Keeping your phone in a holster or belt clip is tactical. Why don't you do it?

Keeping your phone in a holster or belt clip is tactical. Why don't you do it?

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Because pussy feels good and I wouldn’t get any with that on

Because it looks boomer tier

Because my non-phablet fits in my pocket.

>>Be adult
>>Be married
>>Unable to wear cargo shorts/pants constantly anymore
>>start wearing a belt clip for phone
>>Still get pussy regularly
umadbro?

Because I dont have a four-letter combination restricting my mental capacity.

>he fell for the meme

Enjoy loosing your personal items when she leaves you for Tyrone

I guess the natural progression is from being a fucking nerd who wears cargo pants/shorts to being a fucking nerd who holsters his cellphone.

>wearing cargo shorts in the first place

Ask me how I know you never had style

>he fell for the meme

Enjoy that pit of agony and fury deep in your empty, barren soul never leaving, making every moment an existential nightmare as you constantly debate the value of your own life before inevitably live streaming your own suicide

>>Projecting this hard
Anything you want to talk about user? This is a safe place.
Dude where the fuck did you grow up? Everyone in my area wore those or jeans (Carpenter jeans usually)
Not when you went out on a date, but for everyday shit yeah. Only ones who didn't were the rich snobs who wore khaki shorts and loafers.
Function > Style

Jeans or khakis, in the winter maybe nicer sweatpants if I really didn't give a fuck or wanted to enjoy sweatpants boners. Athletic shorts or khaki shorts of various colors/patterns in the summer.

>*snifff* yup form over function I say, heh heh

Every time I've tried it my seatbelt snags and breaks it within 3 days.

I have had an awsome gf for the past seven years, what are you talking abot?

Most of Jow Forums is cityfags who've never done a hard day's work in their life. If they have a gun at all, they had to wait until they were already an adult and hide it from their parents because their parents live a sheltered, upper middle class life and think guns are the devil.

I'm not 40 y/o and chinese

what is wrong with cargo shorts
fucking nerds think the reason they can't into girls is because of shorts
protip: you have to focus on other areas of your body too

>Why don't you do it?

I don`t live in burgerland and our local tyrone would steal it.

>not wearing cargo shorts
>umad?
Nope

>me, a few years ago
>keep my phone in a case clipped into my belt
>riding my motorcycle in town
>clip falls off, phone calls into street
>get lucky, pull around, phone bounced into bike lane, case is a little scratched but phone is good
Never again.

>enjoy being trolled by virgins on Jow Forums that insist on getting the last snarky word