrelated.png
>shout “SOONER” back
Max comfy

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I unironically would not sell to you if that was my store. Too much chance of a 'tism flare up gone bad

>go into a store
>ask them to sell you something
>get a sales pitch

You brought it on yourself user. Do some reading and get an idea of what you want before showing up if you don't want to get shilled a bunch of bullshit.

Nobody said ban you asshurt faggot
Just don't expect everyone to like your degenerate shit

He’s retarded, but no. Gorillas are not closer to us.

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the truth is we evolved from asia from species there and well niggers might come from asia but let's be real honest with ourselves and think about what they evolved from and what they created i.e. pots with dicks on them and statues with dicks on them at least eurofag and med had varied artwork instead of dicks. makes sense because they were all dickwashers

What

>check armslist occasionally
>one time forget to turn off "premium vendors"
>checking out ads from smaller local gun shops I hadn't heard of
>prices mostly meh for new guns (advertising at or above MSRP), but interested in used guns so might drive to some of them to see what they have
>zero in on the one with the best quality to price ratio
>do a google search of the store
>some photos come up
>boomers-booming.jpg

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>>ask to hold 40 caliber Glock gen 5
Now I see how you survived.

what does it say? please don't what?

>Implying that highly skilled vietnam vet (who just happened to be an s1 clerk but so what, he still saw action) wouldn't kill you for making a hostile move first.

I'd be laughing my ass into oxygen deprivation if I had that exchange happen to me what is wrong with you

I don't know, I heard you can buy those high capacity assault weapons at Walmart, guns like that only have one purpose you know. Plus all you need is one bullet to put someone down anyway

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>Please don't dry fire guns

>schedule 1
>condoning arbitrary shit fed status

>The NEET cries out as he strikes you.
The plan is to work here the rest of my working life. They match 15% 401(k) and have great benefits. I also make enough on OT alone to buy a gun every week if I wanted to.

>millennial hipsters not pushing .357 sig.

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That's nice but you're still an obnoxious dude weed lmao loser

>good value for money
>Lol nope fuck that muh internet culture and meme's
>Seems the word fudd is out of fashion.

Retard.

>see gun on display with a wood stock and want to buy it
>ask if they have others in the back that werent on display and have a different colored stock
>they rage out and act like im wasting their time

fuck you you stupid fucking niggers its almost $1000 fuck you

even fucking mcdonalds let me change the type of toy i got when i was a kid

fucking boomer fucks

>called boomers
wataugademocrat.com/blowingrocket/community/boomers-or-red-squirrels-abound-in-the-mountains/article_b69669ff-5102-5b70-8bcd-4e0fe27599a3.html

It's funny how Jow Forums makes fun of boomers when they're the only thing preventing gun control from being passed. Once they're all gone and the millennial are in charge it will be the beginning of the end. If you're a young person and pro-second amendment then you're in the minority and will eventually be outvoted. So maybe don't shit on the people who are preventing your guns from being taken away.

AND WE DON'T TAKE OUR TRIPS ON LSSSSSD